Bulletproof Unicorn

Center Stage Theater presents
Bulletproof Unicorn

Written and Performed by Stacie Burrows
Directed by Elina de Santos

April 6 -8, 2023

What’s so funny about a comedian’s drunk brother threatening to murder her? Turns out, Everything!

After several successful runs in Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, New York, and Edinburgh, Stacie Burrows is bringing her critically acclaimed solo dark comedy Bulletproof Unicorn back to Center Stage Theater! Audiences find themselves laughing far too hard at the harrowing yet hilarious, true tale of her brush with death at the hands of her drunk brother.

Los Angeles-based comedian Stacie Burrows is thrilled to return to Center Stage Theater to tell her amazing TRUE story. Armed with nothing but glitter and good intentions, she went to Texas to fix everything that was wrong with her dysfunctional family, inadvertently placing her kids in the line of fire. Lovers of dark humor will appreciate the punchy way she describes how her misguided intent to help her estranged, alcoholic brother went way off the rails. Stacie gets caught in a web of helpfulness. In her quest to save her kids, she battles religious zealots, drunks with guns, and far too many dead dogs.

For tickets, visit www.centerstagetheater.org or call 805-963-0408.

Learn more about Bulletproof Unicorn here! www.bulletproofunicorn.com

Performance Dates and Times:
Thursday, April 6 at 7:30 PM
Friday, April 7 at 7:30 PM
Saturday, April 8 at 7:30 PM

Ticket Prices:
General Admission: $30
Patron Ticket: $50 (Includes one drink ticket)