Scanner Reports

Roger has the scanner reports.  Check the welfare of a young man dressed only in underwear, howling like a wolf outside a Wells Fargo at Hollister and Fairview.

Roger has the scanner reports. Some guy clocked the pizza delivery man, Cheltenham at Kenmore. I would never do that to a pizza delivery man. Sounded like it was over a female. I'd much rather have the pizza myself.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Or if you don't believe in anything, just think some positive thoughts.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Death reported in the 300 block of West Mission, but the guy was only sleeping.

Roger has the scanner reports. Subject hit with a broom in the 3800 block of Starrett.

Roger has the scanner reports. Disturbance between a skateboarder with orange hair, a dog, an elderly male on a bicycle, and another male on a bicycle who possibly had an unknown weapon in his hand.

Roger has the scanner reports. "If I wrote down every single drunk in public arrest there would be hundreds."

Roger has the scanner reports. "I hear our notorious shoplifter is out of Jail, this is the female I wrote about who hit Pet Co on Milpas a while back, she is also infamous for hitting stores in Paseo Nuevo, REI, possibly Pet Smart on Milpas and a few other places."

Roger has the scanner reports. Illegal burn smoke check, Blazing Saddle Drive in Santa Maria.

Roger has the scanner reports. There are some real winners in the Scanner Reports.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Woman slaps a subject over her dog, Elings Park, unknown what the other subject did to deserve being slapped.

Roger has the scanner reports.   I guess there are some stingrays out there we have to watch out for also.

Roger has the scanner reports. Dog owners getting into it on San Pascual and Anapamu

Roger has the scanner reports. Felony hit and run, someone’s foot run over by a truck. That would hurt.

Roger has the scanner reports.  4400 block of Radcliff, juvenile with a bean stuck in his nose.

Roger has the scanner reports. He was 30 then but looked 60. I guess he's around 77 years old now, so he must look 90 or a hundred.

Roger has the scanner reports. "Two men are missing from the area; one from Lompoc and the other from Ojai."

Roger has the scanner reports.  That is what some drunk guy said to me at around three this morning when he woke me up, lighting a lighter off and on outside my front door. 

Roger has the scanner reports. You deserve all that is good in your life because that is what you give fighting these fires.

Roger has the scanner reports.  He had this GET OUTTA MY WAY Look on his face.

Roger has the scanner reports.  One thing I really dislike about the scanner on the 4th of July is all the reports of the fireworks.

Roger has the scanner reports.  Kind of a crazy weekend. 

Roger has the scanner reports.  Suspicious circumstances; a large group of turkey vultures feeding on something on the West End of the Ellwood Bluffs.

Roger has the scanner reports.  THINK before you get behind the wheel of a vehicle drunk or high. THINK. Because your whole life can change in an instant.

Roger has the scanner reports. Was checking out the free stuff on Craigslist, and there was a small pitchfork there for anyone who is looking for one.

Roger has the scanner reports.  I have said it before, I'll say it again. If you’re camping in town, bushes are the best way to go.

Roger has the scanner reports. I should listen to the voices in my head. 

Roger has the scanner reports.  Some people want to turn us into a nice brewed cup of soylent green, drink up! 

Roger has the scanner reports. First thing every morning, the police do their premises checks.

Roger has the scanner reports.   I think it would be neat to have tunnels under the house. I'm going to start digging later.