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Scanner Reports 8-9-12
updated: Aug 08, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Happy Humpster Day for those of you that celebrate those sorts of things. I have had a song stuck in my head for 4 days now, and if that is SNOT bad enough I cannot remember the name of it. Every time I am the victim of earworms I am reminded of that poor fellow who rolled down a hill in his vehicle back in the 80's I believe it was. He was trapped in his car with one song playing over and over again for several days. The song was, "Wake me up before you Go Go." If you have an earworm in your head, that's the most common reason for having a song stuck in your head; earworms. The best thing to do is listen to other music, just don't listen to other common songs that will get stuck in your head.
Don't listen to songs like Kung Fu Fighting, Dancing Queen, It's a small world, High Hopes, or Tiny Bubbles. I think it would be like trading one addiction for an otter. I wonder if people that hear voices put music to them.
If anyone knows of a good way to get one cat from attacking another please let me know. This cat that showed up one day just keeps going after Pooh Bear who cannot really fight back. He did it over the weekend and I chased him away which is what I usually do. I don't believe in spanking cats. About a half hour after I chased the little booger away (he always comes back). Belinda got this belief stuck in her head that I killed kitty by sitting on him, since I sit on my fat butt all day on the computer. Soon after that she went totally Ballistic on me I thought she was going to kill me. She was swinging this huge club yelling "Come on Fat Ash get up Fatso on the computer all day!!!" It was really hard not to laugh at her because she looks kinda like Danny De Vito when she gets mad. Some of the things she said were really bad and I cannot write them here. She really scared me though when she said "From now on you're going to be nice to Joey, you're going to pay more attention to Joey, she was talkin like Joey aka Satan cat was my son and she was my wife...OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOO! At that point I stepped out and told her to kill me because if that is the case I'm out of here! I could just see the looks on the Police Officers' faces when she says something like, "He don't play catch with our little Joey!" Crying Tammy Faye make up Oh HELL noooooooooo! I've never been married, ain't gonna do it now! HELL NO! I haven't talked with either one of them for two days. HELL NO!
Hair is your Scanner Reports, Monday:
415 Transient disturbing at city parking lot 3.
SBSO checking South of Refugio State Beach didn't say for what but I think it was probably for one of those Panga boats.
Suspicious Subject at Old Navy a female with a large shoplifting bag the reporting party works at another store and the woman in question has been busted shoplifting at his store, twice he thinks she's going to rip off Old Navy.
Check the Welfare of a subject rolling around in dirt in a parking lot in the 200 Block of South Salinas. When police arrived subject got up and went into his apartment locking the door. Since he was not breaking the law I think the police left.
A sheriffs deputy was reporting a possible gas leak in front of the Best Buy Store at Market Place.
Medical Emergency for a Fall Victim 500 Block of North Hope.
Medical Emergency Fall victim from a bicycle McKenzie Park.
Carjacking Sounds like out in the County somewhere 200 Block of West Mill a 1995 green BMW 3PKD72? Sounds like the carjackers were drunk and took the vehicle by force.
Check the Welfare of the subject down in front of the Shell Station 101 West Carrillo.
459 Burglary in the 200 Block of Vega reporting party came home and saw suspect leaving out back door. The subject crossed the street and went into another home where his friend lives. Apparently one of these geniuses lives across the street.
Hazard Investigation 18 South Milpas behind the old post office Raw Sewage possibly from an old motor home that has left the scene, oh how nice of them. Is there anywhere in town for the people that live in RVs to dump their sewage?
Injury traffic accident vehicle vs bicycle in front of Tri County Produce 300 Block of South Milpas.
415 Drunk transient RAISING HELL He started out at Cabrillo Ball Field and headed North on Milpas. We saw him as he passed by yelling at passersby and a couple of people at the Habit. He went his Merry Way toward the Shelter. Moments later the police went there too then called for code 3 back up sirens wailed echoing thru the city's skyline. I'm really not sure it was the same guy I believe it was either way whomever it was ended up in a Hobbler and restrained. I guess He fought the Law, and the law won. Oh no another song.
Traffic Accident Garden at Yananoli 2 vehicles heavy front end damage I did not here whether or not there were any injuries.
Check the Welfare of a subject down in the bushes near Santa Barbara Street and Haley, turned out to be drunk and transported to the Sober Center.
Medical Emergency at the County Jail for back pain. I wonder if it was the Hog Tied Hobbler. I'm glad they didn't have that thing when I was drinking although I stink I was Hog Tied once.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
Report of two possibly abandoned vehicles 800 Block of Castillo street.- Smoke investigation in the area of the Boat House restaurant full fire response. FD Checked the area the only thing that might have been involved was a BBQ behind the restaurant.
Report of a vehicle fire 101 Southbound a quarter mile South of Santa Claus Lane.
5700 Block of Via Real in a mobile home park I believe, woman found outside of her home with blood on her. Fire medics SBSO Responded and I never heard anything else.
Medical Emergency for an unconscious male in a white truck at Micheltorena and Salsipuedes.
1145 Suicidal male at the Bacara Hotel he called his Mother and she called 911, no method he just felt suicidal.
Found Bicycle at Rocky Nook Park.
Bicyclist vs vehicle accident at Cabrillo and Ninos.
415 Gillespie 1200 Block or thereabouts vehicle circling 4 gang types inside, possible fight brewing.
Code 2 medics for an injury SBPD on scene 1200 Block of State Street.
300 Block of Tagnazzini Structure Fire Stove Fire.
Check the Welfare of 2 subjects down at East Side Park 200 North Soledad.
Medical Emergency for subject with a Panic Attack 6500 Block of Hollister, I hate those things.
Wanted Subject in the parking lot of Scolari's 222 North Milpas police caught up to him.
Well that is it outta me for now. But Dog Willing I'll see you on FRYday but I won't be married HELL Nooooooooooooo!!! Roger
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