Sorry for Incontinences

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Sorry for Incontinences
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By NatureBoy

I thought that in these sour times, a funny pic might cheer us up. This notice was posted on the gas pump at the Mobil station on Hollister & Turnpike yesterday. Nice to know they’re sorry about their customers’ incontinences, but maybe stuff like that should be kept personal?

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PitMix Sep 20, 2019 12:32 PM
Sorry for Incontinences

My coworker just sent an email thanking us in advance for our corporation. Not cooperation!

a-1569020678 Sep 20, 2019 04:04 PM
Sorry for Incontinences

FACTOTUM. Best comment on this thread. Hahahahahaha.

a-1569009829 Sep 20, 2019 01:03 PM
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I don't know, but I really don't think making fun of someone's spelling problems is all that funny - especially since we all know where they work now too. Just my thoughts.

a-1569010231 Sep 20, 2019 01:10 PM
Sorry for Incontinences

More likely to be an autocorrect snafu. Lighten up, it's Friday!

therealbebe Sep 20, 2019 01:20 PM
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That's not a spelling problem, that's a whole word problem. Funny!

ginger1 Sep 20, 2019 01:43 PM
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Seriously, like *you've never" had a spelling autocorrect pablum on any of your devises.

a-1569020628 Sep 20, 2019 04:03 PM
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Rarely RARELY do I post this kind of comment but . . .empathy is misplaced here. If you kan't spell, you shud lern. Its knot like we doan all have cumputors inabling us too look up in three sekunds how to spel uh wurd.

a-1569020715 Sep 20, 2019 04:05 PM
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Derp. The word is "devices." Or did you commit that faux pas on purpose?

a-1569035666 Sep 20, 2019 08:14 PM
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You guys caught "devices" but not "pablum"? *whoosh*

a-1569044603 Sep 20, 2019 10:43 PM
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That's because the word IS spelled "pablum." 2nd spelling, not common in USA is "pabulum."

a-1569011397 Sep 20, 2019 01:29 PM
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Wow, empathy is sure frowned on here, sorry I said anything.

a-1569022696 Sep 20, 2019 04:38 PM
Sorry for Incontinences

Whenever I think of the word "incontinence," I think of Life of Brian and "Incontinentia Buttocks." When I saw the movie at the Granada Theatre and heard that name, I laughed and laughed. I was the only one laughing, as others there didn't seem to know the meaning of the word "incontinence." It was a long time ago and we were all very young.

a-1569023234 Sep 20, 2019 04:47 PM
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NATUREBOY. Thanks for cheering me up. I love these types of silly signs. Favorite of all time (so far): (Courtesy of the Errington Fire Department and posted on a big billboard) "Remember to move your cocks forward this weekend."

jak Sep 21, 2019 11:08 AM
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Our cock doesn’t observe daylight saving time. He crows a little before sunrise every day the whole year round.

winter Sep 20, 2019 07:32 PM
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They could go across the street to San Marcos...re take Freshman English...lol

Curmudgeon Sep 20, 2019 07:44 PM
Sorry for Incontinences

When in Ketchikan, AK a number of years ago we spied this humorous sign on all of the municipal garbage trucks: "Satisfaction Guaranteed - Or Double Your Garbage Back."

And, a slogan seen in all the souvenir shops on various cards and trinkets: "Alaska IS What America WAS."

Flicka Sep 21, 2019 09:04 AM
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Thanks, Nature Boy, for your funny notes and for getting the ball rolling. Curmudgeon, great follow up with your Alaska signs. And, wouldn't it be interesting how one "moves their cock forward." Nothing like a good chuckle to get the day off to a good start

a-1569088400 Sep 21, 2019 10:53 AM
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Oh come on folks, lighten up! Autocorrect is a funny thing and should be laughed about. So many fragile feelings these days and that's too bad because to live your best life you have got to have a sense of humor!

LCP112233 Sep 21, 2019 02:27 PM
Sorry for Incontinences

It always makes me incontinent when I can't get gas.

Longing2bhome Sep 21, 2019 04:48 PM
Sorry for Incontinences

Keep posting these fun and funny mistakes. It is soooooo good to laugh. Thank you very much!

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