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Scanner Reports 9-3-12
updated: Sep 03, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Wouldn't Ya Know it? I've been calling my little house, the mouse house and guess what? I got mice. I discovered a hole where the carpet guy was putting in the carpet he must have went through. I don't live in the Biltmore. It's an old cottage that is slowly melting into the ground. Someday I hope to live in an RV between Silly Hall and the News Suppressed.
But for now I'm over here on South Milpas. It's SNOT like I don't love little animals which is why I'm not killing them I'm getting rid of them the humane insane way. Peanut butter, a bucket, bricks, peppermint oil, cotton balls, and steel wool. Of course you have to keep your place really clean too. I have a couple old vacuum cleaners that don't work a broom (with my luck they're deer mice). I'll do my best and if they kill me that's life, I mean death. I jammed steel wool in the main hole, I'm sure there are otter holes in my little house. I've been looking around for peppermint oil it doesn't seem to sell in my HOOD. I'm sure I could find it in town I'll probably just order it from Amazon, I'm kinda lazy. Well not really; it's hard to ride the tricycle into town. Funny, on Sunday, a very well built older than I hippie on a road bike saw me riding the tricycle and said he was impressed to see a guy of my size riding the tricycle. It's not easy riding a Big Wheel when you're as big as I am. And it does get tiring sort of quick. If I had a car I'd be driving all the time not getting exercise at all so at least for now it's good.
I saw my doctor last week and he prescribed me my lorzepan. It's a good thing too I was looking on the internet for herbs that would calm me down. I found this "Kava, Yogi Tea" on Amazon ordered 6 boxes 20 bucks last month. I got it and I was sooooo Happy I was going to drink it and it would make me calm. Then I noticed the warning label on it (If you have liver problems consult a doctor before you drink this tea). That was it for me I gave one box away; the other five are in a box on top of all the otter boxes in my Little House, the mice climb on all the boxes for exercise mostly things I got from Amazon that were the wrong size or wrong thing all together I never sent back.
Our little Joey has been very ill he got a case of the "Hersheys". Poor guy ate or drank the wrong thing Belinda finally got him to the doctor the other day he's better on medicine but next week he will be off the meds hopefully he will stay better. Belinda had the vet run some tests on him to see if he ate poison but it all came back negative. Pooh Bear is fine so long as he gets his food, the other side of the bed, lots a rubs. Pooh Bear is retired from catching mice he was laying on the floor watching them come out of the hole till I stuffed it. He will have to find another mouse hole for me to stuff now.
As far as the Holiday Weekend is going maybe not as rowdy as I thought but Weird. Kinda Weird and a lot of very Depressed People. A lot of Suicide attempts and some suicides even rich people are doing it. What's up with that? HELL, at least blow all the money first.
Hair is Thy sacred Scanner Roni Reports, FRYday:
Exhaust Fan at Los Banos Pool burns out.
AMR Ambulance has 415 Patient inside being transported from Santa Ynez to Cottage Hospital and the patient is being 415 AMR Requesting SBSO Assistance.
Check the Welfare of a woman sitting on a porch in the 300 Block of South Canada.
459 Burglary to residence in the 1100 Block of Quinientos.
Check the Welfare of a woman on Bell Street Rambling and talking to herself the reporting party is the subject calling 911 on herself.
459 Burglary to residence 100 Block of East Constance.
415 Domestic 2600 Block of DLV Launderland.
Stray Dog on Corner of Los Positas and Mc Caw white Maltese.
Injury traffic accident St. Vincent at Carrillo 2 car crash.
Alisos at Haley heavy foot traffic coming in and out of RV reporting party thinks it's Drug Traffic.
200 Block of West Alamar 415 Neighbors.
Upper East Side Suicide Male hung himself.
Medical Emergency Trader Joes 3025 DLV Male in back of the store.
600 Block of Pilgrim Terrace Check the Welfare of the woman sleeping on the porch.
500 Block of West Sola 5 Gang Types loitering.
200 Block of South Salinas 415 Roommates not getting along.
Someone ripped off a Chevy Cavalier from the 600 Block of Bath Street.
300 Block of Verona subject ran into an apartment complex there after running from a cop.
200 Block of South Voluntario Son admitted to parents that he ripped off his teacher's I-Pod Parents called police on their kid. Interesting. What would some of the readers here on Edhat do if their kid admitted ripping someone off?
A police officer stopped a fella to talk to on North Voluntario and the subject ran away. The cop said he just wanted to talk to the guy but the idiot took off so when they caught up with him a few moments later in the 300 Block of North Voluntario he was taken into custody. Never run from a cop when he wants to talk to you.
300 Block of La Marina shots heard.
600 Block of Castillo Shots Heard.
Del Sur at Del Playa 415 Fight possibly with a weapon as I was drifting off to La La Land I heard SBSO on a footsie pursuit...ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Scanner Roni Reports, Saturday:
Medical Emergency for a subject behind K-Mart Storke and Hollister in Goleta.
