Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports. "Transients preventing Parks workers from cleaning the bathroom at Pershing Park, 22 Castillo Street."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Shooting in Guadalupe, victim was shot in the leg with a shotgun, 3 subjects ran in a white Dodge Dart.

Roger has the scanner reports. "A deceased male was found in his truck at Nopal and De La Guerra on Friday."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I asked him how he knew it was me he answered, 'You look exactly like your tee shirt minus the sunglasses of course.'"

Roger has the scanner reports. "It is a lot easier to help others than to accept help from others."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Theft of alcohol using water bottles at CostCo in Goleta, where they don't put up with the s*** that Santa Barbara does...OMG Possible NIMBYS."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Check the Welfare of a female possibly under the influence of drugs holding up traffic at Castillo and Micheltorena, she walked around for a bit but police caught up to her."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A security guard was assaulted by a transient in Goleta, where those things never happen because Goleta does not put up with Homeless issues like Santa Barbara does, according to one reader."

Roger has the scanner reports. "T'was a quiet day pretty much except for the voices in my head."

Roger has the scanner reports. "That was quite a little storm we had."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Suspicious Limo parked in front of the Santa Barbara News-Press building, Film at Eleven."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Some type of disturbance subject wrapped in the 1200 Block of Punta Gorda, not sure why just heard they were wrapped and hauled away like a piece of carpet."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Homeless camp clean up 800 Block of Old Coast Highway I wish they would do behind the place next door but they might need a Bulldozer."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There was a burglary to a vehicle call but it turned out the subject locked his keys in his truck and had to break in to get them out."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A thrift shop in Goleta where an intruder was chased down and captured by the police is possibly the same person that has been stealing from the enclosed area."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I Kinda wonder if the bad guys like a bunch of cop cars responding with lights and sirens, do they feel like some big gangster being taken down?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Camper in the Granada Garage I bet it was warmer than my place, Holy Baloney!"

Roger has the scanner reports. "It's New Beers Eve and old resolutions die hard."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Report of a naked male in the jacuzzi at the YMCA."

Roger has the scanner reports. "That little storm was really a nice treat on Christmas Morning."

Roger has the scanner reports. "This time of year all the Christmas movies are on TV I don't know why?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Driving a high profile vehicle at High Speeds through neighborhoods and on bicycle path is not a good idea."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A gun was found in an apartment in the 6600 Block of Del Playa."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A group of Homeless folks arguing over charging their cell phones in the 500 Block of State Street, in my day we had pay phones."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Five drunk guys kicked out of the Lobero for reportedly pounding on the front door demanding to be let back in, Management called the police instead."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A short 'Failure to Yield' in Carpinteria with someone in a grey Prius near Carpinteria and Palm, the suspect was taken into custody gunpoint."

Roger has the scanner reports. "In City Lot 2 a subject is throwing fruit down on vehicles from the top of a nearby Hotel. Apples, Lemons, FREE FRUIT EVERYONE! Police responded looked around unknown if the found the thrower."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Suspicious subject digging holes around a kiosk 500 Block of Anacapa hope he has a treasure map."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Campers blocking the sidewalk in the 900 Block of Cacique, police ran one for warrants and he is a registered child molester. It's always good to know who is camping in your HOOD."

Roger has the scanner reports. "To each their own, unless I don't agree with your lifestyle."