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Scanner Reports 9-12-12
updated: Sep 12, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Once again it's Happy Humpster Day. Things are quiet now and I hope they stay that way but last night after the Raiders Lost R.R. drunk and all had a little hissy fit on my wall. I figured out a lot after this and have decided that the best way to be is medicated. I have high blood pressure which could become quite severe. Yesterday morning I had a couple things going on that made me slow way down, some really weird between the shoulder blade pain, left arm radiating pain numbness and a couple palpatations. When you're really mad about something or at someone and those things happen it makes you stop and think. A heart attack or Stroke ain't worth all this. Not even if the punk jumps you which might happen because he has been trying to get me to strike him by talkin' smack. That is what he really wants then he could own me. If I should stroke out during the fight that's just an added benefit, then he and all his little friends can go Pee Pee on my grave and talk pooky to my cremated remains about how bad they are with their neck tats and constant body odor wearing their wife beater tee shirts. That aroma alone could bring me back to life. I did what the one poster said to do; don't talk to him, but call the landlord. Stay away from him and his friends. I did that and he became threatening but I couldn't tell what he was saying behind the door when he hit my wall and window. Belinda said "He's trying to set you up, act threatening pissing me off so I swing and he takes a fall calls the cops has me arrested." I'm not talking to him at all, or his friends. They want to set me up. So it's the Wussy way for me I've done it before I've taken a few punches before. I thought when I grew up that scrap was over but I guess not, maybe taking the medication will help. Expect this kind of behavior from kids, but not adults.
Several years ago there was a woman that lived here also right next to the guy. She was a known criminal in Santa Barbara involved in all kinds of Criminal activity involving thousands of dollars she stole peoples vehicles right from under them. Did the food stamp fraud, finally did insurance fraud got a check and left the country. I went through 3 years of both of them together in Concert on South Milpas in Santa Barbara! 3 Years of the landlord coming over and warning me not to key her car again, or I'm going to get arrested for vandalism. I never touched her car I mean if you're going to commit vandalism on a car shove it through a WOOD CHIPPER! What the HELL. Then things started getting hot for her all the people she screwed over not to mention them having my cat killed, it was time to leave and she did. Leaving RR here to torture the rest of us. I guess this is my Karma If I should eat the big one for this it's been fun. If SNOT I'm going write a book about the Whole Kit and Kaboodle and make a few bucks. You people are lucky most of you lead boring lives keep it that way. Find a 12 Foot Cube put everything necessary in it and stay there never ever leave just make sure it's in an area of the World no one else lives. It is much better that way and healthier. You see this is the down side of getting involved reporting crimes, protecting people from bullies; I'm in my 12x12 Foot cell right now with the bathroom, shower combo. I reordered cable so I can watch some games and upgraded my internet. Pooh Bear is right here next to me. I got a place to cook I never have to leave again I'm in solitary maybe I should order a jumpsuit. I could hear RR he's next store in the prison yard lifting weights talking to one of his cellys. Shhhh Don't tell anyone but were planning a break out someday I don't know when I have to save some money. We will probably both be on the otter side by then but it's the thought that counts.
Scanner Reports, Monday:
Something or Someone locked in a Toyota Tacoma 500 Ninos Drive.
Theft of a Lap Top 6600 Block of Del Playa.
Honda Civic sitting in front of Bev Mo all the windows rolled up a dog wearing a sweater inside on this Hot Day.
Minor Accident Bicycle vs Vehicle Mission at State Street.
Medical Emergency on the patio of Casa Esperanza a man with difficulty breathing.
Transients with signs blocking the sidewalk in front of Saks 1001 State Street.
1400 Block of Gillespie subject wanted by probation.
1500 Block of San Andreas 5 subjects fighting in the Food Land parking lot.
3 Carjackers Hispanic male adults one with a revolver the other a shotgun Happened in Fresno vehicle has Fla. Plates.
Protestors in front of the Solvang Post Office.
5200 Block of Hollister guy throwing rocks over bushes damaging vehicles in a parking lot.
120 South Hope vehicle accident between a motorhome and a PT Cruiser motor home partially on Cruiser possible DUI.
1145 Subject on Whitmore possible overdose.
415 Domestic Winchester 76 woman possibly suicidal and diabetic jumped out of vehicle the domestic was in and walked away.
Children Home Alone see Prowler in the back yard then the dog starts barking. They also reported suspicious phone calls a half hour before the incident this was on Wakefield in the county.
Cota and State 415 Transient yelling at passersby.
Someone was pointing a green laser at aircrafts going over the Santa Barbara airport and landing.
The Rear of Bishop Diego found property a bicycle and a purse.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
23 Year old son threatened suicide by hanging on Raymond in the County.
Medical Emergency for a fainter in the 2900 Block of DLV.
209 West Carrillo 415 short man threatening to set transients on Fire.
Man walking in traffic cussing people out 100 Block of West Mission white male adult in his 60s wearing a blue baseball cap.
Mary 3 was on traffic in the 700 Block of State Street.
A subject was reported to be down city lot 9 900 Anacapa Engine 6 responded and the subject ran away.
On Betteravia someone passed a counterfeit 100 Dollar bill at the Chevron. I have been trying to do that all week. Drinking prune juice eating exlax like candy - no 100 Dollar bills. I just can't figure it out.
Gas Odor in a home 900 Block of Castillo 2 Engines responding.
Injury Traffic Accident on North Santa Maria Way.
3400 Block of Richland Drive 415 Suspect.
100 Block of East Gutierrez Seizures.
3200 Block of State vehicle vs bicycle.
4800 Block of Ruby Crest Drunk driver being followed by an off duty cop.
I wish the HELL I would have told Belinda's grandmother where to stuff it when she asked if I would take care of Belinda after she died what a pain in the Buttocks.
Over on West Sola Probation is looking for a wanted probationer. There are otter cops in the area also.
You know that old mouse is in here somewhere and I don't care anymore if he don't bother me or bring in anymore family members, especially women, he can stay. I think Pooh Bear kinda likes him anyway he acts like he's gonna eat him but I think he's just playing. He's getting kinda old.
Check the Welfare of a woman in the bushes outside of Reds 211 Helena, there is a male outreach worker there also.
That's it outta me for now Have a great Wednesday and Dog Willing we will see you on FRYday. Roger
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