At Skaters Point Parents were 415 with each other setting a great example for the kids. That is WHY they become Skatanists Mom! Dad!? Are you listening?
484 Thief in Custody Food Land 1500 Block of San Andreas.
Domestic in the 300 Block of Anacapa male harassing female.
300 Block of East Anapamu 415 possibly over a 459 Burglary.
Medical Emergency at the Zoo for a 5 year old child disoriented.
100 Block of West Cabrillo Desk Clerk and Customers 415 Arguing.
415 Male harassing Female at MTD 1020 Chapala Street.
Engine 2 out of service Transport manpower to hospital for 5 year old boy.
417 Brandishing pocket knife 300 Block of De Paul.
More Mesa Beach possible rescue off Cliff Full Fire Response.
SBPD Attempting to trace pings from cell phone searching for a possibly suicidal subject, near the 600 Block of Calle Los Amigos.
Black male adult in his 60's near Trader Joes 29 South Milpas carrying a white bag Suspicious Circumstances someone reported him as possibly selling something sex perhaps. He was last seen South on Milpas of course I had to get out of my stuffy house at that time take a break. The guy was standing on the double yellow line in the middle of 200 South Milpas as the police drove right past him. He then proceeded to the Habit and Circle K where he was panhandling away. The police never came back and I went back into my house.
Peeper in Leadbetter Beach women's bathroom looking over the top White male 25 brown eyes last seen headed toward the Harbor.
Female in the 3400 Block of Richland yelling for help.
First Block of Ocean View threats.
Reports of College students shooting air soft BBs into traffic 1000 Block of Cliff Drive.
A woman reporting she is being followed by 5 cars 1000 Block of Anacapa.
1100 Block of East Gutierrez Son 15 years old refusing to go with his mother.
Oak Park Lane at Junipero vehicle vs dog, dog died.
242 Assault Ellwood Station Road Boyfriend hit girlfriend.
On Calle Cesar Chavez I think the address was 35, Unconscious male assault victim.
White male adult in his 50's forces 3 young girls into a blue Toyota then heads North on Santa Barbara Street most likely family related but sounds abusive.
Vehicle Fire in Driveway 1400 Block of Cliff Drive.
Code Blue on 1500 Block of Holiday Hill.
Elderberry up in Santa Maria 1/4 to 1/2 Acre Vegetation Fire.
Suspicious subjects 2 Hispanic male adults in parking garage 617 Garden they don't live there.
At California and Clubhouse a drunk driver took out a mailbox and parked his car before he could leave the neighbors took his keys.
Code 40 in a vehicle at APS and Pedregosa female opened door of vehicle and fell out, Maroon Subaru.
2500 Block of Wild Oak Road 242 Assault.
There was a check the Welfare of a child in a Toyota Prius heading South on 101 from Los Positas. Partial plate 6VJG??? Registered out of Porterville.
Medical Emergency male down with head injury, another with chest pains two Ambulances State and Alamar.
Verbal 415 900 Block of San Pasqual.
245 With a steak knife 2200 Block of State Street female stabbed by another female suspect last seen West on Pueblo carrying flowers.
Suspicious Circumstances at CVS Pharmacy involving Drug Prescriptions.
Scanner Roni Reports, Sunday:
Medical Emergency Code Blue at the Peppertree Hotel person died 1144.
Medical Emergency East Side Downtown Code Blue also died, 1144.
Harbor Patrol had someone in custody for stealing a bicycle.
Stalker 100 Block of Ash in Carp. Scruffy white male adult beard backpack stalking harassing woman
415 Domestic male shoved female to the ground Leadbetter Beach.
300 Block of East Carrillo 459 Burglary to residence.
23152 Driver ran over a cat and kept going missed description and location of killing it was in Santa Barbara.
Code 40 Drunk, Assaults clerk at For Adults Only 223 Anacapa.
Off East Mountain San Ysidro Trail Head large white male in his 60's taking pictures of someone's estate.
Suspicious circumstances wearing a Big Dogs shirt.
Medical Emergency Jalama Beach parking lot broken leg.
Medical Emergency over dose on the Mesa.
Out of Control boat broke from mooring floating near Cemetery Beach it sounds like it knows its time is near.
Subjects jumping from roof 1000 Block of Orena Del Mar.
484 Thief in custody 100 Block of West Carrillo Ralphs.
200 Block of West Mason DUI Traffic Accident.
Female down Milpas at Yanonali Engine 2 requesting police.
300 Block of Castillo check the welfare of a subject down.
Medical Emergency Code Blue Cacique Street Shelter, this person also passed away 1144.
Electrical Fire on MTD Bus 1020 Chapala.
Check the Welfare of a white male in the 4500 Block of Calle Real wearing a white dress shirt, blue jeans with blood on the sleeves looking out of it walking South.
417 Gun San Pasqual at Canon Perdido teenagers playing with toy guns.
Will that is all outta me for now Have a Great Labor Day Kiddies, and Dog Willing, we will see you on Wednesday. Roger
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