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Scanner Reports 5-9-12
updated: May 09, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Well once again it's Humpty Dumpty Day. I got my Election Ballot in the Mail today and tossed it on top of all my otter Junk Mail. It will probably sit there for a while too. I find that every time I vote for someone or something, I am usually disappointed. It's kinda like hemorrhoids; you hope that they will stay away but they always come back sooner or later. I'm tired of voting, I feel like selling my vote, I think I would get more satisfaction out of a material item, or Cold Hard Cash than empty promises. Someone asked not to long ago what use all these political flyers are that come in the mail I find that they make great dust pans. Whenever I buy one of those things, one of my neighbors sneaks away with it. Those flyers are just perfect, strong enough to stay flush with the ground making trash easy to pick up with one sweep some of them can be used time and time again. I got one today that I know will last at least a month!
Sometimes I read other sources of nudes around here. I saw something online in the S.B. Daily about Edhat, Noozhawk, and the View being in some type of competition. Will I guess that makes some of the nasty comments I have been getting on the Scanner Reports make a little more sense. I don't consider myself in competition with anyone. I have always written the Reports and Code Reds to let people know what is going on in our Community. I think the public should be warned if there is a Rapist loose on the streets, or some other dangerous criminal. The public should know if there are Scam Artists running around. Where thefts and burglaries are being committed what we need to do as a community to keep our children safe. Most of the time I'm not asleep I listen to a scanner.
Long before I had a computer I was warning people of crime on our streets. It's so much easier now to just type up a few words hit a key and it's online. My voice isn't as raw anymore warning the neighbors by megaphone. As far as my writing well I write it the way I write this ain't no Rodger Dodger Beauty pageant. I yam whom I yam and that's it don't like it don't read it no one is twisting your arm.
With dat - Hair is your Scanner Reports, Monday:
Public Assist for a man possibly stuck under the floor of his van. That is what it sounded like they said. Two engines responded he was soon free.
600 Block of San Pasqual someone cut with a piece of glass and bitten during a domestic dispute.
Suicidal subject in the 2700 Block of El Prado unknown method.
415 Domestic between a brother and sister 400 Block of Canada.
Embezzlement investigation in the 2900 Block of DLV.
5150 Under the influence of Meth raising HELL at Cottage ER.
Possible attempt of parental abduction near K-Mart in Goleta.
Medical Emergency at County Jail.
Commercial Burglary 459 in the 300 Block of East Carrillo.
Aggressive Panhandler 21 North Milpas Street.
Transient Disturbing at USA Gas 8 South Milpas.
1000 Block of Cliff Drive 242 Assault between roommates or possibly ex roommate who was leaving and decided on a little Assault he then drove away in a U-Haul truck police caught up with the Assaulter in the 500 Block of Cornel victim did not want to press charges said something about the aggressor bringing back the pots and pans.
Hazard Investigation breaker box sparking 1100 Block of San Andreas.
5150 Female yelling at passersby 3100 Block of State reporting party whom I believe wished to remain anonymous said something about possibly seeing a knife. I don't believe the police found one released the poor gal.
1100 Block of State Black male adult grabbed some necklaces and ran off last seen West on Figueroa wearing tan shorts, and a tan top.
415 Customer vs Employee at the Chevron on Coast Village Road.
Injury Traffic Accident Garden at Cabrillo vehicle vs bicyclist, major injuries.
Check the Welfare of a grandmother and her grandchildren in a residence on DLV possibly involved in domestic dispute.
Illegal camper in doorway near garage in the 1500 Block of State street.
Forged prescription 470pc at The Medicine Shoppe 1400 Block of State Street.
242 Chino at Valerio several subjects in big blue pickup truck or SUV beat up on one subject then they drove away.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
261pc Rape attempt in the 6500 Block of Seville suspect pulled a knife, white or Hispanic male in 20's grey hoodie, black shoes.
SBPD on some type of investigation involving collusions sounded like a hit and run driver on Los Alturas Road and 1300 Block of East DLG.
415 Over a scratched vehicle in the 1800 Block of State Street.
Urinating or going poo poo in public in lot 10, white male.
200 Block of Nogales refusal to pay cab fare.
Credit Card fraud on Deer Trail Circle.
1200 Block of Cacique Suspicious circumstances on the foot bridge.
459 Burglary investigation in the 3700 Block of State Street.
242 Assault in the 400 Block of Rose Avenue.
Engine 2 Wash Down Cacique Foot Bridge 1200 Block of Cacique.-
2800 Block of DLV 415 Domestic male had warrants so he went home police caught up with him.
1000 Block of East DLG Teenager down in roadway fell off skateboard.
Embezzlement GNC Employee still there not for long.
Overdose possible death Goleta sad.
That is it for now, y'all. Dog Willing well see you all on FRYdaze. Roger
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