Scanner Reports 5-6-20

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By Roger the Scanner Guy

Heads Up...I  started to think things were a little weird a few years back when I noticed more Russian videos on YouTube. How life is in Russia, how to grocery shop in Russia, how people live and survive in Russia. Then Trump became president and he was buddies with the leader of Russia then there was all this information out there that Russia might have had something to do with helping Trump get elected. All these yahoo Militia groups, racists, came out of the crack of Trump's ass. He calls them very fine people, Nazi groups, intimidating punk ass bitches who gang up on others usually holding their guns as if it's their manhood yet he hates immigrants like his Daddy did though at one time they were. He builds walls to keep them out, denies them anything at all, but hires them to work in his hotels and companies.

Pandemic comes along spreads like wildfire across our country. Trump the president of these UnUnited States of America drops the ball, maybe I should say balls because he dropped everything. Instead of manning up like Obama would have done and women leaders of other countries have done, he blames others. The Christian right who believes he is the 2nd coming of Jesus does the same along with all of his very fine people. Our Governor comes out, takes the reins and does what a responsible leader should do, he closed up shop to help slow the spread of the disease, though Trump's "very fine people" did not think so. They protested, the local newspaper owner spoke out referring to our liberal Government to Nazi Germany. I guess what is good for the goose is good for the gander. I like Gavin I think he is doing good things for California. He cares about everyone in the state, not just those who voted for him. It's not Club Trump in the State of California....HERE IS YOUR SCANNER REPORTS.

Scanner Reports, Monday:

  • Subject passed out in a stairwell city lot 6 1200 Block of Anacapa
  • Medical call 3000 Block of State street.
  • Medical aide 100 Block of West Carrillo.
  • Drunk subject in a wheelchair in the middle of the road First North Calle Caesar Chavez.
  • Abandoned vehicle 1500 Block of Laguna street.
  • 415pc In front of the U-Haul place in the 600 Block of Avenue of the Flags
  • Elderly transient wandering around a parking lot and yelling in the 3400 Block of State street.
  • AMR Code 2 assist the SO at Amtrak on Linden in Carp.
  • Theft report 500 Block of Bath street.
  • 5150pc Pick up 600 Block Avenue of the Flags Buellton.
  • 459pc Audible alarm 700 Block of Anacapa.
  • 415pc Subject at the Transient Camp 2200 Block of APS.
  • 2900 Block of State street Vandalism.
  • Premise check Dwight Murphy field.-
  • ehicle accident highway 101 at Sheffield.
  • Weirdo with a baseball bat hitting things in the parking lot of Presto Pasta 2800 Block of DLV.-
  • Suspicious package 300 Block of East Anapamu.
  • Micheltorena at Chapala near miss of a pedestrian by a subject in a black Chevy last seen East on Micheltorena road rage.
  • Medical call PATH 816 Cacique.
  • BOLO 50 motorcycles East Bound on Shoreline loud.
  • Suspicious Circumstances at the Lemon Tree 2819 State street.
  • Check the Welfare of a subject Kimball at Quarantina.


Scanner Reports, Tuesday:

  • 415pc JERK in a wheel chair demanding the staff at Rite Aide to do things for him. They called the police on him the first time. The 2nd time he followed me in I managed to avoid him they told him to leave he was yelling "UCK YOU!" At them that is like an everyday thing at Rite Aide 35 South Milpas those folks put up with a lot.
  • 415pc  PAIN IN THE ASS at Rite Aide 35 South Milpas.
  • Wanted subject 600 Block of West Cota.
  • On a Subject 900 Block of Cacique.
  • Check the welfare of an infant in a white Dodge van in the parking lot of Starbucks 208 of West Carrillo.
  • 415 Argument over parking 100 Block of West Figueroa.
  • 415 Domestic violent 300 Block of East Victoria.
  • 2500 Block of Treasure Drive Medical Aide.
  • Medical call 1400 Block of Cliff Drive.
  • Premises check Leadbetter Beach.
  • On a pedestrian 1200 Block of Shoreline Drive.
  • Premise check 1200 Block of Punta Gorda.
  • 911 Hang Up check the welfare 1300 Block of Indio Muerto.
  • 415 Domestic in the parking lot of Goleta Valley Black couple male female in a fist fight in the Parking lot.
  • Medical Call 3880 Via Lucero
  • Premise check Skaters Point.
  • 3700 Block of Almonte Way phony Cox Cable employee the shirt badge whole nine yards HMA In his 30's.
  • Suicidal subject 300 Block of East Arrellaga.
  • Foot Patrol Bohnett Park.


