Scanner Reports 5-7-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

The road is all the rage, been hearing these calls lately. Remember my Road Raging days, only had a couple, really one thing I did years ago I’m still ashamed of. I had my Cadillac, I was cruising De La Vina a few miles per hour over the speed limit and this guy pulls out of a drive way in a Honda Prelude and stops just sits there. I had no business going as fast as I was probably 55 or 60 on De La Vina. I had to slam on the brakes to avoid contact, when my vehicle stopped there was an elderly couple looking at the grill of my car in shock. I was a young stupid jerk just backed up and went around them did not ask if they were ok or anything just drove away. After that I slowed down a bit as I felt horrible, I could have killed those poor folks. Another time ex-friend was riding my bumper, I slammed on the brakes, hit me totaling his work truck and had to make up a story to tell his boss. I had a girlfriend who used to drive the speed limit and when someone rode her bumper she would slow down to 5 mph. She really pissed off some people, she’d smile wave. I’d sink way down in the front seat in case bullets came flying. She really had a weird sense of humor, women had to have a weird sense of humor to date me. I have heard a couple local calls in our county the past couple weeks where guns were pulled out, that would be pretty scary if someone cut you off you went to flip em off and they pulled a gun on you. They say 1 in 10 drivers are potential Road Ragers, that might be old stats more like 9 out of 10 now especially the past couple years. My step dad used to lose it all the time and get into fights back in Chicago involving road rage, he’d pull right on over no question. One time I heard he walked up to a car, guy opened his door turned to get out, my step dad grabbed the door slammed in on the guys legs. My step dad was not a fair fighter. Some people are really nuts they take their driving serious they are willing to kill to prove they were right even if it goes the other way and they die in the process it don’t make sense and neither does Road Rage. Got somewhere to be, Leave Early, Slow Down, keep your anger in Check. If your a Road Rager maybe you should not be Driving.

Wondering if anyone out there in Scanner Land has ever tried cannabis balm for pain? I recently bought some and I’m wondering I haven’t used it yet, I kinda want to know if anyone else has used it and how well it works if it works for bad pain or just regular aches and pains? Anyway Hopefully I’m starting to get through this sinus crap really tired not sleeping great but any sleep at all is good. Here are your Scanner Reports, Friday:

415 Domestic 600 Block of West Arrellaga male out of control till the police got there and he mellowed out.
Code 40 Drunk male down Soledad at Yanonali.
SBPD attempt to locate a subject Gutierrez at the Rail Road Tracks.
City parking lot 10 Near Urban Outfitters a Naked subject too early for World Gardening Day.
Premise check Ortega Park.
Homeless subject refusing to leave the Winchester Canyon 76 Station 20 Winchester in Goleta.
Subject disturbing at Cottage Hospital.
Traffic Accident 101 Northbound at Los Carneros several vehicles involved.
Road Rage 415 Fight between 2 males in vehicles? Haley at Quarantina.
The Morning Crew with their Open Containers at Cacique and Milpas 10 Subjects enjoying their morning eye opener.
Fire call on a Medical in a vehicle 209 State street.
Check the welfare of an older female (Rogers Age) laying in a front yard 320 East DLG.
I had to go to Rite Aide to get medication and on the way back noticed a guy in the MILPAS UNDERPANTS Spanking his MONKEY, GROSS!
Sidewalk Hazard open vault 1200 Block of San Pasqual.
Check the Welfare of a male laying on the sidewalk in the 3200 Block of State street
2 Females fight brewing at the Los Almos Market on Bell street.
10851pc Motorcycle stolen from SBCC Parking lot 721 Cliff Drive.
Possible Road Rage passed Carpinteria High School toward Cravens Lane and Foothill one guy had a baseball bat the other a gun both ordered the subject out of his vehicle 2 against one with weapons Typical bullies. R.P. Ditched suspects and hopefully reported incident to CHP.
Subject with warrants 1900 Block of Emerson.
Street fight 10 males with Sticks Haley qat Chapala.-
Suspicious circumstances on Mesa Circle Drive did not say what.

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

417 Possible Brandishing a gun in a bag State street at Guiterrez or so reported.- Medical call Unresponsive male in a gold Camry 1300 Block of Shoreline.
Check the welfare of a man in his 40’s with a red beard under a blanket at 7-11 331 West Montecito.
Reckless driver grey Jetta highway 101 Northbound at Garden street.
Illegal camper 100 Block of Santa Barbara street.
Transient threatening to assault people near the community center in the 5300 Block of Hollister.
Carpinteria Avenue at Linden 1182 Vehicle accident vehicles blocking.
Suspicious circumstances in the 1400 Block of Santa Andreas yes it was very suspicious.
Check the Welfare of a subject laying on the side of the road Burton Mesa toward Mission Hills.
Vehicle vs motorcycle State at Cabrillo.
Group of people fighting at the entrance to Riverview Park in Buellton.
Unknown location but a County call 415 Fight between a 9 year old Boy and his Granny I hope she won.
6500 Block of Del Playa loud music.
Medical Panic Attack 300 Block of East Grant.
415 Transient yelling refusing to leave 29 North Milpas.
Suspicious Circumstances 1400 Block of San Andres male associated with a green Suburban opened the door of a residence took a picture of the woman inside and left.
415 Subject refusing to leave Velvet Jones in the 400 Block of State street.
3 males fighting 800 Block of Cacique one left how many are left?
Drunk driver beige RV with a brown stripe Westbound on Yanonali from Garden Street
Loud Party 700 Block of North Voluntario.
Loud Music 1200 Block of Liberty.
Suspicious subject in a vehicle that does not belong to him in a parking garage 617 Garden street reporting party is apartment manager.
242 Assault 300 Block of West Quinto Domestic.
415 Domestic 500 Block of West Canon Perdido.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

1100 Block of Sumner Place ill subject.
Vandalism at Saint Vincents 4200 Block of Calle Real.
Camper 616 State street.
Illegal burn Alisa Lane at Marina Drive in Hope Ranch.
415 Transient yelling 400 Block of State street.
Check the Welfare of a UI Male down in the 800 Block of Meigs.
Suspicious circumstances possible 459 Burglary to a vehicle at 617 Garden street.
Medical call for a male collasped next to a register in Vons in the 3800 Block of State street.
10851 Stolen auto a green Jetta 1500 Block of Mission Drive.
Overdose in a white VW Van Calle Caesar Chavez at Cabrillo.
Medical call county jail.
Fall victim 1100 Block North H street.
242 Assault Father beat up son 2100 Block of Monterey street, Son pressed charges.
Vehicle rollover highway 166 10 miles West of the Burger Barn or just East of Cottonwood Canyon Road driver possible DUI.
Unresponsive Fall Victim at Casa Dorinda.
Med call subject down 600 Block of Circle Drive.
415 Loud Music coming from a red truck in the parking lot 227 South Salinas.
2000 Block of Chino possible choking.
Loud Music 200 Block of South Voluntario.
415 Transient yelling talking to himself near Macys 700 Block of State street.
Med call 100 Block of West Arrellaga.

Will still not feeling tip top this is a real lousy Sinus thing then kitty got hurt and he won’t let me put medicine on him So were a couple Old Crabs over here me and him, Oh well Have a good MONday-MONday….Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Thomicina, Clancy, Tiger, Midnight, Merlin, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Jonathan,C.J., Walter, Fred, Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, David Cox, Poe, Bengy, Ricky, Marty, Cop John, Pat, Mavis,Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY! John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on WEDnesday.. Later, Roger