Scanner Reports 1-9-18

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By Roger the Scanner Guy

Some places still serve "All you can Eat Fish and Chips." My favorite Fish and Chip dinners were back home where Lake Michigan. Perch was the chosen Fish, I have some cod in the freezer maybe I'll save it for next week since I have been eating too many potatoes lately. I was thinking the other night about my thin skin, it's looking pretty good lately as the rotten comments and down votes are not bothering me much anymore. I'm starting to enjoy them, I know that sounds little sick but I cannot help but laugh at the fools who are so bothered by what I say that they have to take time out of their day to shoot a poison dart my way. It's bothering them more than me if someone has to put me down they must not have much of a life at all, I don't know whether to cry, pray, or feel sorry for them.

Anyway hearing some calls in the evening in Montecito. The police, County Sheriffs, and hired security guards are doing a righteous job of protecting Montecito to the best of their ability. As soon as a suspicious vehicle call goes out they are on it. The other night there was a call in on a Toyota Sedan at East Valley and 192 cruising the area slow no more of a description on the vehicle within moments patrol vehicles and law enforcement was there checking the area. A security guard reported hearing yelling just down the road from the 1200 Block of East Valley toward the ocean acouple moments later patrol was there to check it out. Then there was a report of a woman screaming, I could not make out the street but they knew and responded. The other day there was a guy taking pictures of a home when approached by a neighbor he drove off his license plate number revealed an address in Los Angeles County. I wonder if some of the criminals committing crimes like burglary, or robbery in Santa Barbara from other towns actually came here to loot Montecito and saw the police presence and decided to break the law in Santa Barbara before going home with their tails between their legs. What's funny is they come here in the first place thinking it's going to be an easy small town hit, sometimes they are lucky but eventually they get caught. A friend of mine works in Montecito and tells me it's almost like an abandoned town as there isn't a lot of people around sounds like a set up to me like a Venus Fly Trap if it looks like no one is around rest assured they are watching.

Here are your Scanner Reports, WEDnesday:

  • 2 Subjects 415 Bothering customers and Staff at Starbucks 1235 State street one is wearing a blue hat, the other a bow tie.
  • Reckless driver around Carpinteria City Hall WMA in a grey Dodge Ram.
  • Vehicle vs Pedestrian in front of Carpinteria High School 4800 Block of Foothill.
  • Subject refusing to leave Albertsons on Calle Real 5800 Block.
  • 5150 Female slapped another female 242 Assault Downtown on Chapala caught on First block of West Arrellaga.
  • Unknown type Medical call 2800 Block of State street.
  • Found property in the Public Market 38 West Victoria in the manager's office.
  • SBPD on a group of subjects near the railroad tracks.
  • Medical call County Jail 4436 Calle Real.
  • Hot car Lojack hits Cacique and Milpas area found 200 Block of West Carrillo.
  • A white BMW was taken from the Santa Barbara Auto Group Hope street at Calle Real.
  • White Ave 2300 Block medical call.
  • Subject sitting at a table in a restaurant refusing to leave 800 Block of East Montecito.
  • 415 Domestic 100 Block of Orange Ave in Goleta.
  • 415 Domestic on Humphrey road.
  • Police on a bicyclist Milpas and Haley.
  • Subject with a warrant 1700 Block of Chino.
  • Possible prostitution out of a black SUV, Alta Vista at Micheltorena.
  • Suspicious subjects outside a residence on Alvarado.
  • Yelling heard toward the ocean from the 1200 Block of East Valley.
  • Suspicious vehicle Toyota sedan East Valley at 192.


Scanner Reports, Thursday:

