Reports of a naked man standing on a cliff with a blue towel which he is not wearing. Suspect is a white male adult (WMA) in his 30’s, approximately 6′ tall, toned and medium build, curly brown hair. This is in the 2900 Block of Cliff Drive.
Sunbather Without a Swimsuit
Roger
July 19, 2019, 4:49 am
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This is a BOLO Be on the Lookout..
This has been a pubic service announcement by Roger the Scanner Guy.
Can you give him my number?
Geez. On the ONE DAY I don’t walk past there, I miss out on all the fun.
The reporter of this incident took the time to look and assess the dude’s fitness level as “toned”? All righty then.
Performance artist….Sun Dial…
OH, NO!! Think of the children!
If the worst thing the kids ever see is a man airing his junk al fresco, I will be deliriously happy.
How will we recognize him if he ditches the towel?
He will be nude
I would prefer a toned naked woman myself. Holding a towel or not.
Kinda funny, I read the description, huh, very detailed, just missed his color of eyes and a birth mark, LOL. WELL HOPEFULLY HE THINKS NO ONE CAN SEE HIM,
MAYBE……. why do I always see the fat ugly ones????? , Whatever, I bet his name is Adam.
Someone did not like my description of the naked guy though I heard it else where I bet the DVer is one of the ugly ones.
A miniature chainsaw would take care of that problem quite nicely…