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Scanner Reports 6-22-12
updated: Jun 22, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
FRYday... FRYday... We finally made it to FRYday. I rode my bike on Thursday and went around the Bird
Refuge. Watched the boat and those two guys go around and around like Tidy Bowl men. The water
looked like plugged up toilet water. I imagined a giant turd monster coming out of the water and
swallowing the Tidy Bowl men, boat and all. Santa Barbara's solution to the problem band-aids like
other Santa Barbara problems. I did not see many birds, a couple closest to the ocean but none on the
other side. I did not see any craw fish crawling out either. I'm sure like other creatures they did not
make it out of the toilet water. After I left the area I sneezed a couple times and later on in the afternoon
got a crappy headache that's about it.
Cats are doing well but that Joey Canoli, he's a card, those little boogers are smart they understand what
you're saying. I'm going through 6 cases of cat food a month with that little booger, he eats and eats
and eats, but he's worth it funny little guy. Pooh Bear is jealous very jealous. Ballistic Belinda is slowly
adjusting after the kitty poo in her garden incident. Who knows maybe we will all live through it in one
capacity or an otter.
Hair is your Scanner Reports, Wednesday:
Dog bite on Miramar Beach.
200 Block of North Pacific 594 Vandlism to a vehicle victim says the Ex-Husband did it.
Check the Welfare of a man sitting on the grass at Calle Cesar Chavez and Cabrillo who has been
waiting for an ambulance since Tuesday.
Hazard Condition in the 2700 Block of DLV.
5150 Transport from Cottage to PUFF.
So there is a guy running around dressed up like a Southern California Edison Man but he's not. All
that I heard about the guy is that he's 35 years old large build hispanic male adult, and that he was
wearing a tan shirt with an Edison vest. He was last seen in the Bremar Ranch area looking through
Shoplifter of a bottle of liquor Trader Joes on South Milpas.
470 Investigation Forgury Fiesta check cashing 33 West Anapamu.
Check the Welfare of a man down in Oak Park unable to walk who wants to kill himself.
First Block San Roque Road small leak in propane tank.
Attempt to locate wanted subject 1300 Block of Punta Gorda.
At N and Collage in Lompoc a bad accident first a report of someone down in the street then a
request for a second ambulance.-
City Lot 10 top floor 594 Graffiti.
415 Domestic between Son and Moms Boyfriend. I got my moms boyfriend in trouble a couple
times for knocking me around. Never mess with a street wise kid.
415 Domestic 100 Block of Los Aquaries a different address from the one where the woman was
found down unresponsive covered in blood. I still don't know what happened there.
484 Theft of purses from Coach suspect caught.
Possible attempt suicide North Side of town elderly woman.
Possibly robbery near the Fall Down hotel.
7400 Block of Evergreen a female called another female and accused her of sleeping with her
husband. The first female told the second female that she was comming over to kill the first female for
sleeping with her Husband. I don't know what happened that was all I heard.
Scanner Reports, Thursday:
Sexual Assault at Sterns Wharf that is all I heard.
Code 40 Drunk refusing to leave address in the 100 Block of East Carrillo. Apprently subject stated
that he had been assaulted, SBPD responded.
First Block of Oceanview Suspicous subject in bushes may have been in Reporting parties residence.
Building 557 Room 1168 Chemstry dept. Water Flooding Engine 17 Responding UCSB.
Alano club probation contact.
Medical emergency Cabrillo at South Milpas male laying on the ground blood on his face Fire and
Medics responded said he was code 40.
Near McDonalds 29 North Milpas hispanic male adult beating up on a female.
514 State St a fight brewing black male adult yelling and throwing things at people.
A subject at the corners of Guiterrez and State street might have taken money from a jar.
Lost Tourist in the area of State and Mission.
500 Block of Windsor Traffic Accident vehicle into a tree.
Medical Emergency for a female down in the Dairy section of Vons unresponsive 3800 Block of State
1144 Death in the 100 Block of West Anapamu.
Smoke Investigation outside Castillo and West Haley possible transient warming fire. Had one of
those earlier too over there near the DMV.
Anyway have a wonderful weekend and enjoy the Solstice and the parade. Dog willing we will see you on
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