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Scanner Reports 6-29-12
updated: Jun 29, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
What is the Capital of Denial? Anyone know the Capital of Denial? It's Santa Barbara. Santa Barbara is in Denial of problems. Not so long after one is out in the open instead of finding solutions public officials slap Band-Aids on them and denies there was ever a problem at all. It's simple as that. My friend drove by the Bird Refuge today he said it was smelling fine, and added the water is blue. Boy that was quick. I bet they brought in a preacher and all the wildlife was Healed by the Grace of Santa Barbara. As you all know nothing bad ever happens in Santa Barbara all around us butt SNOT here.
Interesting enough I read a comment in the Santa Maria Times concerning the shooting of the Gang Member parole at large on Thursday. It said something like "Nothing bad ever happens in Santa Maria, there's no gang problem here. Just go back to eating you rBBQ Santa Maria." It wasn't exactly that but kinda. It made me laugh. I wonder if Santa Maria gets our real news, and we get theirs? Not all the news of course. Will it's ok, "it's like that everywhere", some people say. But it's not ok to some of us. Every generation leaves a mess for the next generation. It's the same thing with presidents. Every new administration gets the old administration's mess. Therefore nothing is ever done there are no solutions. Sooner or later most likely there will be some type of collapse. The Rich get Richer, the Poor get Poorer. There is some crime out there it seems there are no solutions to. Crime that gets covered in Denial and quick fixes crime that happens everywhere not just here in Sleepy Santa Barbara. Just go back to your beautiful beaches and go surfing Santa Barbara nothing bad ever happens here.
Once we accept the denial it will be easier to live in the problem thinking we are in the solution. Does that make sense to you guys? It's makes total sense to me.
Here is your FRYday Scanner Reports, Wednesday:
Fire Alarms ringing in Cottage hospitals first floor, but no fire.
CHP Put of a BOL on a dark colored SUV with white smoke coming from it getting off at La Cumbre.
Hands Activity (Drugs) going on near Creekside condominiums.
West Bound on Coast Village a reckless white Mercedes.
Theft of someone's tools in the county.
A white male adult loitering in the 2500 Block of Cliff Drive he's probably thinking of axing someone for directions.
Non-injury traffic accident Carrillo at Chapala.
Elder Abuse in the county. There's a lot of that here but we live in the Nile.
A lot of medical emergencies involving the Tummy. It's the Turd Refuge Flu you may not be able to see it or smell it anymore but it's there.
Report of a grey Toyota littering in the 2400 Block of Calle Real.
Suspicious circumstances in the 800 Block of Vine they would not say what kind of suspicious activites.
1145 Suicidal subject in the 400 Block of Union Ave.
First block of West Valerio 415 Domestic.
2600 Block of Wild Oak road traffic accident with injuries.
100 Block of North Milpas, A slightly overdone news story there seems to be no solution to.
One of my neighbors apologized hugged me and smashed my nose into his shoulder it hurts now, Ouch...
1400 Block of San Pasqual fire.
200 Block of South Salinas they called it a 242 Assault. But on Thursday there was a call at the address again and the police said that on Wednesday there had been a 245 with a knife there? I heard 242 on Wednesday. But then this was during the 100 North Milpas call.
6600 Block of Del Playa 20002 hit and run.
In the city somewhere there was a 459 Burglary and during that crime a 2011 Hertz rent a car was stolen.
Scanner Reports, Thursday:
The Sheriffs Deputies were chasing down someone Thursday Morning near Carp Ave. After a little traveling around here and there the suspect was found hiding in an attic in the 1000 Block of Kramer.
Highway 101 just South of Gaviota near the curb a vehicle drove off the road rolled and a woman was sent to the hospital.
There was an Alert 3 Drill at the Airport.
Shots Fired at Lincoln and Bunny, a victim was shot but he was the suspect and he died.
Kona Green Road Bike stolen from the 100 Block of West Carrillo.
Someone threatening to drive off Harris Grade will I wish they would stop by and pick me up. My whole friggin' neighborhood has gone crazy. One neighbor yelling at anutter neighbor then of course both of them gotta drag me into it. Now I'm pissed off bunch of friggin' jerks! Then there were the Fires in Goleta totally dropped the ball on that one by the time I started putting it up I was told there would be a change in the way I reported the "Code Reds". They would have to go through the Editor from now on. I became kinda confused over the whole thing but that is the way it goes. I'm not in charge, THANK DOG!
Report of a subject being Lewd in the 1100 Block of Mason near Franklin School.
Suspicious Circumstances in the 1700 Block of Bath street someone broke the back window of a van and is pulling things out of it.
That is it outta me. Have a Great weekend Dog Willing We will see you on Monday...Roger
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