Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports. "You can choose to accept me or not, if you don't like what I say don't read it."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Suspicious circumstances in the 600 Block of East Ortega, 2 subjects in a suspicious vehicle. I thought that park was all cleaned up, another political promise down the tubes, I hear things in Ortega Park all the time."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Once upon a time, long, long ago, a man named Peter Sklar took interest in my rants and offered to let me post things I heard over a police scanner and rant a little here on edhat."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Shooting at the Glass Factory on E Camino Cielo, young man was shot. I don't know the exact circumstances but heard through the grapevine it might have been an accidental shooting."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I have been hearing about campers sleeping in homeowners, and renters yards for some time now."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Looks like weather is coming."

Roger has the scanner reports. " I was thinking the other night about my thin skin, it's looking pretty good lately as the rotten comments and downvotes are not bothering me much anymore."

Roger has the scanner reports. "The other day I heard a call where a guy was smoking weed in his car and the reporting party told the police he had a gun and he was going to go outside and keep the subject at gunpoint for police."

Roger has the scanner reports. "At 10 years of age, I was one of many people in a crowd of people to greet Robert Kennedy when he came to our hometown."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I love living in Santa Barbara, everyone watches out for each other here, it's nice."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Well these two recent disasters we had made me unsure of things a bit, kinda knocked me off balance a bit."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Gee, what is up with these young folks nowadays eating and smoking Tide Pods?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Back in the day, August 2009 or thereabouts, Peter Sklar asked me to write the Scanner Reports."

Roger has the scanner reports. "This morning I heard this one Male walked down State street from Anapamu holding what looks like a gun to his head."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Some people work to make a living, some people steal to make a living."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A horrible tragedy occurred in our community, this is our community, our people experienced a great loss and it ain't no friggen time to be pointing fingers."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Village Cheese and Wine shop have been feeding hungry responders since the disaster in Montecito occurred for free and they are open to receive donations to continue feeding our heroes."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I don't want to be sad but I am sad, I cannot stop thinking about Montecito and the people that live there and how bad I feel for them."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A friend on Facebook mentioned that some Homeless folks sleep near the Rail Road tracks between Olive Mill Road to the Zoo and he was concerned that some might have been swept up by the mudslide."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I have no words for what happened in Montecito, but I have many tears."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Hopefully we will get a good rain and the crime will cease for a bit."

Roger has the scanner reports. "It's that time of the year again when travelers flock to the warmer sections of the country and stay in winter shelter, of course, ours is not open."

Roger has the scanner reports. "The guessing games of murder and violence in Santa Barbara: Who, What, Where, Why, When, How."

Roger has your New Year Scanner Reports. "I don't want to quit coffee just cut back sometimes. I'll quit eating French fries when they pull them out of my cold dead hands, French Fries are too hard for me to give up."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A vehicle took out a kiosk arm in the 600 Block of Anacapa, it used to cost 20 bucks, must be more now."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Well, Christmas was good, got a lot of neat presents, and had some serenity."

Roger has your Christmas scanner reports. 

Roger has the scanner reports. "Ashes to ashes, damn things."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I think those firefighters saved our bacon and our town.

Roger has the scanner reports. "Saturday morning I woke up to the heavy odor of smoke opening my eyes."