Novelty License Plates?

It sounds like the OP wants a novelty license and edhat titled the post license plate.

I believe there's a novelty shop on Stearns Wharf that carries such plates.

I'm not familiar with novelty license plates, so I googled it. The images that came up were kind of disturbing, mainly confederate flag motifs or crass puns (i.e. a beer called buttweiser).

They used to have them in Solvang....cute shop on Copenhagen.
Took a lot of friends from out of town there.
Had celebrity photos, life size cardboard cut outs of favorite actors, musicians, political figures, etc...
They had those licenses, at the check out counter...very funny.
Anyway, maybe someone will chime in if there is a gift shop here, in Santa Barbara.

While your are gathering this information maybe you could provide me with sources for "novelty credit cards"? You know, the kind that "kind that look like an actual [credit cards] but have someone famous with funny stats.