Scanner Reports 3-2-18

By Roger the Scanner Guy

It’s a Full Moon and all the weird calls usually come out during a Full Moon. Last night I was watching the new 911 Show on Fox. I like that show, anyway, the screaming in one scene sounded a little too loud. I realized there was a female in our driveway yelling. I went out just as she exited heading toward the neighbors where she was screaming at some dude over there then she walked up and down Milpas and the 800 Block of Cacique screaming at other people. I didn’t call the law, she really wasn’t bothering me WEDnesday Evening entertainment in Rogers Halfway House. Someone had a blanket laid out next door in front of the flower shop it wasn’t enough for them to stay warm out there. I freeze inside but then I’m not a heater guy, always used blankets and an electric heater to stay warm. I can’t wait till Summer when my bones will be warm then I’ll be saying I can’t wait till Fall when everything starts to cool off. That 911 Show is kinda funny though. I’ll NEVER eat Sushi again for those of you that watch the show YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN….YUCKO! The tapeworm scene was just a little too much! I don’t have regular cable just one of those boxes that catches a few channels, it’s good enough for me. 

Heard this call the other day, stalker call ex-boyfriend watching his ex-girlfriends place BECAUSE HE KNEW She was Hiding a guy in her place from him. One of those “IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN HAVE YOU GUYS.” How Annoying. I’d say ” OK HONEY” AND SHOVE HIS ASS IN A WOOD CHIPPER. I remember when I was younger and had this weird jealousy crap running through my veins I was snappy and when I got angry I’d yell but there was no physical abuse on my part and I thought there was something wrong with me inside, (Anger Issues). I did not want to put anyone through that so after I sobered up I avoided situations and relationships that would put me there. Now I’m older and much different though set in my ways. Belinda was the Gal for me and now shes gone. I hope someday I’ll meet up with her again I have no desire for romantic relationships anymore. It’s too bad Folks don’t fix themselves before getting involved with others dragging their baggage into someone else’s life and messing them up. Folks got enough problems without some abusive BONE HEAD bringing their crap into it and messing them up more. Crazy things people do, I remember once my friend coming over to visit me and a Live In girl friend I went over to Calumet City to get some beer left them alone I should not have done that. I came back opened the door there they were Naked as Jay Birds on the couch. I unplugged my portable black and white Sears TV set and hit him over the head knocking him out cold then I dragged his naked ass outta my apartment and put him behind the wheel of his vehicle after turning it around and pointing it toward the exit. I turned the engine over and put it in drive the vehicle rolled across the street and crashed into a telephone pole. I was really lucky I did not kill that guy Stupid drunkin drama crap idiots like myself do it everyday over some stupid relationship that should have never happened in the first place. A few months later that guy was my friend again we laughed about the whole thing . The crazy things I did when I was drinking before I left town I slept with that guys fiance when he was at work, I still miss my TV set…I hear things like I did on the scanner and Shake my Head because I know what road those Folks are going down if they don’t get help for their problems…It is MUCH better to be alone then to be involved in a Sick Relationship Been There Done It Don’t Want To Go Back!

Scanner Reports Wednesday:

