Scanner Reports 4-30-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Well Hello everyone, I’m still ill, hate this crap if your annoyed by my spelling I’m annoyed by this crap I got, it really sucks. At the very least there are good friends who come by and check on me. My neighbors made meatball soup and gave me a half dozen rolls of TP to blow my nose. My friend Jamie came by with another half dozen rolls of TP and a couple packs of gum. The other day when I was ill and called 911 the Dispatcher was very nice to me and I wanted to mention this. I have Asthma, have had it all my life and I get dizzy when having an attack so I was dizzy having problems with that plus anxiety and allergies, and she was very nice to me as they all are usually when I call but she stayed on the line with me. I have good friends and we have good responders.

The thing I do want to say is that I am not a Doctor or it would say on the tee shirt Doctor Roger the Scanner Guy. I had a doctor who was a criminal a few years ago and he is in prison now, he would make up all kinds of crap his patients had to get them on all kinds of meds for kick backs among other things. For 5 years he prescribed oxygen tanks to me when I did not need them, my insurance paid 500.00 a month for this fraud. When I used the oxygen it made me sick probably because I did not need it but the doctor told me I did and he scared me with phony diagnoses then the drug reps went along with his bullshit. On top of that, the delivery guy who showed up tried to intimidate me into taking the tank, he’s lucky I did not shove that tank up his Rump Roast. I don’t like fighting but sometimes it’s necessary some people ask for it this is one of the reasons I am the way I am with doctors and drugs.

I have had 2 experiences in my life where I was given medication and did not need it. I do not trust people in the medical profession. I am very wary of taking medication I don’t like taking meds nothing personal it’s just the way I am I don’t want to take it if I don’t need it and that includes marijuana, though I could really go for a sugarfree pot brownie right now. I think the edibles are best for pain, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I’M IN ONE HELL OF ALOT OF PAIN! I Can hardly walk anymore…The Emergency room Doctor cracked me up the other day he was very nice and very thorough not to mention he wears good cologne that is important you don’t want a doctor who smells like poop! Anyway the Doctor told me I was OK did not have a fever wasn’t contagious and then he put on a mask….Yea Right! I still have this crap but hopefully getting better Thanks responders, Cottage my passive aggressive Medic who straightened her hair in the reflection in the AMR unit before going into the ER must be someone special in there…..Hmmmmm.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

  • Injured subject in the locker room of the YMCA 36 Hitchcock street.
  • 415 Disturbing subjects in the 1200 Block of State street
  • 594pc At the trailhead Linden at Meadowvale Vandalism.
  • Leaf blower in the 2000 Block of Anacapa.
  • 415 At Spudnuts subject yelling while wearing a cape.
  • 415 Argument over a non injury accident First block of Chapala.
  • 415 Fight in front of Marshalls 900 Block of State street.
  • Medical call for a kidney stone passing at the Veterans clinic I know that hurts!  4440 Calle Real.
  • Pedestrian down hit by a vehicle Highway one at Jalama Road.
  • Road Rage Calle Real at State street possible Assault with a vehicle reported but heard no more about it so don’t know.
  • 415 Subject yelling at Jurors in the Jury room maybe he thinks he is the Judge, DLG at Garden streets.
  • Assault on University at…(missed the cross street.) At a Park a dog was attacked the victim defending his dog was attacked by the jerk who’s dog attacked his dog. Before the police could arrive the Bully, like most Bullys ran away  He was described as an WMA 6 feet tall 200 pounds  driving a blue mini cooper part plate 52KM9? Or something like it.
  • AMR transport to PHF from Cottage.
  • Road Rage idiot rolled down his window on the freeway at Turnpike and showed his big gun, (a black revolver) to the reporting party I guess the genius never thought that would piss the reporting party off enough to call the police on him. Criminal was pulled over in Carpinteria a Felony stop was conducted suspect and passenger both detained never heard if a gun was found.
  • Hazard Juveniles playing on the railroad tracks at Carpinteria Avenue.
  • Suicidal subject 800 Block of Guadalupe street in Guadalupe.
  • Overdose 500 Block of South Palisades Drive.
  • Gas odor inside a residence in the 1500 Block of Castillo.
  • Traffic accident 101 Northbound Fairview Semi and several vehicles serious, and moderate injuries.
  • 415 Land lord tenant 200 Block of Saratoga.


