Scanner Reports 3-2-20

By Roger the Scanner Guy

The other day I was walking up Milpas Street to get some grub, but what I really wanted was a good book to read. I used to be able to find good books at Catholic Charities on East Haley but with my old body falling apart I cannot walk too good anymore. So I was just going to go to Trader Joe’s for food but my mind was telling me maybe there’s a good book. So I kept walking slowly with my walker, it was hot outside and I hadn’t eaten or had much water. It was afternoon, I wasn’t feeling so well. I was afraid I might have a heat stroke so I decided to stop at 7-11 in the 400 Block of North Milpas. As I was heading toward the store on the East Sidewalk I noticed a male walking toward me, he was giving me the old stare down. Suddenly he broke into this Karate Kid display, a couple kicks in the air about the height of my head, a few punches in the air staring me down as I pushed my walker the whole time. Great I thought Weirdos going to want my money and I ain’t giving it to him, I’ll give him the walker though. I took a right up the sidewalk toward 7-11, he took a  left walking through the parking lot. He beat me to the door and stared at me as I opened it myself pushing my walker through. I got water and gum then headed out. The guy wasn’t by the door, I wondered where he went as I headed North I noticed he was sitting at the bus stop looking at me through the plants and weeds in the front of the stores planters. He looked frightened then realized he must have seen my 200 Channel old Radio Shack Scanner sticking out of my pocket and thought I was Undercover, Undercover 5150 Roger Dodger. I continued on to Catholic Charities and was rewarded with two books: “Black Hawk Down” and an old Ed McBain, they should keep me busy for a couple days. Everyone reads that Kindle crap, there is hardly any used books in the thrift stores and that is a real bummer. HERE are YOUR SCANNER REPORTS.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

  • Med call 3100 Block of Argon Circle.
  • 459 Audible alarm no crime Pet Smart 222 North Milpas street
  • Burglary investigation 500 Block of West Anapamu.
  • SBPD on a subject 2 North Milpas street Crown Liquor.
  • 1100 Block of Cacique street 415 Domestic.
  • 415pc Threats etc PATH 816 Cacique street someone being accused of stealing a cell phone.
  • Medical aide call the Salvation Army 423 Chapala.
  • Semi blocking traffic 500 Block of East Carrillo.
  • 217 East Gutierrez 6 Subjects sitting on their asses with all their belongings at the bus stop yelling at passerbys
  • Premises check Ortega Park.
  • Suspicious Circumstances at Castillo and West Victoria would not say what over the air.- Medical emergency North of Santa Maria Way subject sitting on a tractor in a field slumped over in a field
  • 1100 Block of West El Camino possible Structure Fire.
  • Keep the Peace call 3900 Block of Via Lucero
  • Check the Welfare code 40 Drunk down in the driveway of Fire Station One 121 West Carrillo
  • Juvenile spit on a reporting party which is an Assault at Anapamu and State street, Juvenile got caught in the 1100 Block of DLV, Running
  • Possible gas leak inside a structure in the 6600 Block of Trigo.
  • Medical call San Pascual at Islay.
  • 415pc Family 400 Block of West Figueroa.
  • Abandoned Vehicle Pacific Oaks at Hollister
  • 15 Juveniles on little bicycles in traffic 300 Block of South Milpas Street.
  • Via Real at Poplar Vehicle Accident
  • Stolen vehicle recovery in the 600 Block of East Haley, I was just there and to think I could have driven the stolen car home!


Scanner Reports, Saturday:

