Scanner Reports 7-27-20

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Well according to the news it doesn’t look like the homeless camps along the railroad tracks and the freeway are going to be cleared any time soon. Maybe these vegetation fires are just another part of our new life that we need to accept. Perhaps if the President did his job when it needed to be done we would not have to change our life around COVID-19, but that is part of “Making America Great Again.” We better get used to it I guess maybe carry fire extinguishers in our vehicles just in case we’re in a position to help put one out. Although not on the freeway it’s too dangerous pulling over just call 911 the Fire Department will respond to put out the fires. There were a couple small ones over here on SaTURDay, really smoked up the old hood. I thought the fire was bigger than they said it was but it wasn’t just the way the wind was going I guess. I think we all outta build shanties and move down to the railroad tracks then we can have HoBo Stew every night cooked over an open campfire. It really isn’t a bad way to live if you’re poor, before it’s all over there are most likely going to be many more of us out there camping out. Maybe we can turn Santa Barbara into one big Happy Camp we can call it to get this I thought it up myself: “Camp Santa Barbara” There are some great recipes on YouTube for HoBo Stews, we could have sing-alongs in the evening after supper Bring the country back together instead of hating each other so much, All part of making America Gag Again just a thought….Here are your scanner reports…

Scanner Reports, Friday:

• First thing I heard was about this man they found in a ravine in the canyon but I never heard them say Winchester Canyon so I could not post it, Rest in Peace Kid.
• Industrial accident of sorts with someone’s arm caught in a machine Brown at Battervia Roads in Santa Maria.
• Check the Welfare of a man down in a field Main at Simas.
• Abandoned dog at McKenzie Park.
• 5150 in Carpinteria code 2 Medics
• Good Cup coffee shop on State street broken into and robbed over night.
• Premises check at Montecito and the Tracks.
• Needs help cannot speak freely over the phone 1500 Block of Bettervia.
• BOLO 5150 Female in her 30’s -40’s somewheres around the 100 Block of State street.
• Someone is driving a black Tacoma on the beach at LOOK OUT!!! Beach.
• 415pc Possible Road Rage at the Launch Ramp.
• 415 Domestic Stearns Wharf.
• Fall victim 816 Cacique PATH.
• 227 East Anapamu med call.
• Large Transient camp in the 5400 Block of Carpinteria Ave. They might be camping in our backyards pretty soon.
• Campers on the MILPAS Roundabout.
• 500 Block of Bath street 415 Domestic.
• UI Subject throwing items at vehicles from a motel room in the 3500 Block of State street.
• Med call unresponsive subject in the 1900 Block of Anacapa.
• Med call 1000 Block of CVR.
• Drunk trespassing SINNER passed out on the porch of Calvary Chapel, One North Calle Caesar Chavez.
• 3 Males harassing customers at the 76 Station  200 South Milpas.
• Suicidal Subject Cottage ER.
• Traffic accident highway 101 Northbound at Santa Monica Road.
• 245pc Stabbing at Alameda Park.
• Check the Welfare of a subject living in the 1500 Block of Garden street who is yelling and throwing things inside of his apartment.
• First Block of North Soledad a subject went up on a front porch looked at a package opened it, then went a couple doors away to his residence on the corner of Carpinteria and Soledad.
• Traffic Accident 101 Southbound at Las Positas.
• Subject refusing to leave or wear a mask in a business in the 1100 Block of CVR.
• Med call at Fire Station 6  1800 Block of Cliff.

Scanner Reports, Saturday:

