Scanner Reports 6-30-17

Thank Dog it’s FRYday. I was walking down to Tri County Produce to fill my water jugs Thursday afternoon, got down near the railroad tracks at Milpas and heard someone yelling. I looked around all over, I could not understand what they was saying. Finally I saw this guy squatted down in the bushes, he was waving at me with one hand. I don’t know nor want to know what he was doing with the other; he was smiling. I kept walking, got my water. Coming back I noticed the guy was standing up and pulling his pants up. I was real glad that I didn’t go over and see what he wanted when he was waving at me. As I made it to the light, I turned and looked back. The look on his face he was staring at me; he looked like a Zombie. The light changed and I walked quickly across the street. I won’t be going that way for water for a while.

Here are your Scanner Reports, Wednesday:

•Medical call, Highway 101 NB State Street off-ramp, in a homeless camp, difficulty breathing.
•Domestic 1900 block of Red Rose.
•Overdose at the Motel 6, 4200 Via Real, in a room.
•2900 block of State Street, medical call for seizures.
•SBPD on a group at Oak Park.
•Subject eastbound on Haley yelling Assaulted. Another homeless subject.
•Suspicious subject walking around knocking on doors, 1100 block of Walnut, probably casing.
•Shots heard fired in the area of 5200 East Camino Cielo.
•Subject refusing to get out of reporting party’s vehicle in the 400 Block of East Cota.
•Ill subject medical call having DT’s, 300 block of South Voluntario.
•Non injury hit and run, Cabrillo at Calle Caesar Chavez.
•Subject sitting near or on a fountain in the 500 block of State Street.
•Group of disturbers, 535 State Street.
•Subjects disturbing at the Anacapa campsite at Carpinteria State Beach, 400 block of Palm.
•Check the welfare of a man by the waterline on the beach wearing blue swimming trunks, Cabrillo at Milpas.
•Juvenile problem on East Haley, juvenile refusing to go with his mother somewhere, don’t know where.
•Rubbish fire, small, 4400 block of Calle Real.
•Structure Fire 1800 block of Highway 166.
•Overdose at Ortega Park.
•Silent false alarm at SBCC Student Services, SBCC 721 Cliff Drive.
•Medical call, Milpas at Gutierrez, seizures.
•Moped rider at Friendship Manor, high on weed, DUI in IV.
•12 East Cota, subject in a brown greyish Volvo doing drugs, possible DUI.
•Suspicious circumstances; a large group of turkey vultures feeding on something on the West End of the Ellwood Bluffs. I never heard anymore or whom they were eating.
•Medical call overdose and seizures Montecito at Milpas.

Scanner Reports, Thursday:

•Premises check 1221 Chapala.
•Premises check McKenzie Park.
•Drunk Driver last seen on Oak Park Lane, a brown sedan registered to the first block of West Arrellaga, left Cottage Hospital drunk. Why would someone drive to Cottage Hospital drunk in the first place?
•Traffic accident heard but not seen in the 2800 block of Miradero.
•Check the welfare of a baby with a man at Rocky Nook Park who is smoking marijuana.
•Yelling transient with grocery cart in a parking lot, 900 block of North Milpas.
•422 East Cota, several vehicles burglarized in the parking lot, it was reported that someone who lives there did it.
•Unconscious subject, Paradise Campground, 3700 Block of Paradise Road, last heard the ranger was giving them CPR.
•Non injury hit and run, Anacapa at Carrillo, male driver, Illinois plates, has been drinking.
•Seems like everyone involved in a driving incident around here is drinking too.
•1400 block of Harborview, two balloons stuck in power lines.
•425 East Cota, burglary to a vehicle.
•Medical call ill subject who suffered a head injury several days ago in the 400 block of State Street.
•Screamer yeller in custody, Oak Park. Kinda sounded like Simon, haven’t seen him for a long time.
•4000 block of State Street, customer vs customer disturbance at gas station. One subject on a red and black Harley yelling racial slurs at the other customer.
•Male carrying an unknown L – shaped object in his waistband at Chapala and Micheltorena.
•Non-injury hit and run, Dearborne at Hollister.
•1400 State Street traffic stop and ticket given.
•Storke at Hollister, vehicle vs bicyclist.
•1100 Grass Valley Way, overdose.
•Drug activity near the Oak Park kiddie pool.

Saw some news item on Facebook where Rob Lowe says he saw Big Foot and he almost got killed. I guess that did not happen in Montecito, but on scene of where they are filming a new show and he’s the host. I have never heard of any Big Foots in Montecito. Maybe one will follow him home to his house on that street can’t remember that street he lives on. Anyway, have a great weekend. Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Clancy, Poncho, Jerry, Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, Cory, Magruder, Edwin, Don, Jonathan, C.J., Rambo, Sherry, Walter, Fred, Elmo, Isabelle, Jerry, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, and Chris willing, we will see you on Monday. Later, Roger