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iPhone, You Phone
updated: Jul 20, 2012, 10:54 AM

By the Dedicated Staff

In an iPhone commercial, John Malkovich asks Siri to tell a joke. She responds by saying "two iPhones walk into a bar... I forget the rest." Anyone have any funny ideas for the rest of the joke? Extra points for answers with a local twist.

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COMMENT 300143	2012-07-21 08:06 PM
805, made me laugh.
COMMENT 300056P	2012-07-21 12:47 PM
...walk into a bar. They see a pretty iPad and start flirting with her. She's got a movie on. "What're you watching?" "It's 'Being John Malkovich.'"
COMMENT 300037	2012-07-21 11:28 AM
@299956P Someone is pulling your leg, as Siri doesn't have such a capability.
COMMENT 299998	2012-07-21 09:13 AM
Put the three best together like an ad team! First one asks, "when is appy hour"? The bar tender says, "It just started and we have 20 beers on app". The first iPhone, being the older generation, gets a little tired and decides to go home leaving the newest version behind.
COMMENT 299965	2012-07-21 07:32 AM
Two phone walk into a bar. One say to the other "have you gained weight?" "No" the other responded, "ipad."
COMMENT 299956P	2012-07-21 07:10 AM
"seriously though, folks..." a friend used Siri to diagnose a car problem and she did. They were working on an older school district truck, could get it started but couldn't keep it going. They checked all the logical parts in the chain, did diagnostics, but no go. So, he, enchanted with his iPhone newly gifted from Darling Daughter, calls Siri and explains make, model, engine, etc and problem, and what they've tried so far. Siri doesn't hesitate and asks "Have you checked the pressure in the manifold?" Bingo. One small part was causing something to go wrong and the pressure was too low. Replaced the part and it was fixed. One time, he asked her what she was wearing and she replied, not skipping a beat, "Titanium, steel,... (etc) I love that she's programmed with a sense of humor.
COMMENT 299890	2012-07-20 05:32 PM
one says "ow!" and the other says "hey, who put this bar here?"
COMMENT 299861	2012-07-20 03:58 PM
...i forget the rest because I'm elderly...that's why I'm here on edhat, exchanging groan worthy jokes with other seasoned citizens.
COMMENT 299850	2012-07-20 03:26 PM
. . . one says to the other, "Let's dock here. You think they'll charge us?"
COMMENT 299849P	2012-07-20 03:22 PM
You can lead an iPhone to drink, but you can't make her funny.
COMMENT 299842P	2012-07-20 03:06 PM
.... and buys rounds for all the Blackberries out of pity?
COMMENT 299840	2012-07-20 03:01 PM
Hey Babe I've got a Data Plan for tonight, let's Blow this Genius Bar and 4G it to Vegas where you could be my Wi-fi and I could be your Hub, and we could Sync all night long.
COMMENT 299837	2012-07-20 02:49 PM
After looking around at the patrons one says to the other, "Maybe we should go, I'm getting mixed signals here."
COMMENT 299818	2012-07-20 01:55 PM
We sure do get out a lot more with Verizon
COMMENT 299805	2012-07-20 01:15 PM
Two iPhones walk into a bar - one gets a signal but the other gets a bad reception ;)
COMMENT 299801	2012-07-20 01:01 PM
Two iPhones walk into a bar. There are seats at the bar, they look around, but they don't sit down. They wander back to the pool table, they look around and no one is playing, but they don't play. They head out to the parking lot, they look around... "Just one bar? Let's head to State street, we get at least 4 bars there"
COMMENT 299793	2012-07-20 12:48 PM
Two iPhones walk into a bar...They both lose signals because they're indoors and on AT&T.
COMMENT 299792	2012-07-20 12:40 PM
Hexadecimal Interface??...Is that your band width or are you just glad to see me?
COMMENT 299784	2012-07-20 12:14 PM
...and the bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve your kind here". They both leave, saddened because they live in a world of prejudice and discrimination.
COMMENT 299783	2012-07-20 12:10 PM
I actually thought Siri forgetting the rest was funny. She must have had a good time in the bar. :) Anyway, besides that: ... They order a beer and the bartender replies "There's an app for that, but you have to go to iTunes to buy it" or ... They both ask the bartender "can I charge here?" or ... "Oh, this isn't an e-bar?" or ... They ask, "what version iBar are you running"? or ... minutes later they were both reported missing.
COMMENT 299781	2012-07-20 12:06 PM
Hey Check out the MILF rotary phone on wall behind the bar.
COMMENT 299779P	2012-07-20 12:04 PM
"So we made it! That's the last time I am following directions from you!"
COMMENT 299780	2012-07-20 12:04 PM
Wait, iphones can walk now?
COMMENT 299777P	2012-07-20 12:01 PM
what beer do you have "on app"?
COMMENT 299771	2012-07-20 11:56 AM
"GOWEST" for the win!!! ("Appy Hour" hilarious!)
COMMENT 299762	2012-07-20 11:34 AM
Two iPhones walk into a bar... the first one says, "Where do you want to sit?" Second one says, "I don't care, your call"
GOWEST	2012-07-20 11:31 AM
They asked/texted/emailed the bartender, "when is appy hour?"
COMMENT 299757	2012-07-20 11:23 AM
One gets left behind.
COMMENT 299744	2012-07-20 11:10 AM
Mutually, within mere microseconds, they outgrow one another and need to upgrade.
COMMENT 299741	2012-07-20 11:08 AM
and get kicked out after being carded.

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