PENALTY COMMENTS

1. Scanner Reports 9-22-17

   who is barrett?

2. Scanner Reports 9-22-17

   no

3. Scanner Reports 9-22-17

   yin yang is way of her medicine ! What a bunch of garble;

4. Scanner Reports 9-22-17

   yes once IGet my nose out of the bottle I can be helpful

5. Scanner Reports 9-22-17

   Big Roger still has a spot by his #9

6. Scanner Reports 9-22-17

   i Can luv ya but I wont let me politics be shaped by a Ginger.

7. Naked Transient in a Dumpster

   There's no way any "naked" homeless person could get into a dumpster on State street - I was looking for a piece of cardboard to use for a sign when I got out of jail last week - wanted to write "Lompoc" on it and stand near an on ramp and hitchhike, but every single dumpster in Santa Barbara is locked up tighter than Fort Knox. RP must've seen a ghost...

8. Westside Train Horn

   we love you C Billy you ar crude but fair. God bless you sir!

9. Westside Train Horn

   Democrats tooting the resignation of Nancy.

10. Westside Train Horn

    I used to joke that Amtrak sucks because they are always delayed for hitting people. Turns out it's true!

11. Piano on the Mountain

    "oops" is a good name for someone who gets things completely backwards. "naysayer: a person who habitually expresses negative or pessimistic views"

12. Goleta Murder-Suicide Autopsy Results Released

    Since when do autopsy results only take about a week? (Uh, never.) And when did women start beating other women to death? (Again, never. Men beat other men, to death, but women simply do NOT beat other people.)

13. Ostrich Racing

    I see it The wings are the Raptors little arms and hands. Thank the stars now they are only feathers . Going to be interesting to see what crawls out of the next Forbidden Zone.

14. Ostrich Racing

    Eat meat.

15. Ostrich Racing

    Hey I work with 420722 at the recycling center he is a hard worker and the nicest person ever.

16. Tree Down on Power Lines with Outage Nearby

    Thy good old Blessed Drinking Days it's Little Roger now...I was the bad drunk but I got to admit some of it was fun never forget snapping all Cals rat traps with a broom and everytime I did he'd come to from a deep drunk and yell "Take that you son of a bi$ch!" crazy man died sober on his birthday Dec 7th, 2007 in a freak accident.

17. Scanner Reports 9-18-17

    WITHOUT ROGER EDHAT WOULD BE LA VIEW. DOES YOUR MAN PREFER BOXERS OR .....TAMMY W. NEVER MIND.

18. Scanner Reports 9-18-17

    Dude get some new material. You make us real ignorant idiots look bad. IMHO :)

19. High Speed Chase & Crash in Hope Ranch

    Hope Ranch girls now thats what i was doing when you where going fast in junk me 4X4 toy my be 90hp if that! but back in the goodland of haskulls can't go fast but can go down the 2 of us me from dp and she a Hope Ranch girl!now!

20. Assault on a Police Officer

    I'd rather not have a life if it was like yours Have a nice life Good Bye.