Sorry for Incontinences

By NatureBoy
I thought that in these sour times, a funny pic might cheer us up. This notice was posted on the gas pump at the Mobil station on Hollister & Turnpike yesterday. Nice to know they’re sorry about their customers’ incontinences, but maybe stuff like that should be kept personal?
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Sep 20, 2019 12:32 PMMy coworker just sent an email thanking us in advance for our corporation. Not cooperation!
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Sep 20, 2019 12:59 PMSo funny....thanks for sharing !
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Sep 20, 2019 01:02 PMSo the restrooms are closed too?
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Sep 20, 2019 04:04 PMFACTOTUM. Best comment on this thread. Hahahahahaha.
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Sep 20, 2019 01:03 PMI don't know, but I really don't think making fun of someone's spelling problems is all that funny - especially since we all know where they work now too. Just my thoughts.
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Sep 20, 2019 01:10 PMMore likely to be an autocorrect snafu. Lighten up, it's Friday!
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Sep 20, 2019 01:20 PMThat's not a spelling problem, that's a whole word problem. Funny!
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Sep 20, 2019 01:23 PM@ 1:03pm I think that Depends on who you ask.
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Sep 20, 2019 01:43 PMSeriously, like *you've never" had a spelling autocorrect pablum on any of your devises.
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Sep 20, 2019 02:10 PMI see what you did there, Seabird!
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Sep 20, 2019 04:03 PMRarely RARELY do I post this kind of comment but . . .empathy is misplaced here. If you kan't spell, you shud lern. Its knot like we doan all have cumputors inabling us too look up in three sekunds how to spel uh wurd.
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Sep 20, 2019 04:05 PMDerp. The word is "devices." Or did you commit that faux pas on purpose?
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Sep 20, 2019 04:39 PM"devices"
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Sep 20, 2019 08:14 PMYou guys caught "devices" but not "pablum"? *whoosh*
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Sep 20, 2019 10:43 PMThat's because the word IS spelled "pablum." 2nd spelling, not common in USA is "pabulum."
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Sep 20, 2019 01:29 PMWow, empathy is sure frowned on here, sorry I said anything.
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Sep 20, 2019 04:28 PM"your" (seems I can't spell either)
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Sep 20, 2019 02:09 PMDarn spell check!
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Sep 20, 2019 04:38 PMWhenever I think of the word "incontinence," I think of Life of Brian and "Incontinentia Buttocks." When I saw the movie at the Granada Theatre and heard that name, I laughed and laughed. I was the only one laughing, as others there didn't seem to know the meaning of the word "incontinence." It was a long time ago and we were all very young.
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Sep 20, 2019 04:47 PMNATUREBOY. Thanks for cheering me up. I love these types of silly signs. Favorite of all time (so far): (Courtesy of the Errington Fire Department and posted on a big billboard) "Remember to move your cocks forward this weekend."
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Sep 21, 2019 11:08 AMOur cock doesn’t observe daylight saving time. He crows a little before sunrise every day the whole year round.
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Sep 20, 2019 07:32 PMThey could go across the street to San Marcos...re take Freshman English...lol
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Sep 20, 2019 07:44 PMWhen in Ketchikan, AK a number of years ago we spied this humorous sign on all of the municipal garbage trucks: "Satisfaction Guaranteed - Or Double Your Garbage Back."
And, a slogan seen in all the souvenir shops on various cards and trinkets: "Alaska IS What America WAS."
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Sep 21, 2019 09:04 AMThanks, Nature Boy, for your funny notes and for getting the ball rolling. Curmudgeon, great follow up with your Alaska signs. And, wouldn't it be interesting how one "moves their cock forward." Nothing like a good chuckle to get the day off to a good start
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Sep 21, 2019 10:53 AMOh come on folks, lighten up! Autocorrect is a funny thing and should be laughed about. So many fragile feelings these days and that's too bad because to live your best life you have got to have a sense of humor!
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Sep 21, 2019 02:27 PMIt always makes me incontinent when I can't get gas.
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Sep 21, 2019 04:48 PMKeep posting these fun and funny mistakes. It is soooooo good to laugh. Thank you very much!
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Sep 23, 2019 10:35 AMI'm sorry for any incontinences, too!!!