PENALTY COMMENTS
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Accidental Shooting in Santa Maria
How much weirder does an affectation have to get before people finally realize they're being patronized? Don't know what an affectation is? Well, one definition is 'any assumed peculiarity', like the way Oprah gets when she talks about bread. Here we have a situation where the police want us to believe that they somehow respond to gunshots, without being alerted or summoned. Why in the world would anyone go so far out their way to avoid admitting the obvious? Duh, if someone called the police on one of those new fangled cell phones, why couldn't they use that fancy "GPS " technology to find the witness? How did SMPD receive the reports of gunshots in the first place? Smoke signals? Or did the new chief put his ear on the railroad tracks like they do in them old cowboy movies?
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County Registrar of Voters Announces National Voter Registration Day
I personaly know this to be true saw it with my own eyes and also had to listened to all their bragging at work.
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Trash Zone
Oh please! Just because you don't say it out loud, that doesn't mean the real problem isn't obvious: You want a parking ban on Cathedral road. (Seriously, does anyone really buy the idea that people come home from work and routinely dump all the trash on the road right next to their car? Has anyone ever seen an actual human person do this? I really don't think so...)
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Trash Zone
Right?! I’ve lived in this neighborhood for years now and I’ve always wondered why the corner of Castillo and Islay always has a bunch of junk on the corner. There’s also a big old trash pile/homeless hangout at the end of Valerio- right up against the freeway- ironically right behind a chain link fence with a gigantic no dumping sign. Aside from some unhappy neighborhood residents- no one seems to care.
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Scanner Reports 9-22-17
who is barrett?
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Scanner Reports 9-22-17
yin yang is way of her medicine ! What a bunch of garble;
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Scanner Reports 9-22-17
yes once IGet my nose out of the bottle I can be helpful
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Scanner Reports 9-22-17
Big Roger still has a spot by his #9
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Scanner Reports 9-22-17
i Can luv ya but I wont let me politics be shaped by a Ginger.
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Naked Transient in a Dumpster
There's no way any "naked" homeless person could get into a dumpster on State street - I was looking for a piece of cardboard to use for a sign when I got out of jail last week - wanted to write "Lompoc" on it and stand near an on ramp and hitchhike, but every single dumpster in Santa Barbara is locked up tighter than Fort Knox. RP must've seen a ghost...
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Westside Train Horn
we love you C Billy you ar crude but fair. God bless you sir!
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Westside Train Horn
Democrats tooting the resignation of Nancy.
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Westside Train Horn
I used to joke that Amtrak sucks because they are always delayed for hitting people. Turns out it's true!
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Piano on the Mountain
"oops" is a good name for someone who gets things completely backwards. "naysayer: a person who habitually expresses negative or pessimistic views"
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Goleta Murder-Suicide Autopsy Results Released
Since when do autopsy results only take about a week? (Uh, never.) And when did women start beating other women to death? (Again, never. Men beat other men, to death, but women simply do NOT beat other people.)
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Ostrich Racing
I see it The wings are the Raptors little arms and hands. Thank the stars now they are only feathers . Going to be interesting to see what crawls out of the next Forbidden Zone.
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Ostrich Racing
Eat meat.
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Ostrich Racing
Hey I work with 420722 at the recycling center he is a hard worker and the nicest person ever.
Public Works Accountant Arrested for Embezzlement
those mugs tho....lol.