Scanner Reports 3-16-20

By Roger the Scanner Guy

I call my Mom every Sunday Morning no matter what unless one of us is busy as I have for years. It is the only way we can relate as we never got along. On Sunday mornings we are usually pleasant to each other. I called her yesterday and she was getting ready to go to the hospital as she was in agony with her arm swelled up from a shot she was given by her doctor, she was almost crying but not quite unable to dress herself. She was waiting for her Sister In Law to arrive and take her. She was telling me that no one has any patience for her anymore and they treat her like crap. She said this is probably “It” for her as far as freedom so she was trying to enjoy her last cigarette and cup of Lipton tea which she has every morning for 78 years or so, then she said she is the only one who has ever suffered to which I almost laughed but held back by some miracle. I said, “What about those poor young kids who join the service and get their arms and legs blown off Mom?” That stopped her from her own plight a moment then she continued on. I remember how she treated me when I was a kid, putting me away in psyche wards, and what her and her Criminal boyfriend did defrauding the Government in my name for thousands of dollars after I had been in a coma from meningitis, basically ruining my life with lawyers trying to have me committed as an adult. I feel no ill will toward her and in fact, I feel really bad she is going through almost the same thing I did, though she is old and cannot take care of herself she is unwilling to accept that she needs help. Hopefully, she will get treated and released back into her home but that may not happen as she is having trouble taking care of herself. Either way, I will not go home as we never got along and even if I did I would not be welcome and the whole insane family reunion just might make me want to have a few kegs of beer and there is no toilet paper.

How has your week been, do you feel as I do that we are stuck in some disaster movie? I was going to ask if anyone knew of some hacks of getting through hard times but it’s all on YouTube. Everything we need to know to survive what we are going through is on YouTube… Of course, if you have anything to Share please do. HERE are YOUR SCANNER REPORTS.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

  • Night manager is missing and there is broken glass…That was all I heard it was a county call sometimes when I first turn on the scanner I will just hear part of a call like this and it leaves me wondering?  Maybe  the Mothman ate him.
  • Traffic Accident Highway 154 at Cold Springs Bridge.
  • 211 Alarm no crime Verizon Wireless 2980 State street.
  • 415pc Subject following reporting party and yelling at them near Jack’s Bagel 53 South Milpas.
  • Woman pulled into a vehicle yelling for help 3900 Block of La Coalinga the vehicle was a black BMW rental, suspect heavy set HMA heard no more.
  • Traffic Accident 400 Block of North Milpas street.
  • 415pc Subject yelling McDonalds 29 North Milpas street.
  • Check the Welfare of a subject 9th and Linden Carpinteria.
  • Med call ill subject at the Bacara 8300 Block of Hollister.
  • 4000 Block of East Main street Check into Cash, Assault victim.
  • Subject with a warrant Cottage Hospital Lobby 400 Block of West Pueblo female I think she got a way.
  • On a subject Highway 101 at Milpas Northbound on ramp.
  • Probation check 1000 Block of Indio Muerto.
  • Medical Aide 2500 Block of Treasure Drive.
  • Highway 154 at Paradise vehicle over the side.
  • Med call 300 Block of North Soledad.
  • Drunk Driver black Toyota North bound on Nopal from Mason street.
  • Trespasser at McKinley School 350 Loma Alta.
  • 242pc At PATH 816 Cacique female hit someone’s Son, Medic’s suspect at the 76 Station 200 Block of South Milpas street.
  • Check the Welfare Portsuello at Las Positas HFA Crying.
  • Fire Alarms 300 Block of Por La Mar.
  • In the HOOD this on Going issue a 10 or 11 Year old kid stealing packages from porches First block of South Soledad this is the first I heard maybe his parents think it’s cute.
  • HMA Ona bicycle riding up driveways on Canon Green snooping around looking in vehicles.
  • Check the Welfare of an elderly male walking with his hands up 800 Block of Cambria ave.
  • Vehicle Fire Highway one at Santa Rosa Ave.
  • 30 Juveniles on bicycles blocking traffic 900 Block of East Haley.