  • 415 Subject refusing to leave PATH 816 Cacique.
  • Traffic Stop first Block of South Quarantina a Mercury, clear.
  • Drunk passed out 647F  Maple at Carpinteria Avenue.
  • Dog bite juvenile victim 700 Block of Hill street.
  • Several small brush fires Baseline at Still Meadow Buellton.
  • Medical Call S.B. County jail.
  • Vegetation Fire 1300 Block of Alamo Pintado.
  • Premises check Ortega Park.
  • Subject refusing to leave a shoe repair store 130 East Haley I did not know that was there.
  • 594 Vandalism First Block of East Arrellaga.
  • Suspicious subject possibly casing 100 Block of Mira Flores WMA in a grey Hoodie riding a cruiser bike.
  • Fall victim with an arm injury 1900 Block of Bath street.
  • 242 Assault or Battery at Val Verde 3700 Block of Modoc Road.
  • 415 Subject refusing to leave Risk Mangement 105 West Anapamu.
  • 2 Subjects refusing to leave the area 800 Block of Ashley.
  • Check the Welfare of a subject living in the 6700 Block of Trigo.
  • Fall victim at the Santa Barbara Museum of Art.
  • Male in the Woman's restroom 1200 Block of Shoreline.
  • Auto burglary Calle Creaspas at State street.
  • Possible vegetation Fire 2500 Block of Wild Oak Road in Lompoc.
  • Premises check 422 East Cota street.


Will dat is all outta me for now Have a Wonderful Weekend eat lots of Fish and Fries....Peter, Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Midnight, Merlin, Clancy,  Thomacina, Fish Head One, Poncho, Jerry, Jonathan, C.J., Brad, Billy, Walter, Fred, Carl, Stan, Kent, Elmo, Patrick, Christy, Bommy, Poppy,Jim, Diana, Rambo, Sherry,David Cox, Poe, Bengy, Ricky, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Marty, Cop John, Isabelle, Jerry, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Tom Petty, and Chris willing we will see you on MONday-MONday.

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a-1518318504 Feb 10, 2018 07:08 PM
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" I was thinking the other night about my thin skin, it's looking pretty good lately as the rotten comments and down votes are not bothering me much anymore."

Large numbers of recent hidden comments suggest otherwise.

Roger Feb 11, 2018 07:46 AM
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Actually I can tell by my down votes and your trolling up votes that the trolls are much more bothered by the comments than I am....Some people only have lives when they are trying to make others miserable what sad lives you must have I feel bad for you alittle.

Roger Feb 10, 2018 07:51 PM
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I am not in charge of deleting comments and your anonymous..Typical

Roger Feb 09, 2018 11:39 AM
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Flicka is winning with all the down votes you must have struck a cord GOOD for Us your on the Team!

Flicka Feb 09, 2018 10:45 AM
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Roger, You have the right attitude about the dorky critics. It's more about them than about you. The best way to irritate them is to let it all roll off you like water off a duck. Most of us appreciate your scanner reports and your delightful essays. Just keep up the good work. Hope you get some fish and chips. Sounds yummy, I like them too.

Roger Feb 09, 2018 10:05 AM
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I think I shut off around that time for TV On my non cable antenna TV Law and Order evening love them old shows white vans are always suspect for some reason if I had a white van I'd paint it another color even if I couldn't afford it and had to roll it out with latex...Cracker Barrel sounds good I usually don't go to restaurants because I trashed my false teeth and look like Mister Bill when I open my mouth people laugh at me and I feel self conscious.. I recently joined AARP (for the black backpack) But the added plus with be the card so I can cop,(no pun intended) the senior discount...I'm glad someone loves my Scanner Reports...Fish and Chips I really don't know haven't been out to eat for along time I would go with Trader Joes and cook BUT THE BREADED STUFF SOUNDS GOOD.....I'd find an All you can eat joint somewhere....Cracker Barrel yummy.

TWOSCOOPS Feb 09, 2018 09:23 AM
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Fish and Chips. Yum. I like the lightly battered fish. Do you know where can I buy some good fish and chips? Strange you would bring that up today, as I've been thinking about it recently. It's time for some good eatin' this weekend. Also, Roger, have you ever eaten at Cracker Barrel? There will be one this fall in Santa Maria. I like the sides, mostly veggies (like turnip greens), and mashed potatoes or dumplins. $7.99 for 4 sides and it fills me up. Plus, for seniors, you can order from the kid's menu if you're on a budget.

REX OF SB Feb 09, 2018 05:17 PM
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TWOSCOOPS: The best fish & chips on the South Coast are to be found at Cody's Cafe at Hollister & Turnpike, and the Mesa Cafe in the Mesa Shopping Center. The fish is fantastic—breaded just the right amount without being "heavy." And I say this as someone who doesn't even like fish, but theirs is delicious.

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