Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports. "Someone thought they saw the truck involved in the Deckers theft in the 5700 Block of Hollister around 5:20pm just in case it goes by again on Monday."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I think some people seem to overly offended and just need to 'Get over it.'"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Sunday evening into the night was jumpy. Must be something weird in the water or something?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "A subject was assaulted by his boss at Elm and Carpinteria Ave, so I guess that raise is out of the question?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "During the downpour, an officer reported Anacapa at Cabrillo streets were completely flooded."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Vehicle stolen from an employee of Trader Joes in the 3000 Block of DLV."

Roger has the scanner reports. "There's some shootin going on where there ain't supposed to be... East Camino Cielo."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Attempted stabbing at Chevron on Hollister near Storke."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A  woman ripped off 4 avocados on Cathedral Oaks and someone called the police on her."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A poacher was running from the SBSO... I bet there were some animals watching and laughing at this illegal hunter being hunted."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Report of a possible Amtrak Hopper hanging onto the back of the Amtrak Train southbound outta town."

Roger has the scanner reports. "What the HELL was that kid thinking to go out and rob those shops ... I know what the comments would say if this kid looked a little different and had a tattoo on his face."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Subject detained at Macys 3805 State street shoplifter they must have some cool stuff they get hit alot."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A Road Rage aggressor followed in a green Lexus SUV to the Lexus Dealership on Hitchcock."

Roger has the scanner reports. "The 9/11 attack on our soil damaged us but it did not kill us, some of us are still here, some of us are gone, some were not born yet."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Subject talking to himself using profanities... 1 North Garden Street. If you're going to curse to yourself, NEVER do it around tourists."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Subject refusing to leave Toms Gas 200 Block of Highway 246 being asked to leave because of aggressive panhandling. Ever since my last encounter with an aggressive panhandler I have not seen them since."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Campers at Tri-County Produce, I never thought about camping there, I bet you could really stretch out in the front and block yourself from the road."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A road rage victim was followed to Tuckers Grove by the aggressor, CHP responded and I heard no more."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I was thinking of what to call my NeighborHOOD and I came up with The Loon District because we have alot of Loons down here."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Subject refusing to leave Woodys and is draining his lizard in the 5100 Block of Hollister, I guess he showed them!"

Roger has the scanner reports. "A shoplifter who struck Ross for Less in 5 points suffered a medical emergency and was having seizures... some people are not meant to be crooks."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Ex-boss refusing to leave ex-employees home in the 300 Block of West Sola, been there twice now. Must have been a good employee."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Four women got into a ruckus over a dryer at Wash for Less."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Real men love cats."

Roger has the scanner reports. "Was there a train derailment due to an earthquake in both 1978 and 1980 in Goleta?"

Roger has the scanner reports. "Male harassing female at work asking for her phone number in the 100 Block of North Fairview."

Roger has the scanner reports. "In the swimming pool area of the Hyatt, there was a subject (WMA) in his 30's, harassing women and making unwanted sexual advances toward them."

Roger has the scanner reports. "A bloody knife was found in the area of Storke and Hollister, if you call the S.O. with the exact location you left it, maybe they will give it back."

Roger has the scanner reports. "People were smoking marijuana outside the Library this morning, I hope they were not in possession of any straws."