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Scanner Reports 5-28-12
updated: May 28, 2012, 10:45 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Monday-Monday, Memorial Day. When you're BBQing or spending your day at the beach please take
a moment and give thanks to the people who have given their lives and continue to do so for our country.
I use the Code Reds for breaking news and to notify people of a possible danger, like a rapist or robber on the loose. If there's a
fire or danger of...I do post animals in danger, strays etc. I guess that is the insanity in me I consider animals people. Recently there have been complaints
that I'm not as nice as I'm supposed to be all the time? What the HELL is up with this? I report what I hear on the scanner and a lot of it is tragic. I feel it's my
purpose to do this but much of what I hear on the scanner does not make me happy. Someone gives me a little of their snippy and I'm supposed to be nice
all the time? I really don't understand the mentality, I am whom I am. I like whom I am and it makes me happy. I'm happy when I'm miserable. Leave me
alone. Must I completely change myself for otters because I listen to the scanner and write the reports? Will someone else better dish up the cash to pay for
charm school ‘cause I ain't got it. I think I have had this conversation with myself before about change. I ain't running for president. Got some spare change?
Oh well. I'm going to keep reporting what I hear unless it's too dangerous to do so, or too personal. Weather or SNOT I get paid, laid, or all of the above. I
started doing this because a homeless friend was murdered, and I continue to do it for the community. NO ONE TOLD ME I HAD TO BE HAPPY.
Ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaaaaaaaaa.
So this cat shows up the other day and it meows, and meows, and meows. Without a break. It was totally crying when it first got
here. It ate 6 cans of Trader Joes cat food, at least a couple Fancy Feast and a plate of dry food. We decided to keep it even though it totally followed us
around with these non-stop meows driving us nuts, and neither of us have fart to go. Well that's another story so anyway, the cat. We asked everyone in the
neighborHOOD about the cat and no one knew anything so we figured he was ours. Pooh Bear is totally hating me about it. But I got a soft spot for critters
of all shapes and sizes so does Belinda. After eating all that cat food the little Booger has not come back yet. I am hoping that nothing happened to the little
SNOT. Now on top of being totally miserable and loving it I'm depressed as HELL because our little Jo Jo hasn't come home.
My mom recently sent me my kindergarten picture, everyone in the picture is smiling except for me. Even at 5 years old I was
miserable. What a wonderful life!
Here is your Scanner Reports, FRYday:
Combative transient, State and Haley wearing all black in his 30's being aggressive toward everyone panhandling etc.
Highway 101 Northbound at Carrillo Stray Dog.
Suspicious Circumstances at the East Beach Volleyball courts. The police would not say what they were, must have been real suspicious.
Suicidal subject 231 North Milpas.
316 West Montecito female fall victim from a bicycle.
Hollister Parking Lot Exit at San Marcos High School vehicle hit and ran over a "No U-Turn" Sign.
Black Female Adult telling children at Franklin School that she has a knife and threatening them.
3400 Block of Via Cortez report of wires on fire.
A couple storage units in the 4100 Block of State Street broken into.
A 459 Burglary investigation in the 3900 Block of State Street 2 blocks from the storage units.
300 Block of West Yananoli report of wires arching.
400 Block of West Valerio man in white Mercedes committing a lewd act.
At the Rancho Alamo 9278 Highway 101 a woman calling from the inside of a vehicle perched on a cliff hanging. She says she is afraid to exit the
vehicle.
Possible water rescue at Hendry's for 2 kite surfers they were all right.
17 West Haley man down it was a possible assault but with everything else going on that was all I heard.
200 Block of North La Cumbre Road report of confined animal in a car.
Suicidal Subject in the 1200 Block of Punta Gorda. The evening before subject cut his wrists and neck.
Vehicle vs Tree 5300 Block of Cathedral Oaks.
1400 Block of Castillo 459 Investigation.
1600 Block of Flora Vista report of wires down.
A lot of Audible alarms on a windy night.
Scanner Reports, Saturday:
594 Vandalism 1800 Block of Cliff Drive.
415 On Linden in Carp over a dog locked in a vehicle with the windows up.
In the 800 Block of San Pasqual a garage sale is blocking the sidewalk.
Illegal sale of Cherries truck blocking Hot Springs at Alston.
Abandoned Boat on the Beach at Channel Drive.
Elderly fall victim in the Nursing Home in the 2200 Block of De La Vina.
Someone calling from the City Market in Carp is telling the dispatcher that a gangster is following them.
415 Transient threatening with a stick in front of Sambos 216 West Cabrillo.
Older abandoned vehicle found in a county cemetery. Maybe it came to be with its former owner.
500 Block of State street 415 "yeller" Wearing a red shirt and green Tie Dye Turban.
5150 off medication in the 200 Block of East Cota.
An older white male transient holding a knife in front of the Pita Pit in IV.
Illegal camper 200 West Constance RV.
415 Domestic in the 800 Block of Bath male beating female who is screaming for help.
Suspicious circumstances 245 Assault with a deadly weapon (Knife) Investigation at Cottage Hospital.
Fall victim in the street 1400 Block of Laguna.
415 Drummers Drumming 629 State Street.
417 Brandishing a knife at Goleta pier argument over possible illegal fishing.
415 Yelling inside the store 700 Block of East Haley.
2 Males in the pool area of the Hotel in the 1100 Block of East Cabrillo fighting.
San Andreas at Valerio West 5 Gang Types fighting.
1600 Block of DLV 4 white males urinating in traffic.
A woman's voice saying "Stop hurting me" at the Amtrak station on La Patera in Goleta.
415 In the 200 Block of Helena 3 subjects stopped by police at Yananoli and State Street.
Alcohol over dose in the 6500 Block of Del Playa.
Scanner Reports, Sunday:
415 ATV between Loon Point and Look Out Park on the beach driving reckless.
415 North Milpas two transients wearing hats refusing to leave.
In Santa Maria a Be On the Lookout for a man wanted for armed robbery possibly armed with a knife.
Suspicious Subjects parked by Scolari's Dumpster loading their car with items. Some people are really hurting out there.
415 Disturbance at SB Brewing 501 State Street.
A MAN On the Ellwood Bluffs sitting in a car shooting something into his veins.
Report of 3 transients 415 in Eastside Park one is urinating in front of children the other two arguing with the parents of the children.
Subject attempting to board the Amtrak train in Santa Barbara had just ripped off several fellow passengers on a Greyhound Bus. The victims were
detaining him for SB Police.
A small plane landed safely in a field a mile south from Santa Ynez Airport, after being reported as possibly having gone down.
Cottage Hospital had a small electrical incident on the first floor of the hospital.
A Pit Bull was reported to be chasing people in the 800 Block of Terry Court in Orcutt on Sunday Morning. The reporting party told police dispatch "If
that thing chases me again I'm going to shoot it." The dog had escaped an incorrectly latched gate.
In the 6700 Block of Sabado Tarde a subject was throwing ice at people from a roof.
At Whitman and Whittier a 242 Assault and code 2 medics for the victim.
Well that's enough out of me this time around but Dog Willing Me, Pooh Bear, Belinda, and Jo Jo Kat will see you on Wednesday.
Roger
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