Scanner Reports 12-18-19

By Roger the Scanner Guy

When I was younger about 30 or so years ago someone told me that I had a lot in common with this well known Christian musician named Rich Mullins and I said something about the guy being a “Yuppie Goody Two Shoes pansy-ass” then told them where to “get off.” Will the other day I saw a movie about Rich Mullins and this Pansy Ass cried all the way through it. It blew me away, both grew up in Indiana with basically the same kind of Father. He did not get beat up that was the only difference but wow, sometimes it takes me a little time for me to take good advice, 30 years or so. It’s too bad he passed away but there are a lot of interviews with him on YouTube, as well as his concerts. I used to listen to his music all the time and did not know it as he wrote for Amy Grant and I had a couple tapes of hers. Sometimes when I look in the mirror I see a bag of hammers. 

Saw this notice on a friend’s Facebook page that a woman walking her dog to Inspiration Point on the 15th of this month was attacked by 2 Jack Russell Terriers that were unleashed while the owners of the Jack Russell’s laughed at her running away, the female was bitten twice. When she confronted the couple with their dogs the dog’s mom threatened to sue her and refused to exchange information. I’d be kinda angry if something like that happened to me. I would not be interested in using or having the dogs locked up in Doggy Jail I would be really angry. I hope the victim finds these people.so they can be bought to Justice.

Will just 8 More Shoplifting Days till Christmas I have already gotten a couple things which is good looking forward to my Little Caesars gift cards from one of my Sisters. I sent my family all gift cards so much easier packages are harder and you have to wrap gifts UGH!!! I don’t like wrapping gifts got all the stuff it will be a miracle if I wrap any. Sure has been chilly at night my electric bill will probably be pretty high as I been using an electric space heater to stay warm not looking for when it gets colder. HERE IS YOUR SCANNER REPORTS.

Scanner Reports, Monday:

  • Check the Welfare of a subject down in the bushes 315 West Haley Street.
  • 242pc Suspect threw water on the victim 400 Block of Anacapa.
  • SBPD attempting to locate a subject in the 800 Block of East Anapamu.
  • 415 Transient yelling at Ross Dress for Less, female.
  • Med call 100 Block of Orange Ave in Goleta.
  • 9th at Elm Vehicle vs Bicyclist in Carpinteria injuries.
  • SBPD Officer on a subject in the Law Library in the Old Court House.
  • Med Call 3050 Los Positas McKenzie Park.
  • STABBING ON STATE AND DE LA GUERRA STREETS (read more here)
  • Med call 3700 Block of State street
  • Vehicle vs Pedestrian 633 East Cabrillo these accidents never fare well for pedestrians on Cabrillo Blvd.
  • Just a couple Drunks jacking up a mentally ill homeless guy in the Milpas Underpass nothing to see here
  • 459 Squatters breaking into a vacant residence in the 1300 Block of Punta Gorda, Burglary
  • Premises check at Skaters Point
  • Reckless Driver in a blue BMW DLV at Mission street
  • 415 Transient 29 East Cabrillo
  • Missing person First Block of North Alisos did not hear anymore
  • Minor injury Accident Highway 101 Southbound Just North of Mission Street
  • Illegal camper 401 West Carrillo
  • Audible alarm in the area of State and Quinto streets
  • Parking violation 17 West Haley.
  • Check the Welfare of a subject living in the 1000 Block of West Valerio
  • Subject under the influence in the Starbucks at 1990 Cliff Drive female having trouble standing.
  • 5 Subjects inside a vacant house in the 400 Block of North Quarantina Squatters They are all over the place
  • Subject refusing to leave Bates Beach Ranger on Scene SBSO Responding.

 

Scanner Reports, Tuesday:

  • Transient  having a medical issue at Motel 6 in Carpinteria
  • Transient refusing to leave address in the 3700 Block of State street Has been Drinking.
  • 400 Block of Pine in Lompoc Structure Fire Response for gas incident
  • Older male going through trash holding a pair of Scissors, Transient 400 Block of Old Coast Highway.
  • Suspicious vehicle in a carport occupied 102 North Hope possibly transients
  • Premises check Vera Cruz Park.
  • At a residence on Refugio subject with a rifle harassing residents.
  • Landlord-Tenant issue 900 Block of Ward Drive.
  • East Bound from 700 East Anapamu black Honda swerving 23152.
  • Premises check Ortega Park
  • Transient refusing to leave Motel 6 5500 Block of Carpinteria Avenue
  • Med call PATH 816 Cacique
  • Hit and Run non injury Home Depot Market Place grey Toyota Tundra registered in Santa Barbara
  • Med call 1000 Block of Tunnel Road
  • Code 40 male in the 1000 Block of Chapala
  • Black male adult changing clothing in a changing room with the door open 900 Block of State street
  • State and DLG Stabbing possibly Transient involved
  • Med call subject passed out in a vehicle in a driveway 3600 Block of Eileen Way
  • Drunk male 200 Block of Chapala street
  • Vehicle accident with fuel leaking 751 South Kellogg Hazardous condition
  • Transient refusing to leave address in the 3700 Block of State street again
  • Subject trespassing 602pc  400 Block of DLG
  • Combative patient at Cottage Hospital. SBPD Responded code 3.
  • 484 Theft of wine 2 HMA’s headed North on Chapala

 

Saw my buddy Tony the otter day over by Rite Aide haven’t seen him in a month of SUNdays snuck up on me as I was gumming down a Little Caesars Pizza scared the Hell outta me he was on a bicycle yelled Jumped almost dropped the Little Caesar’s Gold…Tony used to work at Pet Co on South Milpas then they moved Sprouts rented the site and was supposed to open awhile back but I don’t think they ever will..First I heard November 2019, then January 2020, then maybe May 2020, now August  What the Hell how long does it take to put in a grocery store?…Anyway that is all outta me for now Have a Lovely WEDnesday or HUMP Day which ever you prefer…Peter, Molly, Belinda, Midnight, Merlin, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Tom Cat, Tomicina, Tiger, Clancy, Lola, PoPo, Shadow, FREDDIE, Maxwell, Tiny, Andy, Fish Heads One and Two, Poncho, Denny, Zeke, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO,  Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry, Eddie, Bambi, Lafayette, Ted, Pat, Mavis, Mrs MacArthur, Auntie Helen, Mark, Willie, Bengie, Ricky, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Marty, Cop John, David Cox, Po, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Crazy Ed, Debbie, Ken, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY!,STOBE THE HOBO, KFC, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, John Havlick, Ron Santo, Little Mac, Tom Petty, and Chris willing we will pee you on FRYday.  Later,  Roger

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  1. There was a homeless person asleep on the grass in a few sleeping bags the other day very near the dog park. He could have been dead. Dog walkers had to walk around him and people didn’t know what to do. It was very sad. Sounds like MacKenzie still needs ongoing monitoring. Please report to the police who should then get the public services involved to take the vagrants to a safe place. When will SB solve this problem.

  2. It’s not that people don’t know what to do. It’s that the people of this town are so used to all the vagrants they probably just tuned it out. I thought that the dog park being there would drive away the illegal behavior, but it’s still there. Law enforcement’s hand are tied. They want to enforce laws, but the courts, with the help of our public defenders office(who are some of the biggest enablers of this behavior) get them reduced sentences and on the streets.

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