Scanner Reports 1-31-20

By Roger the Scanner Guy

What is with some of these delivery guys who deliver items to the wrong addresses? I got several neighbors’ mail in my box the other day so off I went to deliver the mail around my HOOD. I’m starting to think that some of these people cannot read. It’s not just the mail either, some people deliver packages to the wrong place. It’s ok once in a while but if I have to go around the HOOD a couple times a week I want to get paid, after all I am doing someone else’s work, right? It’s kinda like when someone who has no place to go to the bathroom because they are homeless takes a dump in my driveway, I or one of my neighbors have to clean it up. We don’t get paid for it but the Homeless shelters doo doo. Case in point. guy was trespassing at PATH a couple weeks ago. I heard his description over the scanner a few moments after the police responded and told him to leave. A guy with the same description was taking a dump in our rose bushes, my neighbors had to clean it up. Why am I complaining? you ask. They used my shovel now my shovel smells bad and I cannot use it to plant zucchini. I have to buy a new shovel Hell, I’ll get my zucchini growing and some clown will come along and take a dump in it anyway.

I don’t like that some homeless activists guilt citizens into giving them money because they are wealthy and the rich owe the poor a living, they don’t not in my opinion. I m poor and disabled, I don’t expect Ellen or Oprah to come over here feed me my baby bottle then burp me. I doubt very much they could anyway, I’m a little Heavy. I don’t like that, instead of trying to work things out it’s all pretty much verbal attacks. I’m surprised anyone gets any help that way, but I guess guilt goes a long way for some people. Not for me if, I had all the money that got ripped off from me through the years from taking others in I would at least have a decent vehicle, help the Handicapped, the Elderly, the Veterans, the Taxpayers now down on their Luck. Put the Ones who offend over and over again committing theft and other crimes on a Bus to Washington State anytime of year is Apple Picking Season in Washington if they cannot find any apples they can shovel snow…Someone can make alot of money shoveling snow nowadays in my time you might get 5 bucks now it’s 20 plus..If I was able I’d be doing it nothing better than good hard work when your able…HERE IS YOUR SCANNER REPORTS.

Scanner Reports, Wednesday:

  • 100 Block of East Mason audible alarm at a residence 459pc Burglary alarm, no crime
  • Medical Call 2000 Block of State street
  • Hollister East of Patterson Goleta Vehicle vs pole driver fled.
  • Code 60 Blocked Driveway 700 Block of West Victoria.
  • Minor injury Truck vs Lane Splitting Motorcycle on the 101 Southbound just North of State street.
  • Muni Code Violation occupant of Mercury motorhome throwing out the trash on the street at 31 West Anapamu.
  • Gas odor outside 300 Block of Hitchcock.
  • Drunk female in a poka dot robe was sitting behind the wheel of a Pontiac in the 200 Block of West Haley now sitting on the curb
  • Medical call 100 Block of West Cabrillo.
  • Northbound Highway 101 at El Sueno Female sitting in the center divider holding a deceased dog these are some of the hardest things to post God Bless that poor little Dog
  • Premises check Ortega Park.
  • Missing person 4000 Block of Calle Real
  • SBPD on a bicyclist 600 Block of Bath street
  • Tree down in power lines East Valley at Moore Road in Montecito
  • 415 Fight brewing between 2 Guys at Hendrys Beach don’t think it ever happened one guy 70 years old the other younger. Gotta watch out for those old guys might be a Veteran like “Bad Ass” on the bus in the You Tube videos
  • Elderly driver in a red Volvo smashes into several parked cars at Lazy Acres on Meigs Road.
  • 721 East Cota Medical call.
  • 1100 Block of Emerson possible structure fire
  • 242pc Assault PATH 816 Cacique.
  • SBPD on a detail at SBHS.
  • Probation check 1300 Block of Castillo.
  • 23152 Drunk Driver from the Chevron 1085 CVR in Montecito heading East a white BMW
  • Smoke investigation Zaca Creek Golf Course reporting party sees smoke and smells rubber-burning, I heard nothing else.
  • Code 40, Drunk guy was down now he is up Walking North from the Habit 216 South Milpas street.
  • Juvenile female asking people to buy her alcohol in the 1900 Block of Cliff Drive.
  • Milpas and Cacique on a pedestrian.
  • Medical Emergency call  800 Block of Cacique street.
  • 211pc Hold Up alarm no robbery in the 200 Block of State street.
  • 1900 Block of Red Rose ex Boy Friend climbing through front window of ex girlfriends apartment. Now he is trying to climb through the bars at County Jail.
  • Check the Welfare of someone in the 200 Block of South Voluntario.
  • Medical call 3300 Block of State street.
  • Van One for a subject in custody in the 300 Block of South Canada.
  • 5th at Mission vehicle accident blocking lanes.
  • Check the Welfare of a subject down in the West Parking Lot of the East Beach Bath House code 40, Drunk may be closer to the Clark Estate.
  • 415 Domestic 1200 Block of East Montecito.
  • Elevator rescue 1700 Block of Anacapa street.
  • Illegal campers 500 Block of Arroyo Ave.
  • Missed 100 Block of APS but a large amount of mail left in a front yard that had something to do with a vehicle theft on TUESday night.