  • Traffic accident Bicyclist involved did not hear what, or who else was involved 7200 Block of Hollister.
  • Burglary to a vehicle wallet taken 5700 Block of Calle Real.
  • Check the Welfare of a subject in the 900 Block of East Haley.
  • Vandalism 1900 Block of Cliff Drive reporting party on the 1200 Block of Shoreline.
  • Stolen vehicle recovery First Block of East Yanonali.
  • SBPD Unit on the RR Tracks 200 Block of West Montecito.
  • Check the welfare of a Subject down Olive and Richardson.
  • Assault and Battery injuries 400 Block of East Yanolli the Labor Line.
  • 5150 Transport Cottage Hospital to PHF.
  • 415 Yeller Gutierrez and Olive.
  • 415 Domestic 300 Block of West Mission.
  • Fall victim Medical call 5700 Block of Calle Real.
  • Harbor Patrol on a Welfare check Marina 3.
  • Missing 12 year old never came home from SBJR High after school 1000 Block of East Cota sure they found him by now or we woulda heard more.
  • Injury accident Highway 101 Southbound on-ramp Las Positas.
  • Traffic accident unknown if injury Chapala at Quinto.
  • Leaf blower 100 Block of Cannon Acres.
  • Fall victim head injury 1600 Block of San Pasqual.
  • Cota at State street 415 Fight involving Homeless not sure the victim was though victim was a female who pressed charges. UNknown if the suspect was male or female but they went to jail, and their dog went to the animal shelter. Sad that the poor dog has to pay for the sins of it’s parent.
  • Code 40 Drunk disturbing at McDonalds on Milpas.
  • 415 Roommates 1200 Block of Chino they got called on twice.
  • Threats investigation 300 Block of West Ortega.

 

Scanner Reports Thursday:

  • 1600 Block of State street fall victim hip injury those SUCK!
  • Battles at Miller injury accident Santa Maria.
  • 20002 Non injury hit and run 500 Block of Castillo street white work truck with roofing materials on top last seen East Bound on Cota.
  • Someone from Notre Dame school called 911 and hung up 33 East Micheltorena street.
  • Medical call Buena Vista 160 South Patterson.
  • Vehicle rollover highway 166, 20 miles East of highway 101 vehicle off the road.
  • Subject threatening to kill the reporting party, (no weapons seen) 700 Block of West Arrellaga.
  • 10851 Vehicle stolen from the 500 Block of East DLG, Found in the 600 Block of East Ortega near the Park…I thought that park was cleaned up.
  • Fall victim in the courtyard 535 East Yanonali the Rescue Mission.
  • Medical Emergency at the Santa Barbara County Jail.
  • Burglary to a vehicle 300 Block of Vista De La Cumbre.
  • Medical call 300 Block of North Gate drive.- Suspicious subject associated with a brown Chevy BMA, 6500 Block of Sarbo Tarde going through peoples trash never seen in the area before.
  • Suspicious RV Unknown if occupied in the 2200 Block of Stanwood.
  • Disabled vehicle thought to be in an accident pushed off the freeway by Engine 4, Highway 101 Northbound at Las Positas.
  • Female beating up a small grey sedan….”Hey pick on someone your own size!” at Olive and DLG.
  • Druggy deal hand to hand 800 Block of State street witness reported seeing white powder exchanged.
  • Elevator rescue 1100 Block of Anacapa, Citizens Bank.
  • Cottage hospital security chasing an Elderly  Drunk man around the hospital he has short grey hair is wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt and carrying a Trader Joes Bag..”.Walter is that you!?”..Trespasser at the Canary Hotel.

 

I ran into an old friend of mine, 64 years old with 6 months to live, got it terminal. He and his wife she has 4 months he is an addict hit me up for a couple bucks. I gave it to him no question not only because he is a Marine once a marine always a marine he is also a good friend. He doesn’t look like he is going to make it but he accepts it and like a Marine he is Brave even in the face of Death. God Bless Him and all other veterans too. Will that’s enough outta Me for now Alittle SLOW for a Full Moon Anyway still having problems with the dryer I can’t lift it and the neighbor can only check it out if it’s up high he cannot work on it because he cannot bend so well anymore I don’t really know what I’m going to do about it got other things going on too Anyway Have a Great Weekend……Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Thomasina, Midnight, Merlin, Clancy, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Jonathan, C.J., Elmo, Kent, Carl, Stan, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Rambo, Sherry, Brad, Billy, Walter, Fred, Bommy, Poppy, Marty, Cop John,  Bengy, Ricky, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, David Cox, Poe, Isabelle, Jerry, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on MONday-MONday… Later, Roger

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