Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports. "A bloody knife was found in the area of Storke and Hollister, if you call the S.O. with the exact location you left it, maybe they will give it back."

Roger has the scanner reports. "People were smoking marijuana outside the Library this morning, I hope they were not in possession of any straws."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Sansum Clinic's pharmacy was burglarized at 215 Pesetas Lane."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Suspicious male taking pictures of the reporting party at the beach in the 800 Block of Shoreline Drive."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Drunk subject walking toward Montecito street from the 300 Block of Calle Caesar Chavez."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Neighbors not getting aBong in the 500 Block of West Arrellaga, if they got a Bong they would get along."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Remember someone is always watching and waiting for the opportunity to make money the easy way by stealing it."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Male harassing females in the parking lot of Crown Liquor, sounds like a real catch."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Every time someone is missing, especially at risk, the police go all out looking for them. Great Job SBPD." 

Roger has the scanner reports. "Medical call for a stingray zap at the Carpinteria State Beach."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There can never be enough reminders when it comes to things like the heat."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I keep hearing these calls that include the suspect walking around with their Pants down."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A couple weeks ago I was in Trader Joes and an employee that works there told me that 3 times his house has been on fire due to Homeless camp warming/cooking fires."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Aggressive subject taking a shower in the Kids World bathroom."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Well, I certainly did not expect the events of this past weekend."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There were a lot of fireworks down here on the Lower East Side, a lot of 'yellers' too."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Squatters are on the agenda again. I was one when I first got here sleeping in an old gas station in the 500 Block of Santa Barbara Street."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I cannot believe with all the crap to do in Santa Barbara there are kids playing chicken with the trains."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Once upon a time long, long ago in a land far away called the Natural History Museum was a security guard crying his eyes out like a big cry baby."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Well, now we have another thing to worry about: camping."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Suspicious Circumstances female waving a machete in the 700 Block of Shoreline West Parking lot."

Roger has the scanner reports. "If you were on foot with no vehicle and could not get around so well, what part of town would you like to live in and why?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "A Drunk female was trying to board the Amtrak train but the conductor will not let her."

Roger has the scanner reports. “Male subject walking around talking to himself reporting party says he is acting as if he is Mentally Ill in Waller Park, I guess it's a crime to be mentally ill now....QUICK EVERYBODY ACT NORMAL”

Roger has the scanner reports. "This thing about separating kids from their folks got me pretty out there somewhere between Anger and Insanity."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Don't you just love it when you bring something up someone did to you and they say 'Oh That happened a long time ago, let it go!'"

Roger has the scanner reports. "I have been hearing more about people, as well as animals, becoming sick as a result of the Thomas Fire."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There are several tips on Google on how to avoid Road Rage, I think the best way is just to ignore the aggressor."

Roger has the scanner reports. "For the 2nd time, I wore the Roger shirt. I'm really self-conscious about wearing a shirt with my picture on it."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Possible road-rage at the 76 Station at 1101 East Clark, subject in a beige sedan threatening to murder kids in a green Ford Explorer."