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Scanner Reports 9-18-12
updated: Sep 17, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Will I have come to the conclusion that me and Pooh Bear have PTSD all over the place. He over Joey the Going-to-be-a-cannoli if he don't knock it off, jumping on Pooh Bear giving him shell shock. Me over the experience I had last week with the neighbor. I have a hard time accepting the fact that I have PTSD. Soldiers get PTSD, I'm just nuts. Everyone says I am, so I must be. WRONG! I believed that for years and it made me feel bad about myself. I have slowly come to accept the PTSD. Today I looked at the Veteran Affairs Website and it stated the reasons why people get PTSD. Several of the reasons have nothing to do with being a soldier and were things I have been through in my life. I know there are real men out there that have gone through HELL and High Water and never had a problem in their life, good for them. I guess I'm not a man then. Sure wish I woulda been born one and gone through the HIGH water part. Oh Well I'm feeling the Anger now I guess it's just one of those normal feelings everyone has, as long as you don't act on it in a negative way. I've been thinking about going to work for John Deere. I think after a few years of sneaking out one Wood Chipper part every day, I could put one together in the back yard that would be creative. Yes I've been dwelling on it so much that I'm twisted into a corner thinking something is going to happen. Go ahead tell me to shut up and I'll go on to something else. Too bad you're SNOT here! Heh,heh,heh,heh,Moo Ha,ha,ha!
Eating helps, so I've been eating a lot. I had six cans of low sodium spam over the weekend. That helped a little. Comfort food is always good a couple pounds of butter and box of two of saltines, Ben and Jerrys ice cream, Panderia Veronicas home made early morning pork tamales are really good, as well as several double cheese boogers from McDonalds, and a Little Cesars Special pizza. Bacon lettuce and tomato Subway sandwiches and don't you dare forget the avocado! Cheetos are wonderful all that orange food coloring on your hands. Yellow cake with two cans, not one, of chocolate frosting Duncan Hines. Warm apple pie with cheddar cheese, vanilla ice cream, and good STRONG COFFEE. Boston cream pie, chocolate éclairs, brownies, yum yum yum. When I was a kid brownies were .7 Cents each. Strawberry Strudel, I don't care if I spelled it wrong you know what I'm talking about! Real hot dogs with all the stuff; mustard, ketchup, onions, mayo, relish just dripping down your face all over your clothing. Remember the real soda pop we had when we was kids, with the real taste? Chocolate malts, I could eat more but then I'd be broke. I cancelled my Verizon phone and got a Cox one upgraded my internet and added cable I have to go out to a couple thrift stores and find an idiot box.
I wasn't going to do it get cable back but it's Football Season and I'd like to see Notre Dame play, as well as the Bears. I'm not buying no new TV, Especially because I might just have to use it for protection. I just had this Flash Back My Grandmas house every Sunday in the winter time. That woman knew how to cook Oh My Dog! Roasts, real mashed potatoes, green beans, turnips, All kinds of different breads, pies, Gravy Oh damn got Cheetos all over my hands, keyboard...I think I'll go out and get acouple Lamb Chops and toss ‘em in the freezer.
Here is your Scanner Reports, FRYday:
Face laceration 400 Block of East Cota 415 Domestic. Don't know if the laceration was from a fist, or a knife.
A couple of guys attempted to use a stolen credit card at Santa Barbara Tobacco 11 South Milpas. One suspect Black male adult wearing all black, the other Hispanic male adult last seen North on Milpas.
Threats investigation in 2500 Block of Hacienda Drive.
A yellow Camry ripped off in Santa Maria partial CA plate 6KYU???, Taken from the 1400 Block of North Miller.
Illegal Campers several campers behind Subway in the 600 Block of North Milpas they like those sandwitches too.
Stray cat on South Salinas, another Stray animal at the Milpas roundabout poor little animals.
Check the Welfare of a man lying in the grass at Calle Cesar Chavez at the Beach with his pants down, maybe he's selling something?
Report of a female in her home yelling and throwing things she must be real loud 2400 Block of State Street.
Stalled vehicle in the Mission Underpants.
Medical emergency Infant with difficulty breathing 200 Block of South Salinas.
Medical Emergency for a hiker in Romero Canyon reporting chest pains. The victim was having difficulty giving out directions and the rescuers were having a rough time finding her by the time she was found she was dead, this was very sad.
100 West Carrillo Ralphs a female was 242ed Assaulted by a man she was following North on Chapala.
Report of 5 to 6 Transients fighting at Plaza Del Mar on Castillo.
Heard a faint transmission of the fires in the LA Area Fire.
Medical Emergency 13 year old with a head injury at Hope School on Foothill.
