Scanner Reports 9-2-19

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By Roger the Scanner Guy

You meet all kinds of weirdos on Facebook, well you don't actually meet them but shoot the breeze with them. "Hi, How are you fine?" then move on until one day they post something you might have an opinion on, you voice it, then things get a little weird. It happened to me over the weekend when I had an opinion on whether or not police officers should have access to Military-style weapons. I believe they should, these people DID NOT. My reasoning that the crooks have these weapons the police should too things got weird real quick, my so-called friend started talking all this weird paranoid mind game type crap. He wrote my name and started writing some weird code. I blocked his ass quick that's alright I'm not a member of the democratic, republican, or the Thorazine party you can start without me. If police officers did not have sufficient firepower to serve and protect they'd get overrun by the Thorazine party even if they do shuffle. "Who are you really Roger Dodger How come you have 3 accounts with 3 different pictures of you on Facebook are you a member of ......" Click Bye Bye.  I  have 3 accounts on Facebook because I cannot figure out how to get rid of them, I no longer have access weirdos geez...Go Away!

On FRYday evening I heard a call in the 100 Block of North Milpas, one of my favorite blocks, that there was a possibility of trespassers in a vacant house it sounded that way as more SBPD units responded to the scene. K-9 went in I heard no more because it was Beddy Bye time and off I went before I could hear the rest. The Address is 111 North Milpas, used to be a Hostel. I did not know it had closed but it had, before that it was the Rape Crisis Center. After it had been the Rape Crisis center it was a squatterville shooting gallery, needles all over the place, toilets in the back of the structure overflowing with feces it was horrible then I took pictures of it all and sent E-mails to several important Santa Barbarians I thought would do something about it. Edhat had it posted all except for the sloppy Joe shots in the toilet. Within 2 days there was a chain-link fence over 2 properties I wrote about, guess I ought to get my camera out again. There are many vacant properties in Santa Barbara that squatters illegally enter to stay in. It's too bad people cannot do the right thing like approach the owner of the structures and building sit to keep squatters out until a place is ready to rent again. It's too bad these squatters, and campers don't clean up after themselves and leave their garbage all over the place for others to pick up. I never found out for sure if there were squatters inside 111 North Milpas FRYday Evening but I believe there were.....Here are your Scanner Reports

Scanner Reports, Friday:

  • 3400 Block of Modoc HMA subject walking around shirtless check the welfare numerous reporting parties.
  • Over Dose SMHS.
  • Highway 101 Southbound South of Buellton vehicle accident.
  • 100 Block of West DLG 459 Burglary to a residence.
  • Shoplifter hit Rite Aide 35 South Milpas filled his backpack up full of various items walked away.
  • A motorcyclist riding on the sidewalk evaded a police officer on Olive street did not catch what hundred block.
  • Premises check Highway 101 Southbound onramp.
  • SBPD on a pedestrian Santa Barbara at Victoria streets.
  • There was a report of several students fighting at SBHS but by the time the police got there, it was all clear.
  • Landlord vs Room Mate "And in this corner!" 200 Block of San Nicholas.
  • Med call Unknown type 525 State street.
  • SBPD On a subject at the .99 cent store breezeway.
  • Highway 101 North offramp at State street premises check.
  • 415 Domestic Loreto Plaza male and female yelling at each other in the parking lot.
  • 200 North Milpas on a bicyclist.
  • 200 West Montecito on a pedestrian.
  • 2 Vehicle accident non injury possible DUI Involved Guiterrez at Rancheria.
  • Short Pursuit 4-Door Mercedes occupied 5 times from Milpas to Anapamu on Laguna SBPD terminated the pursuit for safety of citizens.
  • 6600 Block of Casitas Pass Road Heavy Rescue vehicle into a tree, highway 150 at Castis Pass Road.
  • Suspicious Circumstances at Adams School unknown type.
  • 100 Block of Anapamu Loud Party.
  • Suspicious circumstances at the Garden Academy 2300 Block of Garden street.
  • Mother Daughter 415 Domestic 400  Block of North Voluntario.
  • Possible furniture in the roadway Old Coast Highway near the roundabout.
  • 415 Fight 600 Block of West Sola no fight verbal only.
  • Lockwood Valley at Maricopa Ventura County vehicle over the side.
  • Male and female heard yelling in La Mesa Park.
  • 415 Trespassers 111 North Milpas possible.
  • Later on while I was dreaming High Speed Chase ended East Side.


Scanner Reports, Saturday:

