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Scanner Reports 8-29-12
updated: Aug 29, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Well it's da Middle of the week and y'all know what that means; Humpity, Hump Day. Some of you are almost there. Many more don't know what Hump Day is; they just be working all the time. That was how I used to work Weekends, Holidays, and Graveyard Shifts loved ‘em all didn't have to deal with no one. SNOT that I'm Anti-Social or Nothing just loved being alone. I'm pretty much still the same way. Love doing these Scanner Reports just listen to them write down most of them, not all. Sometimes I'm writing down several calls at the same time and they all get mixed up. It really Sucks Sometimes I miss calls, take a break go to the little boys room. It never fails I go out back to see if Pooh Bears OK Just for a second leave the scanner on the table. Suddenly sirens all over the place I pretty much listen from before I wake up till 10pm at night. Once in a great while I shut the scanner off at night to relax It never fails though I don't get everything.
I've always been the way where I feel like I got to get everything. I've been that way with other jobs too all my life I had to be perfect or it didn't count. I went through a lot of jobs getting frustrated because I wasn't perfect. I stink there were other issues in my brain drain too. The meningitis and beatings. No I never was completely all here.
But it's OK I don't mind. Everything's the way it's supposed to be, and I pretty much get all the news I'm supposed to get. There are other news agencies here in Santa Barbara supposed to do the news. What is funny to me is some people here think I'm a real Journalist and I'm constantly telling people I'm not. Some get mad at the way I write assuming it's all an act, but it's SNOT I'm really not a Journalist. I would have been a Journalist had that damn mosquito not bit me and fried my brain like eggs on a hot sidewalk. St. Louis encephalitis/ meningitis got me, took my Journalism degree. But like I said before everything's the way it's supposed to be. While we're still here; if you have standing water in your yard or around the house pour it out. You don't want your neighborhood mosquitos cooking up a batch of that West Nile Virus, you don't want it this is not an illness you can drink a pint of freshly squeezed orange juice, or a hit of Jack and get rid of. This illness can kill you, or someone you love. This illness can cripple you, or someone you love. You don't want it. The otter thing I wanna say is drink a lot of water it's hot outside. A warning; there have been a lot of rape reports, and sexual assaults lately be careful going out and about. Always be aware of your surroundings. If you go out at night take a friend and don't separate. OK? OK.
Time for the Scanner Reports, Monday:
Unknown medical emergency in the Milpas underpass.
Fight Brewing between two white males in a Chevy pickup and five Hispanic males on foot. I think the fellers in the truck were the aggressors because SBPD had them pulled over at Milpas and the Tracks. One of them had a 5,000 thousand dollar warrant and went to jail, the fight brewing was on Carpinteria right around the corner.
242 Assault Investigation at Cottage Emergency, occurred Sunday evening at the .99 Cent store.
A woman's road bike was stolen from the 400 Block of Rancheria it was orange and maroon and taken by a Hispanic male adult.
Lewd Conduct near Albertsons in Goleta report of a guy looking at young children and masturbating in his vehicle. He was driving a 99 Ford and the partial plate is 5EZK??? A cab driver was the reporting party.
Suspicious Circumstances at SBCC 721 Cliff Drive contact Security they would not say what the suspicious circumstances were.
415 Neighbors arguing 300 Block of West Carrillo.
Vegetation Fire 101 Northbound just North of Refugio Road.
100 Block of South San Antonio Road injury traffic accident.
400 Block of Cornel, Boyfiend possibly with a gun threatening.
1400 Block of Almond 415 Brothers fighting.
415 Screaming transient South on State from Canon Perdido.
Code 40 Drunk on the patio at the Rescue Mission.
Glen Cairn Drive in a back yard wires down tree on fire.
Medical Emergency for a woman down inside of a building in the 3000 Block of DLV. SBFD had to force entry, SBPD responded woman's condition unknown.
415 Neighbors in the 2500 Block of Modoc one neighbor busted the otter neighbor's window and was threatening to cut himself with a glass as police were responding. That is the place where the Satanists swam at 3am naked these guys were doing this ritual in the pool. I saw that and moved out like the next day. Seeing other residents get thrown through windows happened on a regular basis but the stuff in the pool freaked me out. I know there are people out there that know the place I'm talking about.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
Elings Park 415 Dog Owners one dog was stabbed and taken to Cares Pet Hospital at Garden and Haley.
Open Container behind the Mobil Station on Los Positas.
415 Domestic in Rocky Nook Park 600 Block of Mission Canyon Road.
Attempt 459 Burglary investigation in the first block of West Anapamu.
Check the Welfare of the subject down on the sidewalk Cacique and Canada.
Missed the call but Police Activity at Castillo and Haley Streets where a supervisor and CSI was required.
Vandalism with a fist Figueroa at State Street SUV narrowly missed subject who rammed their fist through the windshield.
Check the Welfare of the elderly female in the Nopalito Post Office parking lot telling people she's been abandoned.
Theft of yellow hand bag with fishes on it 700 Block of Garden suspect caught in the 300 Block of East Figueroa.
415 Female breaking windows in apartment 2800 Block of State Street those windows can get pretty expensive. I knocked out 8 one time Drunk cost me eleven hundred dollars.
Suspicious Boat in the Sandy Land Cove area all covered up 100 yards from the RR tracks reported by Union Pacific.
Some type of incident at Look Out Park I missed sounds like a 242 Assault. The bad guy escaped in a white Toyota Highlander registered out of Long Beach. The victim said he did not need medics.
Cattle on the Road Lockwood Valley Road and Highway 33.
Caught this one in the middle Rape 261pc occurred on Carpinteria in Santa Barbara, SBPD Officer followed suspect onto North Milpas where he was taken into custody in the first block of North Milpas.
459 Burglary to a residence 100 Block of North Ontare.
20002 Hit and Run Ortega at DLV. Someone was suspiciously flashing their headlights in the 2200 Block of highway 166 and someone called police. I flashed my headlights at Belinda once and she threw a pail of water on me.
10851 Stolen Auto 2011 Grey Ford Focus 4-Doors with a red license plate that says Fresno Alumni, they said plate but they might have meant frame because the license plate number is 6NAS996, Or something like it. It was taken Monday afternoon from Salsipuedes and DLG.
Keep the Peace Cacique street shelter while reporting party picks up property.
Fella walking North on State Street wearing a black hat with the initials F.B. on it telling passersby he just stabbed someone. What a wonderful city we live in I'm so grateful for all these bullies.
1145 Suicidal Man at Planned Parenthood wants to cut his throat has minor lacerations to his arms.
Meanwhile on Wooddale Lane, an Out of Control 17 year old got maced by Mommy. I don't think I have heard that one before.
Report of Strange Odor and bugs coming from a residence in the 900 Block of Castillo.
500 Block of North Milpas Landlord and neighbor heard glass breaking in next door residence called police they all heard someone taking a shower, I don't know if it was an intruder or someone that lost their keys but there was a call there concerning a possible burglary.
415 Subject refusing to leave the area of Calle Los Amigos and Modoc has been disturbing for hours now laying in the bicycle lane.
Sofa on Fire Camino Del Sur at Sueno.
That is it outta me for now Folks Dog Willing We will be seeing you on FRYday. Roger
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