Scanner Reports 8-27-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

It’s a funny thing when you’re out and about and see someone you think that you know. I saw someone the other day looked just like my friend Cuba. he was kinda far away but it was him, or so I thought. I nodded and went to say “Hello” only half came out as I realized it wasn’t him, I turned away and continued on but looked back and I guess the person heard me because they were looking at me. So I looked back and they turned to continue on, but looked and they were looking at me again so I turned and looked, they turned and looked the other way I continued on my way. Ever have that happen? They had this “Where do I know that Big Ugly Guy from” look on their face. Cuba is tall and thin always wears a ball cap and sunglasses. This person had a ball cap on, ear warmers and mirrored sunglasses, they were walking to their vehicle which was a new Range Rover. I did not think about it at the time but this person was someone well known in disguise, who else wears ear warmers a ball cap pulled down and mirrored sunglasses. I did not know who they were nor did I care but once I realized they could be someone well known I really started to stare, when they turned to look at me I turned the other way than a second later sneaked a peek. They started looking paranoid and when they pulled away in their nice big SUV they had that Deer in the headlights look. That was kinda fun I should find some more people to stare at after all I don’t have much of a life and this could turn things around for me. That person is probably still wondering who I am. Oh Well here are your Scanner Reports.

Scanner Reports, Friday:

• Train vs Semi Highway one at Brown.
• Goleta Valley Community Center 374pc Pee Pee or Poo Poo in public.
• Check the Welfare of a male laying on the side of the road on highway 154 at Armour Ranch.
• Juvenile refusing to go to school 500 Block of North Salsipuedes.
• Med Call for a leg injury in the 1100 Block of North College.
• Premises check Los Positas at the railroad tracks.
• Abandoned residence possible squatters Central at Douglas.
• Milpas at Quinientos 3 Drunks yelling
• Burglary suspect BUSTED coming out of a window in Hope Ranch.
• Felony hit and run Nogales at Bath, Thug in pickup truck vs subject in a wheel chair.
• Shoplifter at K-mart Male in 40’s wearing a hooding went to Cajan Kitchen.
• Trespassing the 76 Station 200 South Milpas.
• Suspicious Circumstances Planned Parenthood.
• Vehicle vs Pedestrian 502 East Haley injury accident.
• 415 Fight 4-6 Males 99 South Kellogg Goleta.
• Drunk disturbing Canon Perdido at State street.
• 2 Drunks refusing to leave a business at 202 State street.
• Campers Figueroa at Walnut at the gate that leads to the tracks.
• Suspicious white van in the 200 Block of West Constance possibly involved in Drug sales.
• Drunk female passed out at the wheel of a silver Chevy Malibu Los Positas at Modoc both went to jail.
• Traffic Accident Calle Real at El Sueno one of the drivers fled.

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

• Trespasser in the 5800 Block of Hollister.
• Premises check 200 Block of West Guiterrez.
• Leaf Blower Coast Village Road at Middle Road.
• 415 Subject vs Property Manager 500 Block of West Valerio.
• Over Dose 331 West Montecito.
• Threats investigation “To kill” on Carlo.
• A shoplifter who struck Ross for Less in 5 points suffered a medical emergency and was having seizures Fire Department, Medics, SBPD Responded. Some people are not meant to be crooks.
• Medical call fall victim 4420 Calle Real.
• 242 Assault 4100 Block of Vista Clara.
• Possible drug use going on inside a Blue van in the 500 Block of Ninos.
• 400 Block of North Canada loud music call.
• Stranded Motorist on Happy Canyon don’t sound like it.
• Subjects selling personal property in front of the Faulding Hotel 15 East Haley.
• 415 Family domestic 400 Block of Corona Del Mar.
• 415 Trespasser in the Lobby of the ER at Cottage 300 Block of West Pueblo.
• Wires down arcing 1400 Block of Calle Ladera in Lompoc.
• Vehicle Fire at the Chevron 1155 East Betteravia.
• 10851 1990 Totoya Camry from the 1000 Block of North Broadway.
• Trespasser 300 Block of West Valerio.
• Perkins at Highway 166 Physical rolling (in a vehicle) 415 Domestic Woman got beat up tried to jump out of the vehicle, was unconscious hanging out the window. Reporting party followed incident for several miles until the police caught up the reporting party deserves a medal.
• Suspicious subject taking pictures of the reporting party in their vehicle at Presto Pasta 2840 DLV.
• There was a man in Lompoc standing on a corner dressed in black with a gun threatening to shoot himself I did not get the name of the streets it sounded like he did it but could not personally confirm.-
• Shots Fired call SBSO in the area said possible Fire Works, said “Sounds like Fireworks.” Reporting parties on Highway 154, in the 4400 Block of La Palma, SBSO was at Hollister and Modoc. They always say it’s Fireworks.
• A gun was found in Pershing Park. There is alot of stuff that goes on here we never hear about.
• Sola at DLV traffic accident possible injury.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

• Suspicious subject going door to door salesman 400 Block of Plaza Rubio.
• 1144 Death at the MICA at Cottage Hospital, coroner.
• 20002 Non injury hit and run investigation Bath at Victoria streets.
• Code 40 drunk with a small knife in the area of Castillo and Shoreline, showed someone the knife but did not brandish it.
• Subject attempting to cross highway 101 either at Fairview or Turnpike there were reports for both locations though I’m sure it was only one i DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE.
• Medical call the Underpass at Santa Claus Lane Southbound 101 I do not know what type of Medical call it was.
• Check the welfare of a dog in a vehicle 111 East DLG.
• SBPD  was on a subject in the 200 Block of West Cabrillo.
• 1021 Report by Landline SBSO on a Scam.
• Medical call County Jail back of the IRC.
• Hydrant sheared 90 Highway 246 in Buellton.
• 415 Domestic 4200 Block of State street.
• Med call Fall victim 3800 Block of State street.
• Med call unknown type 1100 Block of San Andres.
• Premises check Ortega Park.
• Traffic Accident and argument over insurance Fairview at Manderian.
• 415 Family son was refusing to leave but left SBPD responded to check anyway 1000 Block of Portusuello
• Dog ran over by a vehicle on the freeway Highway 101 Southbound at Main in Santa Maria CHP Call.

Will that is all outta me for now Arthritis is really kicking mu ass past few days alot of pain yesterday both my hips were out pretty much I could barely walk then I have headaches UGH! It’s about that time of Flu shot season too noticed that the MILPAS UNDERPANTS got a good bleaching over the weekend gonna have to get me one of those roller walkers pretty soon the kind with the hand brakes Speed Racer…Have a great MONday-MONday…Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Tom Cat, Clancy, Thomicina, Tiger, Midnight, Merlin, Lola, PoPo, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Jonathan, C.J., Walter, Fred, Brad, Billy, Carl, Kent, Stan, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Marty, Cop John, David Cox, Poe, Bengy, Ricky, Pat, Mavis, Eddie, Bambi, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Isabelle, Jerry, Debbie, Ken, LUCY! John Hancock, Micky Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty and Chris willing we will see you on WEDnesday.  Later,  Roger