Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports. "I get some ugly looks from people walking around sometimes looking the way I do."

Roger has the scanner reports. "When you get sick and you don't know what is going on you tend to get crabby."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Citizen reporters like myself have to restrain themselves from reporting some things too quickly especially when personal information is involved or someone's life can be in danger."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Happy Halloween!"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Funny I never hear any police calls at the Medical Marijuana Dispensary next door."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There are a lot of road ragers out there..."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I got a package the other day from the Search Dog Foundation... it gave my emotional ass a good cry."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A subject was standing in front of the reporting parties house staring at him through a window, now walking in traffic. I wonder if it's Michael Myers?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Davis Center in the 1200 Block of Garden. A subject enjoying an open container on the patio. I'm starting to hear a lot of calls there lately."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Indecent Exposure near Ellwood School male and female in a red Mustang gone when police arrived in the 7600 Block of Hollister."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Someone thought they saw the truck involved in the Deckers theft in the 5700 Block of Hollister around 5:20pm just in case it goes by again on Monday."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I think some people seem to overly offended and just need to 'Get over it.'"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Sunday evening into the night was jumpy. Must be something weird in the water or something?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "A subject was assaulted by his boss at Elm and Carpinteria Ave, so I guess that raise is out of the question?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "During the downpour, an officer reported Anacapa at Cabrillo streets were completely flooded."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Vehicle stolen from an employee of Trader Joes in the 3000 Block of DLV."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There's some shootin going on where there ain't supposed to be... East Camino Cielo."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Attempted stabbing at Chevron on Hollister near Storke."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A  woman ripped off 4 avocados on Cathedral Oaks and someone called the police on her."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A poacher was running from the SBSO... I bet there were some animals watching and laughing at this illegal hunter being hunted."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Report of a possible Amtrak Hopper hanging onto the back of the Amtrak Train southbound outta town."

Roger has the scanner reports. "What the HELL was that kid thinking to go out and rob those shops ... I know what the comments would say if this kid looked a little different and had a tattoo on his face."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Subject detained at Macys 3805 State street shoplifter they must have some cool stuff they get hit alot."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A Road Rage aggressor followed in a green Lexus SUV to the Lexus Dealership on Hitchcock."

Roger has the scanner reports. "The 9/11 attack on our soil damaged us but it did not kill us, some of us are still here, some of us are gone, some were not born yet."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Subject talking to himself using profanities... 1 North Garden Street. If you're going to curse to yourself, NEVER do it around tourists."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Subject refusing to leave Toms Gas 200 Block of Highway 246 being asked to leave because of aggressive panhandling. Ever since my last encounter with an aggressive panhandler I have not seen them since."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Campers at Tri-County Produce, I never thought about camping there, I bet you could really stretch out in the front and block yourself from the road."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A road rage victim was followed to Tuckers Grove by the aggressor, CHP responded and I heard no more."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I was thinking of what to call my NeighborHOOD and I came up with The Loon District because we have alot of Loons down here."