  • On an occupied vehicle Toyota Tundra with no license plates 1000 Block of Garden street
  • Padaro at Santa Claus Lane 50 Juveniles on Bicycles at 3 pm CHP contacted Traffic Hazard.
  • 415 Domestic 1000 Block of Alphonse police were unable to locate the location of the domestic they were there looking for at least a half hour Unable to Locate.
  • A Vehicle hit a curb then was blocking traffic in the 3200 Block of State street.
  • 415pc on Brinkerhoff 3 Subjects trying to take a vehicle from a property on that block.
  • SBPD foot Patrol 400 Block of State street.
  • Possible 5150pc Issue in the 300 Block of West Padre.
  • Panic Attack 500 Block of Brinkerhoff.
  • Med call 500 Block of West Sola.
  • The transients are still sitting on the Bus Bench with all of their property in front of Smart and Final 217 East Gutierrez.
  • Suspicious Circumstances in the 200 Block of East Figueroa they did not say what
  • Found Wallet at the Visitors center First Garden street.
  • 400 Block of Toro Canyon Road Bicyclist down.
  • Premises check in the creek bed First Block of South Hope.
  • Keep the Peace at McDonalds 1213 State street.
  • Suspicious Circumstances Vehicle in driveway of a vacant home no one supposed to be in the home adult male and child inside of home 100 Block of Las Ondas.
  • Med call First Block of West Victoria.
  • Premises check Frankin School.
  • Medical Aide 300 Block of East DLG.
  • 487pc  Grand Theft of a large black leather purse by a male on a skateboard in the 500 Block of East De La Guerra, sounds like he got a lot a cell phone too.
  • Elevator Rescue 700 Block of Chapala street
  • Suspicious Male taking pictures of children 1400 Block of Santa Barbara street Male wearing dark clothing red shoes, walking a small dog last seen heading toward Alice Keck Memorial Gardens Park.
  • 415pc Subject at Ortega Park.- Premises check Ortega Park.
  • Theft of a purse and a wallet in the 4800 Block of Carpinteria Avenue.


Scanner Reports, Sunday:

  • Premises check 400 Block of North Milpas street.
  • Medical Call Ledbetter Beach 800 Block of Shoreline Drive.
  • Dark Brown Truck with its hazard lights on right shoulder Highway 154 at Cold Springs Bridge.
  • Medical Call 800 Block of East Figueroa street.
  • Donut Robber Manic acting female in yellow/tan scrubs and blue shoes from Cantwells Market 1533 State street the store called it in but did not want to press charges the criminal was stopped in the 1400 Block of State street. A few hours later the Creep went back to Cantwells and cussed out the employees they should have cussed her out.
  • Probation Check 1900 Block of Cleveland.
  • Premises check Highway 101 Northbound off ramp at Mission.
  • OD in I.V. missed address
  • Vehicle vs Pedestrian Carrillo at Castillo injury accident.
  • Check the Welfare of a male running in traffic waving his arms 500 Block of West Mission.
  • Medical Call with PD response for a subject down in the Woman’s restroom in Ortega park in a locked stall 600 Block of East Ortega.
  • Premises check 4000 Block of Calle Real.
  • Possible Animal Abuse subject blowing smoke in a dogs face in the 3800 Block of State street in a white VW Jetta California 8LCY???
  • Suspicious circumstances 500 Block of East Haley, would not say what they were.
  • 415pc at the Salvation Army subject threatening to Assault staff and break windows.
  • Code 40, Drunk Drown 900 Block of Chapala Street near the Fire Admin. Office same guy as the one in the Fire Department Driveway on FRYday.
  • 300 Block of East DLG medical call.
  • 1500 Block of Bath street Medical call for a fall victim.
  • Campers in the Cacique Underpants and the MILPAS UNDERPANTS.
  • Suspicious male at the Grocery Outlet walking up to people and flashing an obscene picture at them 2840 DLV  WMA in his 60’s last seen North on DLV.
  • 200 Block of West Sola 273.5 Domestic Violence attempt to choke, brandishing a knife I was hoping she finally got rid of that abusive male too but I guess some people get so lonely they are willing to put up with the abuse.


It’s the beginning of the month time to pay your rent, your bills, buy groceries hold on to your purses and wallets because someone out there wants yo rip you off. I go into grocery stores all the time and see unattended purses I have seen women walk 20 feet away not looking back at their cart so easy for someone to walk away WATCH YOUR STUFF! Will that is all outta me for now have a lovely MONday-MONday…Peter, Molly, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Midnight, Merlin, Shadow, FREDDIE!, Maxwell, Liza, Zoey, Lola, PoPo, Tom Cat, Tomicina, Tiger, Clancy,Tiny, Andy, FISH HEADS ONE, and TWO,, Poncho, Denny, Zeke, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO,Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry, Eddie, Bambi, Pat, Mavis, Lafayette, Ted, Mark, Willie, Bengie, Ricky, Mrs. MacArthur, Auntie Helen, David Cox, Po, Marty, Cop John, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Father Zimmerman, Joseph, Roger, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Crazy Ed, Debbie, Ken, Isabelle, Jerry,  LUCY! STOBE THE HOBO, KFC, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, John Havlick, Little Mac, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on HUMP DAY! Later,  Ro


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