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Scanner Reports 5-7-12
updated: May 07, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
I guess we don't need a Gang Injunction after all, the Chief says the Gangs are in Remission and I haven't heard hide or hair of any Gang Activity for at least two days now. Also they have cut back on the WMA= White male adult so on and so forth. I guess maybe someone thought that was racist I don't know. I did not think it was. It really did not sound like there was a whole lot of violent crime there was some just not as much as usual. With the forced closing of the dispensaries many will say the gangs have moved on also. If that is so maybe we could close all the liquor stores and all go to Church. We could become the Stepford community we were always meant to be! If some people have a tough time with their various addictions there are plenty of 12-StepFORD groups to go around to help them conform and obey. I'm just wondering has anyone noticed any Zombie like creatures walking around?
Hair is Thy Scanner Reports, FRYdaze:
200 Block of West Alamar 415 Domestic male threw his Skateboard at the female.
Calle Cesar Chavez possibly near the tracks suicide attempt subject cut himself with a piece of glass in the chest and is bleeding heavy.
Vehicle Fire Cliff and Meigs a black Mustang.
Injury traffic Accident at the Montecito Roundabout single vehicle off the road rollover.
Medical Emergency for someone with neurological issues.
261 Rape occurred on Turnpike victim in hospital.
Check the Welfare of a male lying in a driveway 2800 Block of DLV.
500 Block of East Gutierrez vehicle being towed with K-9 God inside.
459 Burglary to a residence in the 2100 Block of State Street.
Check the Welfare of a female Citizen of the World Down in the 200 Block of West Cabrillo.
On the West Side 288 (Child Molestation) Investigation.
Drunk Driver on Shoreline.
23103 Reckless Driver in a red pickup near the Boys Club male Citizen of the World driving.
Medical Emergency for an Ill Male at the bus stop.
Medical Emergency for a leg injury at the Sea Landing.
Illegal dumping DLG at Orange.
242 Assault The park near the Abandoned Church and the Clinic, Ron the Fisherman beat him up. Sounds like the transformations are taking place soon we will all be Citizens of the World. It's all part of the Nude World Odor.
Juvenile under the influence of an unknown substance in the 4500 Block of Hollister.
Anapamu at Bath injury traffic accident.
3900 Block of State Street A malfunctioned Citizen of the World committed a strong Arm Robbery and was caught hiding in a rebel camp on the outskirts of 5 points.
10851 Stolen Auto on Olive Street with possible suspect information.
Garcia at Milpas male down in the street it's just a Citizen of the World who shed his skin.
In the County somewhere the street sounded like one name that it wasn't some type of possible suicide attempt where a woman was reported to have stabbed herself multiple times in the chest. It sounded kinda suspicious to me. Like that man in Hobart Indiana who hit himself 144 times in the head and the county coroner ruled it a suicide, 10 or so years ago.
400 Block of East Haley trespassing.
Vehicle vs semi vehicle on fire 166 at Wasioja, one death.
Suicidal subject 331 West Montecito Street.
459 to a residence at Maravilla in Goleta.
Mentally Disturbed man in his 40's took a box cutter from a worker on the wharf and refused to give it back rode away on a bicycle.
Scanner Reports, Saturday:
500 Block of Hot Springs possible prowler.
415 Subjects screaming on break at 4am 6500 Block of Trigo.
Motel 6 on Calle Real in Goleta Ex Hubbie showed up with kiddies and is in the parking lot. While his neglectful ex-wife parties in a room with one of her nude boyfriends. The boyfriend has 3 kiddies of his own all sleeping in the car also in the parking lot. Ex Hubbie says besides sex the wife is doing drugs.
Suicide attempt in the 1400 Block of Garden by overdose.
Illegal camper 1500 Block of State Street Cantwell's patio.
Medical Emergency for a diabetic reaction 700 Block of Cacique Street.
A block from the shelter also on Cacique near Powers street officer runs a name of a citizen of the world who has an extensive record as a sex offender.
