Scanner Reports 7-2-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Another dollar another MONday. I hope you all had a wonderful weekend, mine was OK though cleaning the closet was kinda scary. Joey likes to bring friends home and I kicked some out on Saturday along with a good deal of my personal items that I could not use anymore. As I was evicting their asses he was picking them up and trying to bring them back in. He probably brought them all back in when I was sleeping. I have to start  cleaning up and getting rid of some things anyway some of the things I wanted to keep, it is what it is. Someone was mentioning weird things going on the other day I heard acouple over the Weekend maybe the Full Moon played a part. I personally believe in those things not everyone does.

There was a 72 Year old woman who kept going over to her neighbors house insisting that someone named Ray lived in his house and he kept coming over to her house and bothering her she wanted it to stop. Neighbor called police and said she suffers from dementia, of course I think it was some guy named Ray who had been in her life before who is now in the great beyond, Ray Rayner perhaps. I missed the address but heard a male was sleeping in a tree in a backyard. LOOK UP EVERYONE Check your trees!. Then there was the Natural Cafe call in Goleta, a male entered the restaurant dressed in Boxers and a long sleeve shirt that was all sat down for dinner was waiting to order. He was thought to be Under the influence of something or at Least very forgetful. Report of a stolen vehicle near Marshalls, the victim was walking North looking for his vehicle he must have found it because I heard nothing more, he might be still looking for it. Sometimes calls are like that you hear half then something else happens. I do think the Strong Arm Robbery and capture in front of Dunkin Donuts was kinda funny, though I have heard that some police officers do not like donut jokes. There was a 242 Assault with a Doggy Bag in the 7400 Block of Hollister suspect was wearing a Yankee shirt and shorts the victim thought the suspect might be Under the Influence of something. The suspect got in his vehicle drove away victim following to Cannon Green where SBSO also responded. Doggy Bag assault was over Road Rage. Public Assist in Montecito Fire Department call for a child locked in a bedroom. I just thought that was kinda weird, one of my family members would just kick down the door.

I did a good deed had a beautiful old Coleman sleeping bag that I bought some years ago washed it took it to a homeless camp gave it away got a big hug for it. I have Belindas bag that is all I need. After I gave the sleeping bag away I remembered an employer I once had used to pick me up at the wall on Ortega street. Paul Unander he gave me a sleeping bag once said he found it in the garage I think it was a Coleman like the one I gave away. Paul Unander another Santa Barbarian with a heart of gold. Here are your Scanner Reports.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

• Premise check at the Fig Tree.
• Subject shooting with a pellet gun 605 Mission Ridge at the Sheffield Reservoir.
• 242 Assault investigation in the lobby of the city PD.
• Fall victim into an empty swimming pool on Mt. Calvery Road.
• Incident involving brandishing a knife at Vons Turnpike subject arrested after a footsie pursuit.
• 415 Argument over a non injury accident 600 Block of East Guiterrez.
• Petty Theft investigation Joes 500 Block of State street.
• Medical call 300 Block of Miltada in Goleta.
• Highway 154 at Windy Gap several small spot fires.
• West of Look Out Park 594 Graffiti.
• Code 40 Drunk on Sterns Wharf.
• Highway 101 Northbound just North of Turnpike vehicle accident.
• 415 Domestic grandma vs grandchild who is 24 years old 400 Block of Foxen.
• Sexual Assault occurred in downtown Santa Barbara overnight investigation and victim elsewhere.
• Check the Welfare of a suicidal subject on Sterns Wharf.
• 415 Homeless subject at the Dental office 7 Ashley ave.
• Check the Welfare of a family of panhandlers at Vons in the 3800 Block of State street kids are running around in the road.
• BB Gun Shot through a window in the 1500 Block of San Pascual.
• 20002 Non injury hit and run Ralphs 100 Block of West Carrillo.
• Kids playing on or near the tracks possibly playing chicken with the trains 300 Block of Castillo. I cannot believe with all the crap to do in Santa Barbara there are kids playing chicken with the trains.
• Possible 23152 Older green Lowrider truck on Fairview heading toward Trader Joes weaving all over the road, it must be if it’s on Fairview going toward Trader Joes
• 23152 Drunk Driver 1500 Block of Santa Barbara street sounds like he crashed and was out of his vehicle challenging passer bys to fight.
• Sounded like there were some runaways from Los Padres Boys Camp did not hear the whole call but sounded that way.
• Hollister and Kellogg 484 Theft.- Man down in the parking lot at 1001 State street yelling for “Help.”
• Premise check 600 Block of West Cota.
• 415 Threats La Mesa Park WMA 50-60 Wearing a plaid shirt, jeans walking East away from the park reporting party on scene waiting in a white Sprinter van.