A male on Trigo heading toward a park on a skateboard dragging his dog and beating it, a Pit Bull poor thing out to bite the jerk.
1145 Suicidal Mother calling her children and threatening to drive off Harris Grade.
Vista Point 154 Arson Attempt suspect female blond hair, wearing a tan jacket driving a grey or silver Camry with Washington Plates.
Illegal Burn unattended log burning in a trash can 1300 Block of Laguna. Medical Emergency Hypothermia Hendry's beach someone went for a swim got out and got hypothermia I'm not sure that is the correct spelling but that is the way I spell it.
Scanner Reports, Saturday:
Wow! there's anutter TURD in SaTURDay!
415 at McDonalds 29 North Milpas, I never heard what kind.
Smoke check up in the Gaviota Area.
211 West Gutierrez attempt 459 to a residence.
De La Vina at Mission fella in his 60's wearing red pj's walking around in traffic.
Medical Emergency chest pains at the Shelter.
SBPD Checking out 3 subjects at Milpas and the tracks.
200 Block of South Salinas 20002 Hit and Run red pickup truck into a parked car.
Suspicious subject on the RR Tracks behind the 4300 Block of Modoc told resident he was gathering wood. White male adult 6'2 in his 60's Long Hair must be a criminal he's got Long Hair.
Violation of a Court Order 5500 Block of Cathedral Oaks.
Vehicle on Fire started a Brush Fire Gaviota near the S Curves.
4200 Block of Morning Ridge possible Drug Activity.
23103 Reckless Skateboarder crashing into passersby also has dog on Shoreline.
Suicidal 47 year old woman with a knife on Laguna Street.
23103 Bicyclist riding against traffic East Bound on Yanonali.
Pit Butt in 1200 Block of Coast Village Road running toward Olive Mill.
SBPD was talking about a gal driving around in a Tan Jeep Cherokee who was probably drunk, heard no more about her.
Medical Emergency for an unresponsive male in the 1100 Block of DLV.
10 Subjects fighting 700 Block of East Canon Perdido in front of the Armory.
Structure Fire 600 Block of Union in Santa Maria.
Window Peeper 7300 Block of Hollister. Things started to jump at this point but my eye lids were getting heavy.
415 In a cab in front of the Santa Barbara Inn.
1200 Block of East Haley 415 Fight several units were responding..ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz I was gone.
Scanner Roni Reports, Sunday:
Heard some Early Morning SBPD Activity on the West Side sounded like a 245 Assault with a deadly weapon somewhere, maybe had something to do with all those fights on Saturday Evening. There was some type of search conducted at Anapamu and the Gillespie area KEYT was there I'm sure We will have Film at 11 for the next several days.
Gas Pipe broke 3700 Block of Hope Terrace Fire dept. shut it off. I wish they would shut off mine. I can't take myself anywhere.
415 Domestic 100 Block of Old Mill yelling possibly getting violent.
Medical Emergency for seizures 35 South Milpas.
Pregnant woman 25 weeks having an allergic reaction to sea food 700 Block of Anacapa. That would be such a drag.
Somewhere in the county a woman found her pet parrot in its cage outdoors beheaded.
7th and Ash was the Wolfhound dogs attacking motorcyclists and bicyclists. One motorcyclist was attacked.
61 Year Old man 5150 left with IV Still in his arm Northbound on Oak Park Lane toward Junipero. A couple months ago he witnessed an 1144 Death I wonder if that is what made him labeled 5150?
On Highway 150 1mile in the turnout a white Corvette sitting there for 2 days with a subject in the driver's seat, I hope he's OK.
Someone drove off with a Wine Line Tour Bus without permission in the County somewhere?
I have no idea what the Calle Cesar Chavez at the RR Tracks cleanup was about.
Report of Tree Branch Down 800 Block of Buena Vista.
Assault and Head injury Granny Field behind the Shopping mall at Turnpike and Hollister, Fire and Medics SBSO Responded.
Report of subject down behind the Palms I heard no more there.
211 Strong Arm Robbery of a cell phone 3900 Block of Via Lucero. Suspect Hispanic male juvenile 16-17 years old wearing a dark grey shirt, has a shaved head and bicycle last seen West on Calle Real.
Medical Emergency for a fall victim 1400 Block of Almond Fire requested SBPD said it was an assault.
Last night I was too tired to stay up late but it seemed prime for the stabbing that occurred around 3am because it was kinda quiet then Action fights were breaking out here and there. I had to sleep and Crime don't sleep, so there ya go. Will you guys have a Wonderful Monday Dog Willing I will see you on Wednesday. Roger
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