I'm ending it here, have a great big HUMP DAY!!! Peter, Molly, Belinda, Midnight, Merlin, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Shadow, FREDDIE!, Maxwell, Liza, Zoey, Lola. PoPo, Tom Cat, Tomicina, Clancy, Tiger, Tiny, Andy, FISH HEADS ONE, AND TWO, Poncho, Denny, Zeke, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry, Eddie, Bambi, Pat, Mavis, Bengie, Ricky, Mrs. MacArthur, Auntie Helen, Lafayette, Ted, Mark, Willie, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Roiger, Father Zimmerman, Joseph, David Cox, Po, Marty, Cop John, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Crazy Ed, Debbie, Ken, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY!, STOBE T5HE HOBO, KFC, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, John Havlick, Little Mac, Tom Petty, John Prime, Marianne, and Chris willing we will pee on the grammer police  on FRYday. Later, Roger


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Bene May 07, 2020 03:31 PM
Scanner Reports 5-6-20

Interesting riff on Trump. Yeah, we all know he's bad news, but that is old news. Hearing how bad he is on a daily basis is not fixing things apparently. So, instead of focusing on the dark, why can't we bring in the light? Gavin played nice with Trump and got some goodies from Trump for CA. State government has power, so time spent reiterating Trump lore could be better spent focusing on what sane people should do in this crisis. Trump followers are not the only ones who are protesting "closing up shop," though. Lots of pro-Bernie and pro-Gavin students and non-students not listening to Gavin or the CDC. Lots of them refusing to "close up shop" and getting real nasty when asked to.---out there partying , big gatherings, no social distance, no mask, no change in behavior whatsoever. There are people of all political persuasions who are behaving badly in this crisis.

Sal51puedes May 07, 2020 01:38 PM
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It takes spectacular levels of selective amnesia to tow the Republican line. I would get whiplash with all the mixed contradictory talking points, sometimes it seems their whole shortsighted endgame is just to make me incoherently apoplectic, facts schmacts. The President totally completely and absolutely sucks, bragging about inappropriate grabbing, mocking the disabled, contradicting science, he's an unrepentant lout and the fact that over 60 million voted for him is disheartening to say the least. He's a contrast solution revealing alarming levels of reactionary intolerance. For the sake of our international reputation, our environment, women's rights and for the sake of the have nots so we might have a better shot at being a have, for innumerable logical rational obvious reasons the Republicans must suffer catastrophic losses on this November's ballot. Please God

a-1588886814 May 07, 2020 02:26 PM
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Perfect (prrrrrfect) example of a Blame Gamer. You win! Chicken diner for one, commin' up.

a-1588869477 May 07, 2020 09:37 AM
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Roger - I agree with you regarding our "President". My take away from this discussion is how disappointed I am to see people who actually like Trump! I think he is a buffoonish clown and is tearing apart our country.

a-1588865171 May 07, 2020 08:26 AM
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The Blame Game: Those who see themselves as "Have Nots" believe the root of all their problems is due to the "Haves." The Have Nots rely upon and blame others, while the Haves are self-reliant and accept responsibility. Laughable how many blame the current prez for their shi**y lives when we live in a completely (D) city and completely (D) state.(The State of CA was not prepared for this virus.....because of Trump? Really?) Look in the mirror Have Nots....there's the problem staring right back at you. Let's help the homeless, feed the hungry, and get care for the mentally ill and drug/alcohol dependent, but stop/stop/stop the blame game. It's like screaming at the captain for running into the iceberg.

