Scanner Reports 1-8-20

By Roger the Scanner Guy

I hear weird police calls sometimes. I heard one Tuesday morning in the 500 Block of Por La Mar, a security guard heard someone yelling “Let me Out!” but he could not tell where it was coming from. The Police thought it might be a group of workers from the East Side of the East Beach Bath House. It reminded me of something that happened in the 1800 Block of Bath street when I lived there 30ish years ago. This young couple had moved in upstairs, they had recently married. He was nice at first but after a bit, he became hot-headed. One day I was coming home from an AA meeting and I heard his wife yelling for help. I went to their door it was open, I asked if everything was all right, he had her locked in the closet he said everything was fine but it wasn’t. I went into my apartment got a mini microcassette recorder went back outside and taped her yelling for help then called another neighbor who had a gun and was home (just in case) then I called the police. He got into a lot of trouble False Imprisonment, plus he knocked her around a bit. His wife did not like me until that day she talked to me all the time after that he gave me dirty looks. He did some work around his apartment made it look better got friendly with the landlord then did things he wasn’t supposed to because now he and the landlord were buddies you gotta watch people like that.

It’s better to not talk to anyone or hang out people like that are trouble, they start shit then all of a sudden everything is your fault the landlord is calling you about things you don’t know about cause BOZO talked shit about you. Now you gotta take the guy fishing, use him for bait Carp and Cat fish like soylent green, there is a lot of it in the Chicago River on Saint Patrick’s Day which is coming up in a couple months. You ever eaten carp from the Chicago River tastes pretty good. I was eating one one time found a tooth pick in one don’t know how that got in there? Heard some other weird calls recently too. Guy wearing a ski mask with a sword in his hand beating some trash cans near Haley and De La Vina. What was that about? Possible human bone found at the beach, I don’t know anything about that I was talking about the Chicago River. Then someone had a panic attack after someone they were fighting, took a bite out of them. That was another call reminded me of something I got into a fight with a guy who was beating on his wife and this guy threatened to bite off the tip of my nose and spit it in my face after he chewed on it awhile. He must like the taste of boogers or something. I thought about that for a minute then got the hell outta there I left the woman in distress went to a payphone called the cops to let him bite the tip of one of their noses see what happens then give his ass a haircut with a 9 mm. What is it with women who go for guys like this anyway? Geez find yourselves a nice guy then us Big Ugly Guys won’t have to be walking around with bandages on the tips of our noses because some creep bit it off! Now I’m wondering about that “Let me out” call on Por La Mar… HERE’S YOUR SCANNER REPORTS…

Scanner Reports, Monday:

  • Check the Welfare of a subject yelling near the Lawn Bowling Area McKenzie Park.
  • SBPD Officer on a Detail at SBHS.
  • Medical call 1100 Block of East Mason.
  • Code 40 Drunk call 500 Block of North Milpas street.
  • SBPD Transporting a female to PATH 816 Cacique.
  • Premises check Oak Park.
  • Premises check Vera Cruz Park.
  • Smoking violation 300 Block of East Cabrillo.
  • Micheltorena at Bath streets medical aide Med call.
  • Calle Real at Hope traffic Accident solo vehicle into bushes injury.
  • On a subject Ortega street playground.
  • Charley Unit on Footsie Patrol Downtown.
  • Highway 101 Northbound at Fairview 20001 Hit and run with injuries Dark-colored Toyota sedan involved with front side panel damage. 
  • Follow up on a call 1100 Block of Chino street
  • Med call 3900 Block of State street.
  • Aggressive Panhandler 210 West Carrillo Tino’s
  • Elder Abuse investigation 200 Block of East Constance.
  • Roof Paper Fire on Thompson Blvd in Ventura at a restaurant out quick never heard address.
  • Medical Aide 1300 Block of APA at Santa Barbara Middle School.
  • 2 Juveniles disturbing at the 76 Station 200 Block of South Milpas one HMJ the otter WMJ on bikes.
  • Frank unit at Alameda Park West.
  • Parker in a vehicle 700 Block of West Islay.
  • Homeless subject using an electrical outlet behind the Carpinteria Public Health Clinic in the 900 Block of Walnut Ave.
  • Customer refusing to leave Verizon in the 2900 Block of State street.
  • Frank Unit is at Dwight Murphy Park.
  • Found property in the 1100 Block of Garden street a grey suitcase and otter things.
  • SBPD on a subject in the 800 Block of EastGutierrez.
  • Med call State street at West Haley street.
  • Vehicle accident Camino De Vida at Turnpike.
  • 415 Subject in a wheel chair disturbing at Gelsons Market 3300 Block of State street 3 Calls on this guy in one day.
  • 211 Investigation at Lazy Acres involving an employee who was the victim 302 Meigs Road.
  • 415 Domestic 55 Depot Road female possibly hit a male with a vehicle all I heard.
  • Woman heard yelling check her Welfare at SBCC 721 Cliff Drive 8:10pm


