Like this. Hey, it's the guy at Samy's Camera! Sold me a new bigger better memory card.

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How about this? This is my father, trying to take a nap on my daughter's bed. Actually, he's not trying, he's succeeding. As long as his eyes are covered, which they obviously are, he can nap. Don't tell him I took a picture of it though, because that would look ridiculous. Am I right?

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If you sit in front of me at the SB Bowl during a concert and you're wearing this? I'm going to take a picture of it, because no hair clip should be this large. That is more clip than hair.

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Here, this is the proper clip to hair ratio.

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I seem to have a thing for my feet, because I can't stop taking pictures of them. Look, we're on vacation in this one!

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If the sweet girl at the nail place asks you if you want a flower on your toe, prepare to have them look like this. There's a gemstone glued on one of my toes. Also, glitter!

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And food, my god, I had no idea I took so many pictures of food. I made this apple pie. With my own hands. And it was good.

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Birthday cake. Chocolate. Need more? It was good.

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Check it out, the traditional Christmas Eve dinner in our family, cheese enchiladas. Made by me. Eaten by many. Still dreamed of by some.

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Leggo my Eggo! One of the greatest thrills parenting brings is the knowledge that your children can operate a toaster ALL BY THEMSELVES. Pass the syrup.