a-1588914421 May 07, 2020 10:07 PM
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@8:26 AM This is simply not true. I am a “have” as you put it. My life is great. I have never blamed any president for any circumstance I have ever been in. We all make choices and should strive to live our best lives. Love your family, work hard regardless of your profession, be a good citizen, contribute to society, treat others with respect, don’t cheat, lie or blame others for your mistakes. Unfortunately our president doesn’t live by these same standards. It’s unfortunate, and there will be four more years of him. Because even if he doesn’t win, he will lie , cheat and steal to stay there. One day his reign will be behind us. He will no longer be protected by the office of the Presidency. Before you start making rude comments I am not a Democrat. I choose a candidate by the content of their character, not by the color of their skin, be it orange or black...

Roger May 07, 2020 09:27 AM
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Personally sick of seeing Trump everywhere I turn he and all his little followers blaming everyone else for his fuck ups, It's like I'm being forced to smell his farts right wing farts stink! liberal farts not as bad... I burst out with my observations my collage of insanity I'm not sorry not one bit.

a-1588868419 May 07, 2020 09:20 AM
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SBO: I cannot make you a positive or happy person, nor can anyone else. When it comes to my cup being half-full or half-empty, I take my half-full cup, pour it into a cup 1/2 the size, and now I have a completely full cup (kinda like making lemonade out of lemons, or making the best out of a bad situation). Be happy for what you have, and don't worry about the "other guy", and live life to its fullest! One thing I have found to be satisfying, is helping others who are less fortunate. Helping the less fortunate is not for everyone, but, for keeps me on the straight and narrow. Peace and Love to everyone.

SantaBarbaraObserver May 07, 2020 08:41 AM
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re: The Blame Game. ----------------------- How odd. So to you, the world is binary. Its 1 or 0. Black or White. Red or Blue. Must be a strange life to assign a side to every single interaction and transaction. Maybe, just maybe your view isnt what you think it is? Perspective is everything after all... Change your viewpoint and you will change your views.

Roger May 06, 2020 06:26 PM
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Not to mention he was a draft dodger..Rich kid with a pain in his foot.

Get over it May 06, 2020 04:20 PM
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Wow. Way to make Wendy's Op-Ed look reasonable Rodger! Sorry, you're having a bad day, but tomorrow is a new one!

Roger May 06, 2020 04:33 PM
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I'm not having a bad day but thanks for assuming...

ChillinGrillin May 06, 2020 03:59 PM
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The Trump Administration is a worthless corrupt clown show. Maybe the idiot should go inject himself with some bleach and we can start getting back to normal again.

Sam The Dog May 06, 2020 02:27 PM
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Wow Roger, I'm really surprised you wrote that Trump rant. Of all the accurate things you could have criticized him for you choose to go with Russia collusion (never happened), neo-Nazi route (not what he said) and immigrants (it's illegal immigration he's so staunchly against)?

Sam The Dog May 06, 2020 04:03 PM
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I'm an independent and have equal disgust for both parties, mainly the two party system in general, but I call BS when I see it, on both sides. There just has been a lot more BS from the DNC this year.

SantaBarbaraObserver May 06, 2020 02:46 PM
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Sam's a trumpdog. He 's been well trained by the boys at Fox. WOof! Sam, did you read the GOP Senate report that concluded that Russia DID work with and for the Trump campaign in 2016? Or was that not reported on by your favorite talk show hosts? People may not know you're a dog on the internet, but they do know when you're a fool...

Minibeast May 06, 2020 01:40 PM
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Trump has got so many things wrong, and not just regarding this pandemic. As for being a leader, he has shown himself to be anything but a leader of the people or Free World. No matter what happens now, Trump will go down in history as being an illogical, malignant narcissist.

