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Scanner Reports 4-25-12
updated: Apr 25, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Wednesday- Wednesday Humpster Day Cold and Rainy. I heard a police officer say over the scanner on Tuesday Morning that a bunch of wallets and ID's were stolen from...? That part I did not quite hear. I heard someplace but I'm not sure I heard it right therefore I cannot say a hundred percent that they were stolen from the place I thought I heard. Even then I'm not sure I would say it if it was a business. The police know where it happened that is what is important. The Police went to several addresses involving this and at one place they stated that there had been a burglary, I will not share those addresses here for obvious reasons. I guess the best thing to say is carry your wallet in your front left pocket. It has a less chance of being pickpocketed from there. It SUCKS when you can't even go out and enjoy your evening without someone ripping you off. Another reason why I'm glad I'm poor white trash no one wants to rip me off. I can't afford to go out. When I do go out to lunch on occasion I only go out to "All you can eat" joints and I always take a trash bag with me for the doggie bag. I like those doggie bags since I look like Santa Claus everyone just thinks I'm carrying presents.
We had a very special guest in our little community Tuesday Morning. A wood chipper came to visit us it was very exciting. Quality Tree Care was here to remove a problem tree that someone planted right next to an otter tree in the back of our property. I hated to see the tree go as I do most living things. They tried to back the truck in the back but it wouldn't go very far in fact it wouldn't go past my place. So I got to watch the Wood chipper in action from my bathroom. I think a Wood chipper parked next to someone's bathroom is a sure fire way to cure constipation, It worked on me anyway. Two things I really love; Wood chippers, and all you can eat restaurants.
Hair is your Scanner Reports, Monday:
There was a medical emergency for a fall victim with a possible head injury at 235 East Cota.
470 Forgery of a check investigation in the first Block of South Salinas in a market.
2 Transients were trespassing in the 6700 Block of highway 246.
At the Casino parents whom attempted to dump their child in the Lobby all night instead left him out in the car alone all night.
900 Block of Garden 20002 Hit and Run investigation.
Injury Traffic accident DLV and Carrillo vehicle vs Ped.
One in custody somewhere in town for 273.5 Domestic violence.
1000 Block of Anacapa female fall victim with back injury.
Fall victim in Samarkand head injury.
First Block of West Anapamu theft subjects last seen South on State Street.
415 Neighbors 1000 Block of Garcia Road.
Wanted Subject was on house arrest but cut his ball and chain and ran away 400 Block of Islay.
2 Code 40 DRUNK transients falling down 4300 Block of State Street.
Someone broke into the Ensemble Theatre 914 Santa Barbara Street.
23103 Reckless driver grey series 3 BMW Glen Annie near Cathedral Oaks registered 2700 Block of Mira Dero Santa Barbara.
Public assist at Dwight Murphy for a subject with their kid locked in the car.
Report of someone attempting to climb the barricade at Cold Springs Arch Bridge, police were unable to locate.
Another suicidal subject threatening to jump in front of a train is said to be hanging out with a group of transients near the beach. SBPD never found this person either maybe they were raptured.
415 Door pounder in the 2000 Block of Modoc.
1400 Block of Pacific 459 to a residence.
2600 Block of Foothill Lane 415 Domestic.
415 Refusing to leave subject just outside the Emergency Room at Cottage Hospital.
594 Vandalism to the old Sugar Silos on Betteravia Santa Maria.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
Medical Emergency at the County Jail for a subject with lacerations.
800 Block of East Anapamu 594 gang graffiti, Monday there was a report taken for graffiti in the 700 Block of East Anapamu.
7th and Elm unknown if injury traffic accident.
Castillo and Montecito Code 40, DRUNK down partially in the street.
Numerous Wallets and ID's taken from some location in Santa Barbara Monday night one theft might have resulted in a burglary.
415 Domestic 1200 Block of East Montecito reporting party's girlfriend broke window possibly ripped off his laptop.
816 Cacique 415 and threats of stabbing with a knife, but no knife seen front of the shelter.
594 Vandalism to the Cabrillo Bath House.
500 Block of West Los Olivos 415 Domestic couple breaking things slamming doors and yelling.
1300 Block of Harmon 20002 hit and run, suspect a neighbor is refusing to give out insurance information.
Anutter 415 over money involving the same jokers from 800 Block of Cacique now at Garden and Cota.
100 Block of Chapala transient challenging someone to fight near the youth hostel.
Check the Welfare of a little girl in a wheel chair panhandling in front of Albertsons on Cliff Drive. Yep put those kids to work young!
Check the Welfare of a 3 year old child with her Grandmother in the 900 Block of State Street with various sores on her face possible child abuse.
Idiot running from police officer in Ortega Park threw something away first running east, then west, and then North, Police finally stopped him from going south. I don't know exactly what he was doing but they were looking for what he dropped unknown if they found it, whatever it was.
Report of a 12 year old girl left in the Cacique Street Shelter by her mother who left her there.
1200 Block of Alta Vista 415 Domestic. A lot of these lately. Sometimes the couples start beating on each other WHY ARE THEY TOGETHER?
Another one 3400 Block of Richland Drive I used to know a woman lives up there, it's probably her, she's a rageaholic.
Another man beating a woman in a gold Hyundai on San Andreas It SUCKS being lonely but better lonely than dead.
484 Construction tools 2600 Block of Grand that is in the County somewhere. Some weird call about a dog on Casitas Pass sounded like someone wanted their dog put down and they were tying him up to a flag pole? Really did not seem to make much sense.
415 Investigation at the surgery department at Cottage Hospital.
Anyway, that's enough out of me for now. Enjoy your HUMP DAY on the way to the Weekend. Dog willing we will see you all then. Roger
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