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Scanner Reports 6-1-12
updated: Jun 01, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Will it's FRYday Already! Happy FRYday to you and yours. I didn't have any New Year's resolutions in the beginning of the year but one came to me recently. I decided Why wait till 2013? We might not be here anyway the way things are going. Anyway I think I'm going to stick to this one. I'm not going to tell people to "Eat Me" anymore. I'm a pretty big guy and I'd probably last quite a while. I'm pretty sure I won't break this resolution. People get scared of this sort of thing. You know this thing that happened in Florida? Somewhere along the line there is always a copycat. It's kinda scary to think that there's someone out there right now thinking about how they are going to prepare a meal out of someone else. Especially when people are always saying things like: "It tastes like chicken." Chicken is good. You can do all kinds of things with chicken. I read a book one time about cannibalism and the book says it don't taste like chicken, it tastes like Pork. I think we're all right then all we have to do is watch the people that love bacon.
Well Hair is your Scanner Reports, Wednesday:
415 Domestic 2600 Block of State Street.
20002 Hit and Run near the Greyhound Station Suspect on a motorcycle last seen South on Highway 101 victim possibly has suspect information.
SBPD looking for a subject in the 300 Block of West Carrillo were unable to locate. But they knew whom he is, and where he lives so they were headed over there.
In the County a 23 year old Son shoved the reporting party possibly a parent.
Report of a puppy crying for over 2 hours near Wendy's in downtown Goleta.
20001 Felony hit and run on Sycamore Canyon Road I did not hear much about this.
Suspicious Circumstances in the 300 Block of North Milpas.
A fella ripped off a 1991 Chevy Cargo van and was headed to Texas possibly armed with a firearm license plate 4H7590, Officer Safety from Santa Maria.
10851 Stolen Auto recovery in the riverbed the vehicle has been there a couple days. Not sure where there was.
20002 Hit and Run near Rusty's on upper State Street.
Suicidal Subject in the 600 Block of East Cabrillo in possession of a pen knife. On the beach side last I heard police were slowly approaching.
3900 Block of Agena some type of fire possibly a brush fire.
Self-inflicted stabbing near the bird refuge.
Scanner Reports, Thursday:
415 Disturbance behind the Sea Landing female officer requested 2nd unit.
1100 Block of George Way skate boarder with dog stealing out of mailbox.
State and Constance transient disturbing.
Suicidal female on the Mesa assist with transport.
Code 40 transient at the Cabrillo Ball Field challenging people to fight.
20002 in the Office Max parking lot suspect vehicle a 2 door hatchback with major front end damage.
Kinda cracked me up a Parking Cop ordered a tow truck for a car she thought was abandoned because it was an old Chevy 1976. The dispatcher set her straight saying not only was the vehicle registered till July the registered owner lived in the very block it was parked. Some of us just love old clunkers.
415 Female heard screaming in the 100 Block of East Haley.
Child Abuse on the number 6 MTD Bus at Hollister and Turnpike headed toward downtown Santa Barbara a father abusing his child.
Patterson at Bradley strong odor of smoke; nothing seen.
Fight brewing at Ortega Park.
Toyota sedan exited 101 Northbound at Patterson 23103 driving reckless at a high rate of speed.
900 Block of West Morrison possible structure fire.
600 Block of Island View attempt 459 Burglary investigation.
Traffic Accident highway 154 between Cachuma and the gold course a plumbing truck on its side.
On Meigs Road over there by La Mesa Park there was a 242 Assault.
700 Block of San Roque fully involved vehicle fire.
Some type of 415 Domestic on Calle Real in Goleta female hiding behind a restaurant while boyFIEND looks for her. Sheriff got to her first.
101 South Bound just South of Turnpike injury vehicle accident.
459 Burglary investigation in the 800 Block of Olive.
Well that's it outta me. Have a great Week End stay outta trouble and you won't find yourself in here on Monday. Dog Willing We Will see you then. Roger
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