• Fall victim near a swimming pool head injury might be combative..1900 Block of Jillinda.
• Med call at PATH 816 Cacique.
• Fire Alarms at the Rescue Mission 234 East 6th Street Ventura County.
• A suspicious subject on the junior HS Grounds 4500 Block of Foothill La Colina, HMA left a property across the street entered school grounds.
• PD Officer enroute to a residence in the 600 Block of Miramonte.
• Assault victim 450 East Harbor Ventura.
• Fall Victim Medical call 15 East Haley in a Room.
• Driver in 2017 Mercedes crashes into a parking lot wall 410 Meigs, Taco Bell appears to be UI.
• Snake bite Med call 1800 Block of East Cabrillo Fire and Medics responded twice there must have been 2 bites.
• Med call Fall from a 4 foot ladder on Palm Way in Buellton.
• 555 Mc Murray at the Marriott Hotel a father choked his son, Child Abuse they were in a green Tesla.
• Reckless vehicle black sedan in the 300 Block of West Valerio.
• Audible 459pc Alarm at the city attorneys office in the 700 Block of State street with an unauthorized male on scene with the wrong code.
• SBPD went to Jack in the Crack 501 North Milpas to pick up video.
• An old man wearing a straw hat took pictures of someones 14-year-old daughter in the 2900 Block of State street.
• City lot 9,  900 Block of Anacapa medical emergency.
• 415pc On a bus subject refusing to wear a mask. He must be really ugly, bus 621.
• 300 Block of Edison premise check.
• Possible suicidal subject on the railroad tracks at Santa Claus Lane.
• Male in a green Astro van watching children at Goleta Beach HMA dark T-Shirt, Dodgers cap.

Scanner Reports, Sunday:

• 1600 Block of Shoreline Drive truck 171 to assist engine 76 on an public assist.
• Traffic Accident highway 101 Northbound at Castillo.
• 200 Block of South Milpas medical call at the 76 Station.
• 459pc To a residence 2200 Block of F Street in Lompoc.
• Med call 600 Block of Junipero.
• Fuel Pump stuck in a vehicle at the Fuel Depot on Turnpike.
• Medical Aide fall victim 1100 Block of DLV.
• Smoke investigation 1100 Block of Walnut rekindle.
• Small vegetarian fire Twitchell Damn in Nipomo.
• 1000 Block of CVR Vehicle into a building minor injury.
• Subject breaking items in a store 4800 Block of South Bradley.
• 459 Audible alarm 1400 Block of Chapala.
• Smoke investigation outside 1100 Block of Walnut fire started up again smoldering.
• Med call 1200 Block of CVR.
• Subject refusing to leave 500 Block of Anacapa.
• Med call 5400 Block of Calle Real.
• Traffic accident highway 101 Northbound at Sheffield.
• Possible structure fire 1300 Block of North Broadway.
• 500 Block of South San Marcos Road drunk passed out in a front yard.
• Chapala an Anapamu Vandalism subject punched a windshield broke it sounded like it was a bus they got him down the street he’s probably out by now.
• Medical call Cabrillo Ball field 800 Block of East Cabrillo.

Sometimes when I go to Rite Aide on Sunday Morning there are some real characters in there. I saw a guy up at the register when I went in and could swear he was wearing a disposable diaper on his face. I had to look the other way to keep from laughing then just went back outside for a second. He came out and coughed right behind me. I could swear it smelled like crap. I got the hell out of his way quick poor guy must have problems wearing a dirty diaper on his face like that. Went back in the store, got my supplies, and got in line. There was a woman in front of me giving me a nasty look as I was 6 feet behind her. She was wearing a huge mask almost bigger than her little head. I guess she thought I should be further away. I paid no mind to her till she got up to the counter and bought a pack of cigarettes….I thought to myself How in the hell is she going to smoke a cigarette with that mask on? Why is she even wearing a mask? I know it’s none of my business but she gave me a dirty look that qualifies me to judge her…Have a Great MONday-MONday..Peter, Molly, Belinda, Midnight, Merlin, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Tom Cat, Tomicina, Tiger, Clancy, Lola, PoPo, Shadow, FREDDIE!, Maxwell, Liza, Zoey, Tiny, Andy, FISH HEADS ONE, TEO, AND THREE,Poncho, Denny,Zeke, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry, Eddie,Bambi, Lafayette, Ted, Pat, Mavis, Mark, Willie, Mrs. MacArthue, Auntie Helen, David Cox, Po,  Marty, Cop John Fire Fighter Robert Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Roger, Father Zimmerman, Joseph, Bengie, Ricky, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Kona, Crazy Ed, Isabelle, Jerry, Debbie, Ken, LUCY!, STOBE THE HOBO, KFC, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, John Havlick, Tom Petty, John Prime, Rich Mullins, Charley Bukowski, Lucky, Big Mac, Bill, John, Marianne, and Chris willing we will see you on WEDnesday.  Later,  Roger