Scanner Reports, Tuesday:

  • Check the Welfare of a subject yelling “Let me Out” in the area of the 500 Block of Por La Mar see the security guard who can hear it but cannot tell where it’s coming from.
  • Male passed out in a black Audi in Farmer Boys parking lot 3400 Block of State street he was A-OK.
  • Possible 23152 Drunk Driver told someone in the 500 Block of Anacapa that he was drunk, Black Volvo male driver Georgia plates. Police caught up with him I don’t know if he was drunk though.
  • Smoke check 1700 Block of Cravens Lane controlled burn in the area.
  • Med call 900 Block of Anacapa street.
  • Med call 315 West Carrillo.
  • North Side of town report of a female transient yelling at a special needs student I did not hear location but police were UTL on the call.
  • Check the Welfare on a subject at Vera Cruz Park.
  • Premises check Milpas at the Beach.
  • Female yelling pushing a cart swinging a stick 633 East Cabrillo.
  • Drug violation at SBHS 700 Block of East Anapamu.
  • Elevator Rescue City Lot 10 600 Block of Anacapa street.
  • 415 Domestic female to meet with officers at another location other than her home in the 200 Block of North Milpas street.
  • Vehicle crashed into the Bamk of America in the 1000 Block of CVR.
  • SBPD on a group at Dwight Murphy Park.
  • Check the Welfare of a Drunk female down next to a building in the 600 Block of West Micheltorena.
  • Medical issue 816 Cacique street.
  • SBPD checking on a Homeless camp Highway 101 Southbound at Mission.
  • 415pc Over Child Custody 300 Block of North Soledad.
  • Ill subject Med Call at the Creekside in the 4400 Block of Hollister.
  • Med call Ralphs 100 Block of West Carrillo.
  • 300 Block of Garden in the Underpass Medical Call.
  • Fight Brewing Ortega Park 25 Youngsters saying West Side but split when a black SUV pulled up Police caught up with some on the Cota street side of Ortega Park heard no more.
  • Premise Check Walking Bridge 1200 Block of Cacique.


Will dat is all outta me for now my asthma is going back and forth sometimes I feel good Sometimes I don’t I’m just trying to relax. Anyway Have a Great Hump Day…Peter, Molly, Belinda, Midnight, Merlin, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Lola, PoPO, Tom Cat, Clancy, Tomicina, Tiger, Shadow, FREDDIE!, Maxwell, Tiny, Andy, Fish Heads, One, and Two, Poncho, Zeke, Denny, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry, Eddie, Bambi, Lafayette, Ted, Mark, Willie, Bengie, Ricky, Pat, Mavis, Mrs. MacArthur, Auntie Helen, David Cox, Po, Marty, Cop John, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie,  Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Crazy Ed, Debbie,Ken, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY! STOBETHEHOBO,KFC,Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, John Havlick, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, Little Mac, and Chris Willing we will see you on FRYday.  Later,  Roger


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