Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports. "If you don't want to make the news, don't. It's as simple as that."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Never joke or tell anyone you have a bomb, because it is no joke."

Roger has the scanner reports. "The road is all the rage, been hearing these calls lately."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A subject was shoving employees of Cottage Hospital, had a knife but threw it in a trash can. Wow, there are bigger pain the asses at the hospital than ME!"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Police were trying to locate someone I don't want to say where because I don't like to ruin surprises and I'm not sure if they found the person yet"

Roger has the scanner reports. "I am not a Doctor or it would say on the tee shirt Doctor Roger the Scanner Guy."

Roger has the scanner reports. "At Wells Fargo on 3804 State Street in the back parking lot, a white male dressed all in black was talking about shooting people and pointing at them."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Maybe it's just best not to go anywhere anymore since violence can happen anywhere: the Waffle house, the Movie House, even walking down the street."

Roger has the scanner reports. "In the 2000 Block of Cliff Drive, a male wearing beenie was seen checking mailboxes heading west bound, police were unable to locate."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I heard of 3 vehicles in the city taken this week leaving the keys in the ignition."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Reporting party reporting that someone is staring at them at Caesar Chavez and Cabrillo by the bathrooms."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There's a new Horror Movie out, a true story that happened in Santa Barbara. It's called, 'Roofers with Leaf Blowers on Plaza Rubio.'"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Squatter on the Roof of the old Verizon store at 634 State Street, seen but not caught."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Since the shootings at the high school in Parkland, Florida there have been numerous threats everyday toward schools in America."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Some people that go missing end up as homeless."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A child was bitten by a rattlesnake in the 5500 Block of Paradise Road."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I miss the old days I miss the old Santa Barbara, the old way Good People Like Ted from Teds bookstore, and Jonesey walking up and down State street banging his pots and pans."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Drunk sleeping on a couch on someone's front porch in the 1300 Block of Bath Street."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Suspicious male taking pictures of homes in the 1200 Block of East Valley says he is from the County Clerks office wearing an orange vest."

Roger has the scanner reports. "If a disaster strikes, are you ready?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Check the welfare of a 3-day-old infant at O'Malleys with two women."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Checking out my bucket yesterday it was filled to about 3 and a half inches of rainwater."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Well everyone stay dry and safe!"

Roger has the scanner reports. "A large vehicle, RV,  parked near Hot Springs on School House for a few days, probably a resident who lost their home, jus sayin."

Roger has the scanner reports. "It was 45 years ago this month, the first time I ran away from home."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Hearing a camper in a tent at Ortega Park, there's camping there now? Interesting."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Seems like every day we all have a chance to learn from someone else's example, but not many people seem to learn..."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Today kiddies, we are going on a Field Trip to County Jail."

Roger has the scanner reports. "So I guess we got a prowler over there in the Las Positas area."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I was looking at the Easter Candy in the RiteAide ad and saw all the usuals. I remember when I was a kid my grandmother had candy dishes sitting out all over the place all filled with Brach's candy."