Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports.  In my opinion, people should be thoroughly checked out and educated before being allowed to own a gun. 

Roger has the scanner reports. I been thinking that if we would all just shut up and quit calling each other Snowflakes, Crybabies, Redneck Punks, Warmongers and the like, and started being nicer to each other, things like this horrible thing in Vegas might not happen.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Next week I'll be walking around wearing my official NFL San Francisco 49ers shirt.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Well folks, watch your step.

Roger has the scanner reports.  I hope you do the right thing; I'm pretty sure you will.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Sometimes I wonder if I'm in Heaven on Earth.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Happy Birthday, Shakey!!

Roger has the scanner reports.  Earthquakes make me kind of nervous.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Santa Claus Lane, old white haired white man wearing a hoodie and swinging a guitar, coming from the marsh area.

Roger has the scanner reports.  I sin a lot. Though a king, I am only human.

Roger has the scanner reports.   I got up this morning and went looking for the kitten, but did not find it. 

Roger has the scanner reports. Check the welfare of the threesome; male, female, and shopping cart, at La Mesa Park.

Roger has the scanner reports. I love when I'm messing with grub and I discover something new to me yet so damn simple I know everyone else knows about it.

Roger has the scanner reports. I hope the woman got the help she needed or just felt grateful she did not go to jail.

Roger has the scanner reports.  I have two fans, changed my shirt four times now, took a cold shower, it don't matter, I'm hot.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Someone is angry about the burglaries in the City. Lately there has been many, and by saying that, I mean a lot.

Roger has the scanner reports.  After a few months, I panhandled enough for a bus ticket to Santa Barbara. Been here ever since, never left again.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Monday, Monday, and another heat wave of sorts.

Roger has the scanner reports.  But the demons are always there waiting. Don't let them win no matter what.

Roger has the scanner reports.   DRINK WATER, don't be like me. 

Roger has the scanner reports.  Check the welfare of a young man dressed only in underwear, howling like a wolf outside a Wells Fargo at Hollister and Fairview.

Roger has the scanner reports. Some guy clocked the pizza delivery man, Cheltenham at Kenmore. I would never do that to a pizza delivery man. Sounded like it was over a female. I'd much rather have the pizza myself.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Or if you don't believe in anything, just think some positive thoughts.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Death reported in the 300 block of West Mission, but the guy was only sleeping.

Roger has the scanner reports. Subject hit with a broom in the 3800 block of Starrett.

Roger has the scanner reports. Disturbance between a skateboarder with orange hair, a dog, an elderly male on a bicycle, and another male on a bicycle who possibly had an unknown weapon in his hand.

Roger has the scanner reports. "If I wrote down every single drunk in public arrest there would be hundreds."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I hear our notorious shoplifter is out of Jail, this is the female I wrote about who hit Pet Co on Milpas a while back, she is also infamous for hitting stores in Paseo Nuevo, REI, possibly Pet Smart on Milpas and a few other places."

Roger has the scanner reports. Illegal burn smoke check, Blazing Saddle Drive in Santa Maria.

Roger has the scanner reports. There are some real winners in the Scanner Reports.