SantaBarbaraObserver May 06, 2020 02:24 PM
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Wow. You are so grossly misinformed its frightening. The sheer level of cognitive disconnect that one must hold to get this far off balance is astounding. There truly is no limit to what repetitive propaganda can do to the avg mind. And in this particular case, average is a compliment...

a-1588799847 May 06, 2020 02:17 PM
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How many Presidents haven't gotten many things wrong, MINIBEAST? He may be a buffoon in many ways, gotten several things wrong, and said things he might be better advised not to say. But he is the only POTUS that has stood his ground against the CCP, mostly worthless money-grabbing organizations such as NATO, the UN, the WHO, and other questionable health bureaucracies. He continues to fight for our Constitution, our rights, and America First policies. He, like FDR, JFK, and other controversial Presidents, will definitely go down in history as an enigma in some ways, but he may also go down in history as the right POTUS at the right time to lead us out of decline and return us to the greatest example of democracy, freedom, and liberty the world has known. While EH insists that our comments and the news posted here should be local, I think a lot of the questions and comments posted in this thread apply both locally and statewide, as well as nationally.

Roger May 06, 2020 01:19 PM
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I'd rather be stupidest than heartless, I don't hate republicans..I dislike the phony criminal republicans who have taken over the republican party I don't hate the ignorant I feel sorry for them...I do remember seeing Trump refer to Milita people and Nazi types as very fine people. I do not get all of my information from the snooze..And the christian Wanna be right and the shitty committee of Ten Million back in the 70's....They finally got their puppet in the white house..

a-1588791862 May 06, 2020 12:04 PM
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OK, Roger, we get it - you despise Trump, Republicans, and the Right. As always, I support the First Amendment and your right to have an opinion. But IMHO, your op-ed is one of the stupidest I've ever heard here. I am surprised, well probably not, that EH would even publish it. Everything you say about Trump has either been twisted and spun from other news sources, if you can actually call them that, and is completely false and has been debunked. Russia, really? Trump calling Neo-Nazis, militia groups, and punk-ass bitches, racists "really fine people"? Where the hell did you come up with that? From what a lot of us have seen, it's those "fine people" who are ANTIFA members that are the ones throwing rock, bricks, ripping down American flags and hats off citizen's heads that qualify for those descriptors. I'm afraid you have been watching too much CNN, and MSNBC, or reading too much from the WAPO, NY Times, and the Guardian, or listening to too much PBS and Rachel Maddow. So you love Gavin? Do you love the fact he took 1 BILLION of our tax dollars and gave it to China for masks that have never been delivered, or 75 million to criminals, AKA, illegal immigrants? Destroyed our state economy while he and his aunt Pelosi are living in 12,00 sf homes and getting government paychecks while small businesses are destroyed? It is still unproven that "closing up the shop" has done anything to control the virus here or elsewhere in the U.S. And your comments about Russia getting Trump elected - my gawd man, what the hell have you been doing to get so brainwashed?

a-1588794794 May 06, 2020 12:53 PM
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12:14: Yes, I am seriously disputing that claim. He did not say that. That is what he was paraphrased as saying, as usual, from the MSM who have their own "Never Trump" agenda. Go to or mediabias. com to find out what he actually said: here you go, here's one about what he actually said: And here's another: . It disturbs so many of this that while Trump is called out for dividing this country it is, in fact, the Left and their propaganda arms, the MSM, who are distorting the actual facts about him, that are doing this. To believe the BS they publish is astounding and dangerous and it has influenced too many "otherwise fine" citizens who believe these spun and debunked lies.

a-1588792444 May 06, 2020 12:14 PM
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12:04 - you ask "Trump calling Neo-Nazis, militia groups, and punk-ass bitches, racists "really fine people"? Where the hell did you come up with that?" - Um..... that came from Trump's very own mouth/twitter fingers. Are you seriously disputing what Trump himself said?

Mo Rod May 06, 2020 11:15 AM
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Gavin is great. The idiots protesting him were once the kids that smelled like pee in kindergarten. Did you get a chair?

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