  • 300 Block of West Carrillo Med Call.
  • Food truck no permit 100 Block of West Cabrillo.
  • Check the Welfare of a kid heard crying all day (it's 9am) in the 1700 Block of Chapala.
  • 5150pc Disturbing 415pc Following women around I think he went to CARES.
  • Med call 423 Chapala Salvation Army.
  • Med Call McDonalds 29 North Milpas.
  • Transient smoking 700 Block of State Street.
  • Chase Palm Park on a drinker
  • Bicyclist hit a pothole and crashed Highway 154 at Figueroa Mountain Road
  • Vehicle accident with injuries East Camino Cielo at Gibraltar several injuries 2 serious.
  • 6700 Block of Trigo Kitchen sink in the roadway I knew it was around here somewhere.
  • Med call Mission Terrace 600 Block of West Junipero.
  • 2200 Block of DLV Med call.
  • 200 Block of West Guiterrez 415 Domestic in a grey Toyota.
  • 3700 Block of State street 415pc Transient screaming at Jack in the Box
  • A suspicious subject at One Mesa Lane top of the steps.
  • Code 40, Drunk First Block of West Carrillo wearing a red Hoodie and saggy panties reporting parties concerned that his panties might slide down.
  • Med call Quinientos and Allure.
  • 20002 Non injury hit and run at 7-11,  331 West Montecito.
  • Wanted Subject on Shoreline.
  • Cabrillo at Anacapa Fall victim.
  • Fall from a roof 1500 Block of San Andres.
  • Medical call with PD response 900 Block of Quinientos.
  • UI Male walking around the roundabout yelling while listening to tunes on his radio. Maybe the guy was singing to his radio.
  • Med Call front of the restaurant 3500 Block of McCaw.
  • 415 Family one in possession with a Hammer 1800 Block of Mountain Ave.
  • Paint of Stucco in a storm drain 2000 Block of Emerson Hazardous Condition.
  • Bush Fire 3850 State street Fire in Bushes possibly from a Homeless Camp in the bushes.
  • Burglary investigation at the Hyatt 1111 East Cabrillo.
  • Sun set at Grove couple in a white SUV involved in Lewd Activity..6500 Block of Pardall med call subject bleeding.
  • 415 Domestic 200 Block of Pueblo.
  • Male and female yelling and throwing things from a vehicle Chapala at West Yanonali.


Scanner Reports, Sunday:

  • SBPD on a pedestrian 600 Block of West Cota.
  • Code blue Death in Carpinteria possibly due to  Carbon Monoxide poisoning Unknown circumstances.
  • 242pc Suspect kicked victim at Marshalls in the 900 Block of State street.
  • 415pc Female yelling in the 1100 Block of Punta Gorda.
  • Suspicious circumstances on Clearview Road 459 Burglary on Mission Ridge Road missed Block.
  • Anapamu at State street female yelling on the corner.
  • Med Call 1200 Block of East Cota.
  • Fire Alarms no Fire 800 Block of Garden street.
  • Premises check 1200 Block of Anacapa
  • 415pc at Ralphs 100 Block of West Carrillo
  • 20001 20001pc Felony hit and run investigation Cottage Hospital.
  • 20001 Felony hit and run Highway 101 Northbound Clark Ave Off Ramp in Santa Maria.
  • 602pc Trespasser twice today Sister on property yelling at family members 300 Block of Elizabeth.
  • Med Call Unconscious subject at Cold Springs Tavern on Stagecoach.
  • Vegetation Fire 10 Miles in from Highway One on Jalama Road.
  • Former Room Mate Disturbing 415pc 2300 Block of Edgewater.
  • Rape Investigation at the Police Station 215 East Figueroa.
  • Premises check Cleveland School.
  • Possible credit card fraud at Target 3891 State street.


So had to stop eating those Little Caesars Pizzas, found a better place right next door to my pad: Estilo Jalisco Grilled Tacos and take out Good Stuff. Yum Yum and much better for me than pizza they are closed MONdays and open in the Evenings rest of the week from 6pm on Sunday Noon to 6pm. Check it out if you like. Anyway That is enough outta me for now Have a great MONday-MONday...Peter, Molly, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Midnight, Merlin, Tom Cat, Clancy, Tomicina, Tiger, Shadow, FREDDIE!, Maxwell, Lola, PoPo,, Tiny, Andy, Fish Heads, One, and Two, Poncho, Denny, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry, David Cox, Po, Marty, Cop John, Eddie, Bambi, Lafayette, Ted, Pat, Mavis, Willie, Mark, Bengie, Rickie, Mrs. MacArthur, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Crazy Ed, Debbie, Ken, Isabelle, Jerry,  LUCY! STOBE THE HOBO, KFC, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, John Havlick, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on Hump Day. Later, Roger

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a-1567445380 Sep 02, 2019 10:29 AM
Scanner Reports 9-2-19

Is it just me or do others notice that homeless camps are really starting to be problematic due to fires, train safety, garbage debris, the public's safety, etc?

I'm for the clearing of ALL camps due to these issues. I'm sure the public knows the location of many even when the authorities do not due to being near neighborhoods & businesses. Call them in.

d8vanilla Sep 02, 2019 01:55 PM
Scanner Reports 9-2-19

Can't really clear those encampments..... just moves them to another unsuitable location, that's just as bad as where they are camping. Might be better to educate them on how to control a cooking fire, and educate them on the rustic method of pooping & pissing..... dig a hole, poop pee, then fill the hole back up with dirt. Or, better yet, send them to live on the properties of all the politicians that are not dealing with the homeless problems. I'll chip-in for that !!!!!!

Roger Sep 02, 2019 05:26 PM
Scanner Reports 9-2-19

If I were a younger man strong like I was then here is what I would do. Request funding for a work truck with a big bed in it, funding for expenses also request volunteers to give this town a good cleaning from all camps I think about 500 volunteers would do it everytime one popped up and no one was there to guard it littering just cleaning up someone else's mess. Enough is enough.

Flicka Sep 03, 2019 01:40 PM
Scanner Reports 9-2-19

Good idea, Roger. Maybe as young and strong as you used to be will take up your suggestion.

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