Scanner Reports, Saturday:

  • They found Dave he’s in Isla Vista and he’s Drunk…800 Block of Camino Del Sur 415pc Drunk Dave
  • 415pc Subject 1100 Block of East Bettervia at the Chevron refusing to leave.
  • Check the welfare of a subject in a wheelchair near the benches at Amtrak 209 State street
  • Premises check Alameda West Park 100 Block of East Sola
  • 415 Domestic 100 Block of West Sola.
  • Subject threw a tennis racket at his neighbor’s car in the First Block of West Arrellaga
  • Overdose 1200 Block of Bethel Lane.
  • Medical Call someone found deceased in the 1700 Block of DLV Rest in Peace.
  • 2 Suspicious male juveniles dressed in black one carrying a baseball bat in his backpack heading toward the walking bridge on the West Side.
  • 2400 Block of Pine Drive Med call.
  • 242pc Juvenile spit in someones face State street at Figueroa.
  • Motorcyclist down Highway 101 Southbound North of Carpinteria non injury.
  • Subject refusing to leave a residence at 315 West Carrillo.
  • Possible overdose 200 Block of Senior Circle Lompoc.
  • 261pc Rape North County.
  • Santa Barbara street at West Haley medical call.
  • Vehicle Fire 1300 Block of Euclid.
  • East Beach at the Clark Estate premises check.
  • 3700 Block of San Remo Medical call.
  • 200 Block of Helena 242pc Two males fighting.
  • Shots Fired from a BB Gun investigation 100 Block of Por La Mar.
  • Suicidal Subject at PATH 816 Cacique



Scanner Reports, Sunday:

  • Check the Welfare of a female yelling on the Las Positas, Overcrossing 5 feet tall blond.
  • Fire Alarms ringing false alarm 3700 Block of Gregory Way.
  • Medical Aide Ralph’s 100 Block of West Carrillo.
  • Premises check La Mesa Park.
  • Medical Aide 900 Block of Senta Verde.
  • On a Smoker 800 Block of State street SBPD.
  • CVS on Hollister 242pc Assault and Shoplifting 484pc
  • Overdose at Vista Del Mar in Ventura
  • Medical Aide 322 State street Downtown.
  • Medical Call 1116 DLV Garden Court
  • Illegal Camper 300 Block of Rose Avenue.
  • On a subject Chapala at Haley.
  • Ill subject 300 Block of Hot Springs.
  • Med call 4200 Block of Calle Real.
  • Med Call Seizures 800 Block of Westmount Road.
  • Premises check Cacique Underpass.
  • 100 Block of West Anapamu street 3 Subjects Manny, Moe and Jack smoking out of a pipe.
  • Med call 100 Block of West Victoria
  • Med call First Block of West Constance.
  • Shoplifter at Ralphs 100 Block of West Carrillo.
  • 415pc Transient at USA Bank 936 State street.
  • Medical call 132 Harbor Way Marina 2.
  • Structure Fire 5000 Block of Sandpiper in Santa Maria.
  • Hang Glider Down near Rattlesnake Trail. The hang glider was OK he left with friends before responders arrived to the area so everyone went back into service.
  • Vehicle vs Pedestrian Fairview at Cathedral Oaks.
  • Stabbing South Blosser at La Brea in Santa Maria.


Will that is enough outta me for now Have a Great MONday-MONday…Peter, Molly, Belinda, Midnight, Merlin, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Lola, PoPo, Shadow, FREDDIE, Maxwell, Liza, Zoey, Tom Cat, Clancy, Tomicina, Tiger, Tiny, Andy, Fish Heads One, and Two, Poncho, Zeke, Denny, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry, Eddie, Bambi, Mark, Willie, Lafayette, Ted, Mrs. MacArthur, Aunt Helen, Pat, Mavis, Bengie, Ricky,  David Cox, Po, Marty, Cop John, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Roger, Father Zimmerman, Joseph, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Crazy Ed, Debbie, Ken, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY!, STOBE THE HOBO, KFC, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, John Havlick,Little Mac, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on WEDnesday. Later,  Roger



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