Scanner Reports, Thursday:

  • Suspicious Male with a sandwich down his pants or are you happy to see me? Standing in a corner of Starbucks 208 West Carrillo SBPD responding.
  • Medical Call Salvation Army 423 Chapala.
  • Drunk female sitting in a Pontiac in the 200 Block of West Haley Fire Department, Medics, SBPD responded.
  • Premises check Vera Cruz Park.
  • Medical Call Garden Court 1116 DLV
  • Traffic stop on a Nissan Versa in the 2600 Block of State street
  • SBPD on a group at Silly Hall 700 Block of DLG Plaza
  • SBPD on a group 700 Block of Kimball
  • Fire alarms no fire Carpinteria Community Pool 5300 Block of Carpinteria Ave
  • Check the Welfare of a subject in the 700 Block of Olive street
  • 2 Males blocking a sidewalk refusing to move 110 East Montecito Street
  • Illegal Campers Miramonte at West Carrillo
  • Civil issue 500 Block of East Anapamu was reported to be a burglary but Officer said Civil issue
  • Premises check Douglas Family Preserve
  • Subject on a bicycle failure to Yield for a Police Officer on the bike path along the side of Bishop Diego H,S, But the Officer caught up with the subject and detained him, unsure if the subject was arrested
  • Brush Fire Highway 101 Southbound near Gaviota Beach
  • Premises check Ortega Park
  • Non injury accident blocking State street at Micheltorena Street
  • Probation Check 1300 Block of San Pascual
  • Investigation of Grand Theft Brownies Market 435 DLV Street
  • 201 South Milpas on a Subject behind the Business
  • Suicidal subject 100 Block of East Haley street.


You know what we need in this town? Is alot more Fast Food Fried Chicken Restaurants We need a Popeyes, and a Churches, and alot more KFC’s Dammit! Anyway Have a Great Week End…Peter, Molly, Belinda, Midnight, Merlin, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Lola, PoPo, Shadow, FREDDIE!, Maxwell and Liza, Tom Cat, Tomicina, Tiger, Clancy, Tiny, Andy, Fish Heads One, and Two, Poncho, Denny, Zeke, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry, David Cox, Po, Marty Cop John, Eddie, Bambi, Lafayette, Ted, Mark, Willie, Bengie, Ricky, Pat, Mavis, Mrs. MacArthur, Auntie Helen, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Crazy Ed, Debbie, Ken, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY!, STOBE THE HOBO, KFC, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, John Havlick, Little Mac, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on MONday-MONday. Later,  Roger


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