Scanner Reports 9-18-17

Hello, Good Morning. I hope most of you had a good weekend. I was strolling through the Milpas UNDERPANTS the other day and I noticed it was whiter than usual, almost blinding my eyes white. Brighter, cleaner, except the stains were still there and I wondered what happened. I felt as if something was wrong with my eyes or maybe the sun was up in such a way it was affecting the way the cement looked. It was kinda strange. Then on Sunday morning I saw an article on the internet that 16 People are dead and 421 ill in San Diego from a Hepatitis A outbreak. It said in the article that the streets are being bleached. I was hoping that this was fake news, then I opened up my LA Times opinion section and I read a little article called, The Public Toilet Shortage. The last couple paragraphs of the article stated: “Not having enough toilets and sanitary facilities is the precursor to a public health crisis. Witness what’s been happening in San Diego, where an outbreak of Hepatitis A – a disease that spreads when people fail to wash their hands after going to the bathroom – has left 16 people dead and nearly 300 hospitalized. More than half afflicted are homeless people. Now the city is scrambling to erect industrial tents with beds and hygiene facilities. In Anaheim, city officials calculated that taking away a few port-a-potties along the Santa Ana River would reduce the number of homeless people camped there it has not.” Then this last paragraph: “You don’t make homeless people vanish by refusing to provide toilets. You just end up with unsanitary conditions for everyone.” Well maybe some officials just want to cut down on the population a little, and what better way than to take out poor people. But sooner than later, the middle class are affected and a few wealthy people too. This is the first I have seen of this. Gentleman Jim told me the story has been floating around the internet several days now. Horrible, horrible, horrible. How come this is the first we have been hearing about it? It’s bad enough there are not enough toilets out there for the public and the homeless, there’s human feces all over the place there, here, everywhere. Where do homeless people go to the bathroom? San Diego is not that far away. Los Angeles even closer. Do we have any cases here in Santa Barbara yet? Is anything being done? Is this why the Milpas Underpass looks so clean? Has it been bleached? I’m sure some folks out there don’t like what I got to say about this. “Why doesn’t he mind his own business and Shut Up?” I don’t mind my own business and shut up because anyone can get this and I care, so there.

Here is your Scanner Roni reports, FRYday:

  • Disturbance at the Mayor’s office, don’t know why.
  • Drunk female yelling at Lazy Acres.
  • Sexual battery at SBCC West Campus, Suspect, HMA, got away for now, but not for long.
  • Domestic in the 900 Block of Obispo, ex-boyfriend refusing to leave.
  • Stolen vehicle found, 1700 block of Maple, a white Ford Focus.
  • Medical emergency West Campus SBCC, seizures.
  • Injury traffic accident involving two vehicles on Carrillo Hill.
  • 900 block of San Andres, injury vehicle accident.
  • Santa Claus Lane, old white haired white man wearing a hoodie and swinging a guitar, coming from the marsh area. I always thought Santa came from the North Pole.
  • Drinker, 29 South Milpas.
  • Medical emergency fall victim, Friendship Manor in I.V.
  • Overdose, 500 block of North “W” Street.
  • Suicidal subject, South San Antonio Road.
  • Reckless motorcyclist riding around Harding School, 1600 Robbins.
  • Stolen vehicle investigation, 20 David Love Place.
  • Domestic verbal, physical, threats of suicide etc.
  • 1200 block of East Valley Road in Montecito.
  • Underground transformer fire and outage, 21 West Victoria.
  • Fight at Dos Pueblos High School, four subjects involved.
  • Nogal at Hollister, serious accident, vehicle vs bicyclist major injuries.
  • Disturbance, 1100 block of East Cabrillo.
  • Campers in RV’s on Santa Claus Lane.
  • Male yelling and a 5 year old child yelling at him to stop. Check the child’s welfare, in the 400 block of South Canada in an apartment.
  • Male transient passed out in the driveway of a business, 400 block of North Milpas.