415 in the 300 Block of East Carrillo.
Fire reported out in A trash can next to the public library.
3500 Block of Baseline Fire and Medics responding for wreck.
Female transport of medi-vac chopper with ankle injury to Cottage Hospital.
415 Fight 32 Anacapa male and female.
300 Block of East DLG 4 Year old child calling 911 to report that his parents abuse him.
Large Party at Red Rock everyone is drunk and dehydrated no mention of marijuana use but the alcohol is flowing. Sure hope they are not all driving down the pass.
1100 Block of Quinientos elderly woman asking for help and asking someone to stop. Police responding citizens of the world report that woman was homeless and incoherent.
Medical Emergency for a fall victim in a laundry room injuries.
Here we go 80's blue Volvo station wagon blond male driving in his 20's into oncoming traffic down 154 East toward town 23152 Drunk driver.
Mesa thousand steps dog bites 2 victims Animal control was requested but from what I heard would only come out if the dog was in custody. Because they don't work on the weekends. Another Edhatter did a story about this and stated that police let the dog and owner go? I wonder if the suspect and dog would have been homeless if they would get the same treatment.
245 Assault with a deadly weapon baseball bat 200 South Milpas at Circle K. Suspect, a woman was arrested a short time later on the tracks at Calle Cesar Chavez.
Assault in the 3500 Block of State Street Fire and medics responded police.
415 Rock throwers in the 400 Block of South Milpas.
Report of 415 Fight in the 300 Block of West Cabrillo.
Bottle throwers on Trigo damaging building in the 6600 Block of Sabado Tarde.
Forest Service Personnel along with Sheriff and other law enforcement agencies to break up a large party on Pine Mountain.
Medical Emergency for a woman down to the front of 230 West Valerio unknown problem.
415, 242 in white van with brown stripe requesting code 2 police says another man choked him in the 300 Block of Edison.
Juvenile on electronic monitoring living in Mission Canyon failed to return home when she was supposed to, now she's in trouble.
Injury traffic accident 300 Block of Garden in the Underpass.
1600 Block of San Pasqual male beating female up in the middle of the street. She got away running East on Arrellaga police caught up with her. I think he got arrested.
23152 Red Dodge State and Calle Real registered to the 100 Block of North Milpas.
288 Child Molestation Investigation downtown Santa Barbara area.
Check the Welfare of a subject in the gutter 400 Loma Alta.
Medical Emergency for a 7 month old fall victim with a head injury 600 Block of Eucalyptus.
Medical Emergency for an unresponsive Fall Victim 500 Block of Anacapa Street.
Loud Potty Del Mar at San Pasqual.
Scanner Reports, Sunday:
State at Los Olivos unknown type disturbance request for Code 3 (Lights and Siren) back up and a supervisor.
415 Domestic ex boyfiend inside refusing to leave 600 Block of West DLG male possibly bit the female.
415 Neighbors 300 Block of East DLG.
Cell phone taken from the Apple Store 928 State Street.
242 Assault woman choked by male at the massage parlor Calle Real at State street I wonder what ya get for 25 bucks?
1200 Block of Gillespie several Hispanic male young men riding in a vehicle all wearing white shirts the report was that they are possibly casing the area.
RR Gates down at Garden again officer said they were that way yesterday too. After a while he said they went back up. So if the gates are down and there is no train coming if they went up I'd be looking for a train.
23152 Drunk Driver in green Honda Civic next to the gas pumps at Circle K. 3800 Block of State Street, Utah plates. Driver was also reported to have vandalized the bathroom.
Report of male juvenile yelling for help around Sarah House off Modoc.
415 Between friends in the 1200 Block of Liberty.
Fire reported out in a trash can in the 300 Block of Veronica.
Will my chair just cracked that could only mean one thang..I'll be on the floor soon BUMMER! I need to get another chair...Well have a great Monday and Dog willing we will not only see you on Wednesday, we will have a new chair. Roger
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