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Scanner Reports 5-23-12
updated: May 23, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Well it's Wednesday Already. Hump Day for all you Humpsters out there. Have you ever checked out
the Mug Shots? I was looking through them the otter day and noticed that there are 4 males in there that resemble movie stars. I'm talking besides Randy
Quaid and his wifey. It's uncanny really how close these men resemble the actors. Just for Fun next time you look through the Mug Shots see if you can
identify them. I'm going Short and Sweet today.
Hair is your Scanner Reports, Monday:
Suspicious Subject in the 4500 Block of Auhay. A man sleeping in a black GMC pickup truck wearing a ski mask.
In the 200 Block of East Valerio a woman under the influence of something drugs, alcohol, sitting in her car. She was gone when police got there but
she came back later and it was called in again. I don't know if they got her.
Trash Can Fire on the 2nd Balcony 100 Block of East Gutierrez.
In the 1100 Block of West Main Santa Maria a subject with their hand caught in a vending machine. The fire department responded and got their hand
out for them.
Theft Investigation Santa Barbara Iron and Metal 709 East Gutierrez.
SBPD Running a subject's name at La Mesa Park find that he is a registered sex offender.
Medical Emergency Samarkand Brendal Hall by the elevators a Fall victim with head laceration.
459 Burglary to a residence 1600 Block of Shoreline.
Assault Victim a student at a Santa Barbara City School with bruising and Welts on his body, code 2 medics requested.
Salinas at highway 101 594 Vandalism.
Subject with warrants near Oak Park Tennis Courts.
Shoplifting 484 2800 Block of DLV Man walks out of grocery store with cart full of meat.
415 Domestic male female 2900 Block of State Street.
Under the Influence white male adult with dreadlocks touching mailboxes in the 1000 Block of Laguna.
Single Shot heard near the Oak Park Tennis Courts.
242 Assault investigation occured near Woodys now at GVCH.
Uncooperative Code 40 Medical call engine 4 requesting SBPD 2800 Block of DLV.
415 Domestic 500 Block of Myrtle Ave.
415 Male yelling near DLG Plaza.
Hollister Patterson non-injury vehicle vs bicyclist.
Will Old Roger screwed up. I got into a conversation in the comment section with someone and told them I knew who they were. I thought I did. I
thought it was this annoying dude on CraigsList who's name I ain't gonna mention. But it wasn't him. I owe an apology to the person it really was, whoever
they are, I really don't know. People talk weird to me a lot and like everyone else I get offended. I apologize. The Great Idiot Roger Dodger.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
First thing in the morning there was a medical emergency at the Shelter around the corner.
100 East DLG Fight brewing several males yelling.
594 Vandlism SBHS
415 Domestic in a gold Honda Accord on Canada.
Vehicle Fire 101 Southbound near Dos Pueblos Canyon.
5150 Transport from Cottage to Vista Del Mar it's probably one of my ex-girlfriends. I hear a few of them have a Rogers Anonymous meeting down
23152 Drunk Driver Female in Blue Mercedes in the Handicapped space next to the Head at Leadbetter Beach, Drunk.
Unconscious female in the breezeway at 18 East Ortega medical emergency.
In the county suicidal male with a butcher knife 4700 Block of Amorosa.
Code 40 Drunk in the lot 21 North Milpas harassing customers.
Electric cart stolen from 100 West Carrillo last seen traveling South on DLV Followed by some guy screaming "Give me 70.00 Dollars!!!" At the top of his
lungs wearing Daisy Dukes.
Sexual Assault on the bike path near San Marcos High School white male bicyclist passing female from the other way grabbed her breasts. This might be
the same guy from downtown I don't know I could be wrong either way Watch Out Be Careful.
I heard there was a sighting of Carey Lynch around 5:30 in La Mesa Park I posted it so maybe people up there on the Mesa would be aware of the
sighting, maybe keep an extra eye out for this man who needs to be found.
242 Assault at Chapala and Ortega an Hispanic female adult beating up a black male adult.
OK That's it outta me I'm outta here Dog Willing I'll see ya'll on FRYday. Roger
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