Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports. "A short 'Failure to Yield' in Carpinteria with someone in a grey Prius near Carpinteria and Palm, the suspect was taken into custody gunpoint."

Roger has the scanner reports. "In City Lot 2 a subject is throwing fruit down on vehicles from the top of a nearby Hotel. Apples, Lemons, FREE FRUIT EVERYONE! Police responded looked around unknown if the found the thrower."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Suspicious subject digging holes around a kiosk 500 Block of Anacapa hope he has a treasure map."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Campers blocking the sidewalk in the 900 Block of Cacique, police ran one for warrants and he is a registered child molester. It's always good to know who is camping in your HOOD."

Roger has the scanner reports. "To each their own, unless I don't agree with your lifestyle."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Report of a suspicious vehicle in the 1900 block of Cliff Drive with 2 subjects in the vehicle since9 am with open containers."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Every mode of transportation has been used while committing crimes."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A drunk hit a delivery man in the 600 block of W. Cota for some unknown reason... oh he was drunk. Weed smokers don't do that sort of thing."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Transient refusing to leave the church 6000 Block of Shirrell in Goleta. They don't have any problems in Goleta because they throw people out of church."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Someone painted graffiti in big letters in my MILPAS UNDERPANTS."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Med call for someone who had his leg ran over by a trailer on FRYday and cannot walk."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Homeless issue at Shoreline Park."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Funny thing about that Homeless Trailer Park at Castillo and Carrillo is that a few years back I thought a place like that here in Santa Barbara might work."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Report of a violent camper at Carpinteria State Park challenging others to fight, kicking, punching things. He's older white male, probably reading Facebook."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Ventura County Sheriff Announcement of the shooting death of Sgt. Ron Helus at 6am Thursday morning...Thank You for your Service, Rest in Peace Sir."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I get some ugly looks from people walking around sometimes looking the way I do."

Roger has the scanner reports. "When you get sick and you don't know what is going on you tend to get crabby."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Citizen reporters like myself have to restrain themselves from reporting some things too quickly especially when personal information is involved or someone's life can be in danger."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Happy Halloween!"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Funny I never hear any police calls at the Medical Marijuana Dispensary next door."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There are a lot of road ragers out there..."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I got a package the other day from the Search Dog Foundation... it gave my emotional ass a good cry."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A subject was standing in front of the reporting parties house staring at him through a window, now walking in traffic. I wonder if it's Michael Myers?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Davis Center in the 1200 Block of Garden. A subject enjoying an open container on the patio. I'm starting to hear a lot of calls there lately."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Indecent Exposure near Ellwood School male and female in a red Mustang gone when police arrived in the 7600 Block of Hollister."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Someone thought they saw the truck involved in the Deckers theft in the 5700 Block of Hollister around 5:20pm just in case it goes by again on Monday."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I think some people seem to overly offended and just need to 'Get over it.'"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Sunday evening into the night was jumpy. Must be something weird in the water or something?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "A subject was assaulted by his boss at Elm and Carpinteria Ave, so I guess that raise is out of the question?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "During the downpour, an officer reported Anacapa at Cabrillo streets were completely flooded."