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Scanner Reports 5-2-12
updated: May 02, 2012, 7:05 AM

By Roger the Scanner Guy

Welcome to Wednesday, another hump day and your Mid-Week Scanner Reports. Lots of weird stuff going on out there, elevating into a little more violent crime. I was awake the other night when I heard that rollover accident on Canada. I was lying in bed tired but thinking that I should get up and do a Code Red on it. I didn't because I thought it was just another Drunk Driver crashing his car. There are so many of those it's becoming common. Almost as if it's accepted by society like in the Old Days. Back then a lot of the times you would either get escorted home or driven home as long as you were nice to the police and did not call them "Pig" Like I had a bad habit of doing. Will that is the way it is where I'm from. Now they toss the book at you. I would say throw but I think people get released quicker now that the jails are full. It's almost as if one has to almost destroy themselves to learn a lesson nowadays. No one else is going to teach them unless they screw over the wrong person. Like this guy back in my hometown.

This dude named Kevin took it upon himself to move in with the guy and his girlfriend. He did not ax he just moved in then he made the mistake of stealing the home owner or renters shotgun which belonged to his Gran Daddy SNOT a good idea to go POO POO where you eat. The guy he ripped off, who looks a HELL of a lot like a certain caveman on a certain vehicle insurance commercial slammed a pick axe through Kevin's forehead and yelled "That's for stealing my Gran Daddys Shotgun!" This guy was obviously not only the wrong guy to become roommates with; he was also the wrong guy to screw over. Kevin's body or parts of it was recently found behind the garage where it lay for a little over 2 years. The Caveman's girlfriend got mad at him and told her Daddy that he killed Kevin. I find it a little weird that this body was just hanging out in the backyard smelling up the neighborhood and no one called it in. If they would have left Kevin sitting at a Bus Stop he might still be there. Or maybe someone would have used him for bait fishing for carp in the Chicago River. I ate carp caught from the Chicago River once.

It was pretty good back in the Day even though the carp probably wasn't all I ate. Oh well it's all out of my system now. I saw some pretty heavy looking guys in my HOOD Tuesday. It's kinda weird because I don't recall seeing them before around this neck of the woods. Of course it was payday and maybe they were selling H and S, It looked a little like South Central. My neighbor was on the other side of Milpas walking by he is from South Central he totally stopped and was staring at these guys. It could be either way though they could be Bad Guys, or even Good Guys. I mean under covers, but I have never seen them before so if they are the good guys they have fooled old Roger and not many people fool Old Roger. Man I got a real taste for carp I don't know why. I'll have to check out the selection in the frozen fish at Trader Joes in the morning and see if they got some carp.

Hair is your Scanner Reports, Monday:

  • 5150 Walk Away from Cottage last seen walking East on Junipero wearing a bright red sweatshirt.
  • Possible overdose in the 300 Block of West Valerio.
  • Man on foot from rehab in Santa Ynez Valley heading to Cold Springs Bridge to jump, he never made it police got him first.
  • Elderly female patient at Samarkand 242ed Assaulted staff. This was the first call there were two. I hear a lot of Fall
  • Victims with head injuries a lot lately kind of makes me wonder?
  • At the Motel 6 on Via Real a man woke up with lacerations on his throat and does not know how they got there so he called 911.
  • Figueroa and State street report of trash can on fire.
  • Possible male with a gun, or it coulda been a cell phone on Del Norte in Isla Vista.
  • Cathedral Oaks at Cambridge Sheriff cars getting Lojak hits off a stolen vehicle turned out to be a John Deer Skip Loader and it was found on San Marcos Road I believe.
  • Up in the North County a 415 Family Domestic after calling 911 they thought they had hung up the phone but the dispatcher could hear them talking about getting their stories straight for the police.
  • A vehicle flew off the cliffs on highway 1 six miles South of Lompoc 200 feet down landing on its roof. No one was in the vehicle and it was stolen.
  • Getting off from highway 101 onto Patterson were two fellas in an old green GMC pickup truck drinking Coronas out of the bottle like they were sitting in a bar.
  • Cota and Bath suspicious subject wearing a smiley face mask, wearing a black suit. When police got there he was gone but later on there was a report of possibly the same man following someone on State Street. I believe he was last seen heading West on Haley Street.
  • State at Los Olivos 10851 stolen auto recovered.
  • Another 23152 Drunk driver in the area of 132 Harbor Way in a Blue Toyota Primus.
  • Seville in Isla Vista theft of Laptop, I keep wanting to say theft of Lap Dance.
  • 415 Patient fighting with police at Samarkand 242ing Staff again officer requests code 2 medics and SBPD Supervisor. Poor lady she probably doesn't even realize what she is doing, and she's probably scared out of her wits too.
  • I heard something about a small Brush fire in Ventura County at Oak Knolls.
  • In the 200 Block of Vernal a woman was pounding on someone's door and yelling for them to call the police I never found out why.
  • Report of a woman down on the ground and a group of transients all around her numerous reporting parties Calle Cesar Chavez and Cabrillo. Turns out the woman was having a medical problem.
  • 2 WMAs looking into vehicles in the 700 Block of East Micheltorena.
  • Hot Prowl intruder inside of home. Woman and child locked in the bathroom several SBPD Units were on the way. Dispatcher reported woman now in front possible other neighbors attempting to detain police arrived a lot of them I'd say within 2 or 3 minutes and arrested the Bad Guy. Great Work SBPD!
  • Structure Fire report 1900 Block of San Pasqual man was on the phone with a woman. Suddenly she yells that her kitchen was on fire and the phone disconnects. He calls 911, reports it they respond all of them full response there was no fire. They actually said there is no problem here.

    Scanner Reports, Tuesday:

  • Injury traffic accident vehicle vs ped 500 Block of West Pueblo.
  • 23103 Reckless Driver heavy set male in a green 80's Buick 2-Door. I used to have this old 65 Pontiac Bonneville and my girlfriend had a 72 Buick Electra 225 we used to play chicken in our cars. My Old Pontiac just tore that old Buick all to HELL! I love old cars.
  • Transients in the parking lot at Dwight Murphy involved in H and S.
  • In the 200 Block of Lighthouse Road there were 6 vehicles in the no barking zone.
  • Casa Dorinda 300 Hot Springs Road theft of Jewelry
  • In the County somewhere a woman called in to report that her husband is missing for 10 or 12 years.
  • Check the Welfare of someone's neighbor in the 1400 Block of School House Road whom is hammering loudly and screaming profanities.
  • Police are looking for a suicidal person that usually hangs out in the city parks a guy named Jeff 6 feet tall 260 pounds.
  • Another suicidal man called his girlfriend and said he found the perfect cliff to jump from that hurts like HELL just thinking about it. His name is Austin 5'8 170 pounds.
  • Meanwhile in the 500 Block of Bath Street a woman under the influence of something? Pulled into a parking lot and smashed into 2 vehicles. After a moment or two she exited the vehicle a silver Mercedes SUV and entered a medical building. I heard nothing else.
  • Report of a Code 40 Drunk passed out in the Alano Club.

    I did not get that many today but there's always the Code Reds. Have a Great Hump Day and Dog Willing me Pooh Bear and Belinda will see you on FRYday. Roger


     

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