Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports. "Campers at Tri-County Produce, I never thought about camping there, I bet you could really stretch out in the front and block yourself from the road."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A road rage victim was followed to Tuckers Grove by the aggressor, CHP responded and I heard no more."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I was thinking of what to call my NeighborHOOD and I came up with The Loon District because we have alot of Loons down here."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Subject refusing to leave Woodys and is draining his lizard in the 5100 Block of Hollister, I guess he showed them!"

Roger has the scanner reports. "A shoplifter who struck Ross for Less in 5 points suffered a medical emergency and was having seizures... some people are not meant to be crooks."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Ex-boss refusing to leave ex-employees home in the 300 Block of West Sola, been there twice now. Must have been a good employee."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Four women got into a ruckus over a dryer at Wash for Less."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Real men love cats."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Was there a train derailment due to an earthquake in both 1978 and 1980 in Goleta?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Male harassing female at work asking for her phone number in the 100 Block of North Fairview."

Roger has the scanner reports. "In the swimming pool area of the Hyatt, there was a subject (WMA) in his 30's, harassing women and making unwanted sexual advances toward them."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A bloody knife was found in the area of Storke and Hollister, if you call the S.O. with the exact location you left it, maybe they will give it back."

Roger has the scanner reports. "People were smoking marijuana outside the Library this morning, I hope they were not in possession of any straws."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Sansum Clinic's pharmacy was burglarized at 215 Pesetas Lane."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Suspicious male taking pictures of the reporting party at the beach in the 800 Block of Shoreline Drive."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Drunk subject walking toward Montecito street from the 300 Block of Calle Caesar Chavez."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Neighbors not getting aBong in the 500 Block of West Arrellaga, if they got a Bong they would get along."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Remember someone is always watching and waiting for the opportunity to make money the easy way by stealing it."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Male harassing females in the parking lot of Crown Liquor, sounds like a real catch."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Every time someone is missing, especially at risk, the police go all out looking for them. Great Job SBPD." 

Roger has the scanner reports. "Medical call for a stingray zap at the Carpinteria State Beach."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There can never be enough reminders when it comes to things like the heat."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I keep hearing these calls that include the suspect walking around with their Pants down."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A couple weeks ago I was in Trader Joes and an employee that works there told me that 3 times his house has been on fire due to Homeless camp warming/cooking fires."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Aggressive subject taking a shower in the Kids World bathroom."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Well, I certainly did not expect the events of this past weekend."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There were a lot of fireworks down here on the Lower East Side, a lot of 'yellers' too."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Squatters are on the agenda again. I was one when I first got here sleeping in an old gas station in the 500 Block of Santa Barbara Street."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I cannot believe with all the crap to do in Santa Barbara there are kids playing chicken with the trains."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Once upon a time long, long ago in a land far away called the Natural History Museum was a security guard crying his eyes out like a big cry baby."