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

• 1100 Block of Walnut WMA in his 50’s lighting paper on fire near the bridge.
• Suspicious subject knocking on reporting parties door 7:30am in the morning HMA in his 40’s 1600 Block of Laguna.
• State and DLG premise check.
• Vehicle accident vehicle rollover Baseline at Mora.
• Chase Palm Park extension premise check.
• Suspicious subject walking in the 700 Block of State street with a bandana over their mouth, so?
• Suicide attempt SBCC Parking garage level 3.
• Dog rescue Hendrys beach cliffs.
• HW 33 at 166 vehicle accident.
• 211 Strong Arm Robbery the tool took tools from Sears but got caught running away now in jail with more charges.
• Suspicious circumstances 5 Subjects asked reporting party to use their phone then were hanging around their mothers vehicle reporting party thinks they are going to steal the vehicle 1300 Block of San Pascual sounds like a visit by the neighborhood bullies.
• 23103 Reckless driver in a grey Durango in the 4600 Block of Carpinteria Ave.
• BOLO Older Military vehicle traveling North on the 101 From Padaro with a replica machine gun in the back and a subject manning it. Not pointing it or brandishing it just manning it.
• Heard Medical rescue on Santa Rosa Island and nothing else.
• 2600 Block of San Marcos lines down.
• Attempt 459 Burglary in the 2900 Block of Samarkland suspect rode away on a green bicycle.
• Fight over road rage in the 1000 Block of Castis Pass.
• Campers talking too loud Castillo UNDERPANTS.
• Medical call choking victim 512 State street.
• Check the Welfare of a subject in a black BMW 800 Block of Hope vehicle call button activated.
• Loud Party 1200 Block of Cacique.
• Loud Music McKenzie Park.
• 20002 Non injury hit and run Mission at San Pascual white Toyota, last seen East on Mission street.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

• 400 Block of East Haley Lizard Drainer, WMA in his 50’s drained the Lizard near the Rose Cafe.
• 484 Theft from Gelsons suspect WMA no shirt ran into the HOOD across Los Positas and was hiding in yards. PD was looking for him and found him in a crawl space under a house.
• Medical Call fall victim head injury Vista Del Monte.
• Fall victim on a boat head injury coming into the Harbor.
• 23152 Female in a Lincoln Navigator Loma Alta at Cliff Drive.
• Check the welfare of a subject on the sidewalk Carpinteria at Soledad.
• SBPD on a wanted female 600 Block of State street it’s a good thing they got her off the street she was screaming like a demon possessed on the Holy day. Combative all the way to jail.
• Contact the reporting party at the rescue mission about her phone being tapped.
• 10851 Neice ripped off a white Mercedes in May and still has it seen under the Garden street UNDERPANTS.
• WMA Draining his lizard on a tree in front of K-Mart 6865 Hollister.
• Homeless subject disturbing behind Rustys 111 State street.
• Check the welfare of RP’s 7 year old daughter as her ex husband will not answer the phone West Side.
• 911 Chapala in the alley way possible seizure.
• Large group of bikers on motorcycles Foothill at Ontare.
• Large group of bicyclists on bicycles 200 Block of East Cabrillo.
• Shots heard possibly from a shotgun near the Riverbed and Golf intercourse.
• Older male in wheelchair in the intersection sleeping Pardell at Delmar.
• Woman offended by written matieral a homeless male showed her in the 1200 Block of State street SHE WANTS CONTACT.
• Ill subject 6500 Block of Brown road, Point Sal.
• 415 Fight Tanglewood at Willowwood.

The other night I was in so much pain I put Tiger Balm on before I went to bed and had an awlful night trying to sleep it felt like total hell. I could hardly breathe and I was sweating like hell all over the place anyone elver get night sweats from Tiger Balm or Vicks? Weird…Have a great MONday-MONday…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Clancy,  Thomicina, Tom Cat, Tiger, Midnight, Merlin,Lola, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J. Brad, Billy, Carl, Kent, Stan, ELMO, Patrick, Christy,Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, David Cox, Poe, Pat, Mavis, Bengy, Ricky, Marty, Cop John, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Jerry, Isabelle, LUCY! Debbie, Ken, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, and Chris willing we will see you on WEDnesday.  Later, Roger