Scanner Reports, Saturday:

  • Constant 911 Caller from the 7-11 in the 1900 Block of Cliff  Drive.
  • Non injury accident highway 154 on Cold Springs Bridge.
  • Medical call ill subject 5300 Block of Hollister.
  • Trespasser at GVCH refusing to leave.
  • 415 Subject at Toms Gas subject screaming with their pants down.
  • Oversized vehicle 2400 Block of Via Real.
  • Check the Welfare of a male down next to a bike in the 700 Block of North Milpas.
  • 415 Drunk with an open container.
  • SBPD on a subject at Mc Kenzie Park.
  • Hot Dog in a vehicle K-Mart parking lot grey vehicle California 7DIV???.
  • 415 Subject disturbing in the bathroom at the Alano Club 235 East Cota.
  • SBPD on a subject 400 West Alamar.
  • Medical call Unresponsive subject 1000 Block of McCoy.
  • Subject disturbing at the .99 Cent Store 424 State street Non injury accident highway 101 Southbound at Summerland.
  • Unknown injury traffic accident Garden at Victoria.
  • 2 Subjects fighting physically in a black vehicle Northbound on Garden from Garden and Cabrillo.
  • 20002 Non injury hit and run Los Olivos at Garden.
  • Aero Camino at Hollister Vehicle Fire.
  • Burglary to a residence on Camino Pass Cadero in IV.
  • Assault Nogal at Hollister.
  • Assault Highway 101 Southbound just North of Los Positas.
  • Assault in the Milpas roundabout.
  • 273.5 In the 600 Block of Castillo Domestic violence.
  • 211 Armed Robbery with a gun  near the Fairgrounds suspect last seen heading there HMA…S.B. tattoed on right cheek they did not mention who was robbed.
  • 415 Disturbance at the shelter 816 Cacique unknown type.


Scanner Reports, Sunday:

  • 484 of Breakfast from a motel in the 200 Block of Castillo, BMA on a skateboard.
  • Medical call 1300 Block of Schoolhouse.
  • Premises check city lot 6.
  • 415 Three subjects in a vehicle called in as Medical but was some kind of 415 at Alisos Canon on highway 101 one mile North of the 154.
  • Illegal lodger 1125 State street.
  • Illegal lodger 619 State street.
  • Non injury traffic accident Vehicle into a stop sign Cacique at Milpas.
  • Check the welfare of a female carrying baggage in the 300 Block of Mc Murry near the Motel 6.
  • Found Property Cacique at Milpas.
  • Check the welfare of 2 subjects sleeping in a car with the flashers on in the 1400 Block of Mountain View.
  • 415 Domestic 600 Block of Castillo same place there was Domestic violence the day before.
  • Check the welfare of a subject down 1207 State street.
  • Check the Welfare of 5 loose dogs in the back of a pick up truck South on State street from LaCumbre.
  • 415 Fight at CVS 336 North Milpas street not fighting anymore HMA one in his 60’s the other in his 20’s.
  • 415 Fight Garden and Haley 2 HMA’s one taking his belt off should would be funny if his panties fell off.
  • 415 At the Mason Beach in Guest refusing to leave 300 West Mason.
  • Juveniles Drinking THE ALCOHOL, and SMOKING THE WEED, behind an address in the 800 Block of San Pascual.
  • Subject waving a piece of glass in the air in front of the Harbor restaurant WMA in his 20’s probably juggling.
  • 484 Groceries at the Castis Pass Albertsons HMA took alot of groceries parked vehicle in back of store ran out jumped in escaped got pulled over near Rincon. That sinking feeling you get sitting in the back of a police car when you realize the shoplifting you committed is actually a robbery.
  • 459 To a vehicle in the 1000 Block of Nopal.
  • Fall victim head laceration 1200 Block of San Andres.
  • Suspicious circumstances would not say what 600 Block of West Ortega.
  • Medical call 300 Block of Ellwood Beach.


Saw this guy Saturday Evening walking his dog without a leash on Milpas WMA in his 40’s short blondish brown hair …His dog was running around looking for trouble so it seemed. One of my neighbors just got this cute little nipper looks like some sort of toy poodle little shit has guts instead of backing down or running away from the other dog, the little dog ran laps around him nipping all the way…You would think the other guy would call his dog back instead of letting him run free like that chasing a much smaller dog but the guy was peeking around the corner of a building smirk on his mug I hope this guy is not trouble We have enough trouble around here Tonight into the 30th is the Full Pink Moon be careful out there as the great Michael Conrad would say. Have a great Full Moon MONday…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Thomscina, Clancy, Tiger, Midnight, Merlin, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Kent, Stan, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June,Muskie, David Cox, Poe, Bengy, Ricky, Marty Cop John, Pat, Mavis, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY! John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, and Chris willing we will see you on WEDnesday. Later, Roger


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