Scanner Reports 4-4-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

The beginning of the month, I’m always running around paying rent, buying food, so I usually miss calls like the airliner circling around in the channel. Those calls are scary, you don’t know what is happening if it’s going to crash, or where? Today is a weird day, woke up feeling kinda ill on top of everything else. Covered my bills then went to buynon-lethall mousey traps, then food, took a cab back cleaning up then Scanner Reports. Hope I’m not coming down with something. I got a letter from the city that a developer is going to build a 3 story Hotel right next door to where I live. Funny because I thought the address was a Historical Landmark. I remember women from some Historical group along with a photographer from the Nude Snooze Suppressed taking pictures of it years ago. It was the first Dairy in Santa Barbara or so I thought , I did not think you could build there but I guess if you have money you can do anything you want.

I’ll miss that old house, my cat was a stray over there with Old Jim Thatan when he was retired he’d sit in the yard and watch movies all day. Jim Thatan Sr. passed away over there in an RV he lived in in the back of the property, which was his property the house was split up into several apartments which were all rented out in the time. I have been here, 7 people died in that house most around the same time of suicides and overdoses. Old Jim passed away in August of 2014, 2 months later my Belinda was gone…Weird how one minute everything is going OK then suddenly everything that mattered in your life is gone. I have been through alot of crap in my life but that was the worse we were going to get married. Hopefully if I stay good I’ll be with her again. I miss the old days I miss the old Santa Barbara, the old way Good People Like Ted from Teds book store, and Jonesey walking up and down State street banging his pots and pans. I miss 3.50 Chickens at Arello’s market now Santa Cruz on West Montecito, and Picadally Square, Skandi’s Buffet on De La Vina, Queenie’s at State and Cota 40 years gone but in my memories forever.

The Alano Club at Christmas beautiful old wood floors and a real Christmas tree all lit up the old Solstices parades, Fiestas when I was young the Greek Deli at State and Ortega 2 dollars sand witches for lunch with a quart of beer all in my memory like heaven I hope that is where I go when my time comes back in the old days and old ways. Oh well I start thinking of the old days and everything else goes away I hope years from now when all these old places we live in are gone and Santa Barbara is left with 3 and 4 story hotels and condos all over the place we haunt them all that is what I would like to do. The politicians both democrat and republican are fighting over Heaven and who’s going to HELL. Fine with me this is my heaven Me, Belinda and the kitties will stay here in Purgatory scare the hell out of wealthy people in these condo’s here…I mean who would not want to spend eternity here in Santa Barbara? Sure would be better than spending eternity with a bunch of crappy old farts that want to take over the world. Will Anyway Here is your Scanner Reports…

Scanner Reports, Monday:

• Medical call 900 Block of Garcia road.
• Group of subjects drinking alcohol next to a brown van in the Athletic Club Parking lot 520 Castillo.
• Homeless subject yelling in the driveway of Wells Fargo 111 North Milpas.
• 415 Between a patient and a caregiver in the 1900 Block of San Pascual.
• 459 Burglary to a residence in the 200 Block of East Rice Ranch Road.
• Suspicious subject Olive at Anapamu possibly holding some type of gun? Real gun or flare gun I don’t think the police found the guy.
• Suspicious Dodge Ram in the Employee Parking at a business on Foothill resembles the same truck involved in a recent heist of a 10 foot Bunny near by.
• 459  Burglary To a residence on Del Playa in IV.
• 415 Domestic in the 1600 Block of Shoreline
• 415 Homeless subject disturbing in the 500 Block of State street.
• Vehicle fire after an accident 130 South Patterson.
• Illegal burn smoke check 2000 Block of Refugio Road.
• El Sueno at Calle Real vehicle accident unknown if injury.
• First South Milpas Down Voter illegally camping after his mommy threw him out of the basement.
• Code 40 Male in wheelchair in Circle K  200 South Milpas tearing the place up  trying to assault others.
• 415 Subject in the .99 Cent store challenging others to fight he was arrested.
• Domestic Violence in the Fed Ex Parking lot 23 South Hope blond-haired White male pulled woman’s hair forced her into his beater and old gold Lexus I think police got there before he got away.-
• Subject damaged a sign in front of a store 100 Block of East Haley.
• 23152 Drunk Driver 2400 Block of Cliff Drive silver Nissan Rouge registered 1800 Block of Bath street.
• Medical Em 200 South Milpas Circle K…Dispatch hears a subject saying “Tell them I’m having a seizure.” in the back round medical reported as seizures maybe he was faking?
• 242 Report from a Assault that took place at East Beach a few days earlier over a K-9 Dog Fight.

Scanner Reports, Tuesday:

• 211 Silent alarm no robbery at the Harbor View Inn bank machine 28 West Cabrillo.
• Homeless subject doing the 314 Indecent exposure in front of the Fall Down Hotel 15 East Haley.
• Suspicious subject looking into vehicles 100 Block of Anacapa.
• 1400 Block of Bath street Medical call.
• 415 Over child custody at the Sand Piper Mobil Home Park in Carp.
• Code 40, Female down Drunk in a planter at the Library 40 East Anapamu.
• 5150 Transport from San Marcos high school to Cottage Hospital.
• 242 Assault reported over the phone took place in Santa Barbara.
• 415 Homeless subject raising HELL at Little Caesars Pizza 21 North Milpas Free Pizza was yesterday.
• Fall victim in city lot 8/ 1000 Block of Anacapa.
• Adult female yelling at a kid 1500 Block of Bath.
• 5800 Block of El Carro in the Park Child Found.
• 415 Subject disturbing at Trader Joes 3000 Block of DLV.
• 415 Subject harrassing the ball players at Pershing Park.
• Engine 2 Public assist for a child stuck in a seat belt 914 Carpinteria street at Rabo Bank.
• Rice Ranch at Frontage wires down arcing.
• Injury accident vehicle vs motorcycle 324 West Montecito.
• Vehicle accident Farren Road at Vereda in Goleta unknown if injury.

Will rough day all outta me for now Have a Great Wednesday….Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Thomscina, Clancy, Midnight, Merlin, Tiger, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Fred, Walter, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, David Cox, Poe, Bengy, Ricky, Marty, Cop John, Pat, Mavis, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory,, Isabelle, Jerry, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on FRYday..Later,  Roger