Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports. "Subjects urinating at the entrance to Paseo Nuevo in the first Block of West DLG. This is why we cannot have nice things."

Roger has the scanner reports. "When I left home the 2nd time after getting the boot from the Navy and being told to go home by the FBI as I was a witness against my will in a theft case, I took Wood Jesus with me."

Roger has the Scanner Reports. "Wow, was watching the Ten P.M. News on  Friday evening and saw the neighborhood anger toward the Marijuana dispensary in the 100 Block of North Milpas."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Holidays. I always try to like them, try to be grateful for something."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Trolls have been with us for thousands of beers, they come from Scandinavia, Norway, and Iceland way back when they lived in caves in the mountains."

Roger has the scanner reports. "The other evening I took a break from listening to the scanner and went to bed early, it felt wonderful. Sometimes it's best to just stop and let the world go by."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I guess I have a few holes in me too but I'm grateful for the little I have and for people like that man at the recycling center."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Poor little kids don't know what is going on but soon they will when shooting drills become as commonplace as Fire Drills, and Storm Disaster, and Earthquake Drills."

Roger has the scanner reports. "SBPD on a subject in front of Crown Liquor, there is always a drunk laying out there like an advertisement."

Roger has the scanner reports, "Well, at least that commenter called me by my first name when they called me a hypocrite."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Some people look at dirty magazines, I look at food catalogs."

Roger has the scanner reports. "The travelers we got around here now are nothing like the Old School Magruders we used to have."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I have a cat or he has me and I am very close to the snot I am, in fact, the cat's servant."

Roger has the scanner reports. "You can always tell when Election Day is nearby, the sweet smell of bull manure in the air."

Roger has the scanner reports. "It is better to go through life with just a couple close friends because you get all mixed up in other peoples head trips."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Heard an audible alarm in the background of a police call, it was a burglary in the 3300 Block of State street. I think there is a crew of Smash and Grabbers out there."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Sure has been hot outside lately I always tell folks to drink a lot of water and forget about myself. I have been good the past few days, didn't forget this time and life is so much more comfortable when you do the right things."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Social Media is important for getting the news out quick it puts pressure on the professional News Agencies who are starting to become obsolete compared to online news sources."

Roger has the scanner reports: "Report of a mountain lion sighting in the 500 block of E. Canon Perdido. A few minutes later the call was canceled, the mountain lion was the neighbor's dog."

Roger has the scanner reports.  I was reminded on Monday of the stupid things people do when they are drunk that make the news, and am glad that I sobered up before social media became popular.

Roger has the scanner reports.  So instead of visiting someone in the County Jail, she is now an inmate at the County Jail.

Roger has the scanner reports. I went home and got my broom and dust pan, came back and swept it all up.

Roger has the scanner reports.  I just saw the biggest butterfly. 

Roger has the scanner reports.  Do people really think that deceased folks wait in their graves for something to piss them off from their former life so they can "roll in their graves"?

Roger has the scanner reports.  In my opinion, people should be thoroughly checked out and educated before being allowed to own a gun. 

Roger has the scanner reports. I been thinking that if we would all just shut up and quit calling each other Snowflakes, Crybabies, Redneck Punks, Warmongers and the like, and started being nicer to each other, things like this horrible thing in Vegas might not happen.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Next week I'll be walking around wearing my official NFL San Francisco 49ers shirt.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Well folks, watch your step.

Roger has the scanner reports.  I hope you do the right thing; I'm pretty sure you will.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Sometimes I wonder if I'm in Heaven on Earth.