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

  • Two bullies tried to steal a bicycle from a subject by intimidation. They got it for a minute and the victim fought for it, and in the end the two bullies got caught. At least one went to jail. The victim might have been injured.
  • One subject camping, the other disturbing, at Our Lady of Sorrows, 21 East Sola.
  • Vehicle vs a wall in the 1100 block of Sea Breeze.
  • Campers in the 1200 block of East Cabrillo.
  • Complaint of a possible broken jaw Leadbetter Beach, 800 block of Shoreline.
  • Suspicious circumstances, bloody clothing found 1100 block of East Cabrillo.
  • Fire alarms, no fire, 200 block of North Nopal.
  • Transient yelling at children and himself at the Ben Page Youth Center, 4500 block of Hollister.
  • Neighbors fighting over a barking dog, the reporting party complaining about the barking dog says if the police don’t show up he is going to poison the barking dog.
  • Resisting arrest, assault on a police officer in the Milpas Underpass.
  • Assault victim first they said the subject was ill at the Biltmore, 1260 Channel Drive.
  • Subject yelling profanities at parents at McKinley School, BMA, possible transient, 350 Loma Alta.
  • Suspicious male posting signs, 602 Anacapa Street.
  • Check the welfare of a subject down on the sidewalk, First East Haley.
  • 500 block of East Ortega, 415 landlord/tenant. Former tenant refusing to leave.
  • Subject yelling and throwing things, under the influence of prescription drugs, inside a residence in the 7400 block of Hollister.
  • My good old Newhouse buddy on Via Real, Roy R., threatened to kill someone’s cat. I don’t like Roy very much anymore.
  • UBER driver ripped off for 2 bucks, calls police, and when they arrive he isn’t where it happened and cancels call after they contact him because he has a fare, 200 block of West Canon Perdido.
  • Stabbing, Goleta Beach, three subjects arrested, more involved.
  • Stolen vehicle stopped by SBSO, subject detained for SBPD in the 3900 block of State Street.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

  • Over on Santa Ana Ave in Lompoc, a vehicle was ripped off.
  • There was a high speed pursuit with a stolen grey 2015 Dodge Charger with the SBSO. Started in Carp, ended in Santa Barbara City. They called off the pursuit for safety reasons, don’t know if they ever caught him.
  • A Dodge Neon was stolen from the Casino by two women.
  • Sandyland Reef Motel refused to give someone their room deposit back.
  • 400 block of Old Coast Highway, check the welfare of three children playing unattended.
  • Check the welfare of an elderly male in the 7000 block of Calle Real at the Heritage Market who had been drinking and didn’t know how he got there.
  • Female being threatened by two males in Chase Palm Park. Dispatcher told her to go to the Visitors Center.
  • Roommates not getting along in the 600 block of Del Monte.
  • Medical emergency at the County Jail, 4436 Calle Real.
  • Francisco Drive, several vehicles had things taken from them.
  • Suspicious subject parked on the 2500 block of Hillcrest Drive for 3 hours in a silver pickup truck.
  • Assault, 1500 North H Street at the Albertsons. Staging fire department and medics till PD gets there.
  • Medical call for an ill subject in the 5300 block of Paseo Rio.
  • Drunk driver in a black Cadillac at Cacique and Milpas.
  • 6500 block of Segovia, someone says they have been receiving death threats from two people. I could not make out one name, but the other was clear as a bell; Hillary Clinton. Just what is she up to now?
  • Vehicle vs motorcycle, Highway 154 at Foothill, minor injuries.
  • Audible alarm in the 1100 block of Coast Village Road, no crime.
  • Theft of cigarettes from Albertsons in the 7100 block of Hollister. I remember when cigarettes tasted good and they cost 30 cents a pack.
  • Structure fire, 700 block Highway 246.
  • H & S Activity behind 524 State Street the Scientology building, two subjects smoking weed.

This is not the Roger Show. I don’t care about having a life or being famous for doing the Scanner Reports. Sometimes I drink 42 cups of coffee and get motor finger with the keyboard, gabbing away. If you’re bothered by it, feel free to complain to Edhat and they will tell me to shut up. Have a great Monday. Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Clancy, Poncho, Jerry, Brad, Billy, Jonathan C.J., Walter, Fred, ELMO, Carl, Stan, Kent, Rambo, Sherry, Marty, Cop John, Diana, Jim, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Patrick, Christy, Isabelle, Jerry, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, and Chris willing, we will see you on Wednesday.  Later, Roger


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