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Scanner Reports 4-23-12
updated: Apr 23, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Another Monday, beginning of a nude week, the first day of the rest of your life, etc., etc. A dear neighbor was testing their Audible Alarm Sunday Afternoon. It's very Audible. I won't break in there. NOW SHUT IT OFF! I bet this sort of thing doesn't go on for hours in Hope Ranch. Just another one of those abuses we POOR people gotta put up with in this town. Why I oughta, ougtha, oughta, Full Blast my Megaphone tunes to the theme of Titanic. Stay Tuned! Oh my Golly it's 4:20, I'll be back in a few short moments.
I'm back. Wow, never heard that before; a 290 Registrant x2. That is a sex offender times 2 ran on the Sheriff channel but he lives in Santa Barbara. Crazy stuff goes on in this town. Like this dude, first call I heard FRYday morning High Profile burglar released after 4 days in jail. He was wanted for 3 rooftop burglaries in Carpinteria. Police were looking for him almost a month. KEYT even did a story on him. Released after 4 days in jail. Oh wait a minute it's 4:20 Again I'll be right back. I'll tell you a lot of Lap tops are stolen in this town. I think IV gets hit the worst, but the otter day I heard 4 got taken from a dorm room at Westmont. It's a constant issue in IV mostly it seems on Del Playa. I'm wondering about people that are victims of this crime. Do they just go out and buy another laptop? Those things get expensive after a while don't they? And for the OTTER SIDE of the coin I guess it's a fast buck for criminals. How much do they go for? Hot Laptops? And are they all sold through C.L.? I hear C.L. is the place to sell hot items. I just wonder about stuff like that. The old days you went to a fence and they bought and sold stolen goods, I'm sure they are still around.
Here is your Scanner Reports, Fryday:
Heard a police officer say that a high profile thief was released from jail the night before.
Possible bus on fire in the 5900 Block of Encina.
415, 5150 Subject inside the Montecito YMCA, a former member.
10851 Auto Theft recovery in the 600 Block of Bath.
Suicide attempt 1200 Block of Punta Gorda overdose.
Fire Alarms Ringing Balboa Building 735 State Street, Oh Nevermind it's just burnt toast.
Someone went pee-pee in the Cacique Underpants. I was walking through there the otter day saw one HELL of a skidmark it looked more like a burn out. Already a little graffiti and broken glass in there too.
200 Block of West Montecito male down with head laceration.
Someone fell out of a car at Thrifty Gas on upper State.
There was a hit and run suspect running away from the scene South on La Cumbre from State Street in a white Toyota.
Another hit and run on West Arrellaga suspect was driving a blue truck.
There were 2 responses to the same suicidal subject on Grand Ave.
A traffic accident at Sola and Anacapa.
4 Transients were smoking weed at Cacique and Quarantina it was 4:20.
3800 Block of La Cumbre Lane it was a vehicle vs Ped.
Los Olivos at Garden a public accident male fall victim with a head injury.
Firemen were having a discussion about what calls they were going to respond to.
A transient was observed with a large stack of Credit Cards near Riddle Construction on Casitas Pass.
200 South Salinas people were throwing things at vehicles.
Domestic 700 Block of West Carrillo.
Scanner Reports, Saturday:
23103 Reckless driver 101 southbound small red car CA plate partial 5KQU???
459 To a shed Yananoli at Grey.
459 Vehicle 2000 Block of Red Rose Way.
Cabrillo at Calle Cesar Chavez 415 Brandishing a knife it sounded like it wasn't a knife later on.
470 Forgery credit card suspect at Bus stop Montecito at Milpas tried to use card in Scolaris.
417 Brandishing a knife this time at Anapamu and San Pasqual a sister pulled a butcher knife on her brother.
Suspicious subject heavyset HMA 40'S-50's hanging out in room at Franklin School.
A guest refusing to leave the hotel in the 3700 Block of State Street.
415 Customer employee Circle K 200 South Milpas pushing and shoving.
Code Blue 1000 East Haley Street.
Segway Crash Garden at Cota.
20001 Felony hit and run Ontare and State Street.
Mother with 3 young children up at Red Rock drunk as a skunk talking about taking the kids for a little drive.
Suspicious subject tried to jump over reporting party's fence in the 1200 Block of Gillespie. Now standing in the middle of the street in front of reporting party's house staring. Subject is a male wearing a grey shirt and black panties now walking toward reporting party.
Medical emergency at the Museum on Puesta Del Sol, juvenile with head injury near the Whale.
State and Sola 415 between passengers on a limo bus.
Someone refusing to leave a residence they attempted suicide twice in the last week at 1200 Block of Punta Gorda, you would think they would want to leave.
20002 Hit and Run front of Wells Fargo on Anacapa suspect lives right around the corner.
Report of an HMA on the beach at Look Out Park target shooting.
Deputies in foot pursuit of subject with warrants near Sandy Land Cove. Belinda's old neighborhood.
4 Lap Tops taken from the dorm rooms at Westmont.
Suspicious Subject talking to himself near Sandy Land Cove. Wow next time I start talking to myself I better call the police. I'm suspicious.
State and Gutierrez fall victim head injury.
Structure Fire reported out 3700 Block of San Remo.
Suspicious circumstances 1000 Block of Chino someone possibly in the construction area.
Haley and Alisos water main break.
1700 Block of Sunset 415 Domestic.
2500 Block of Bath street intruder in back yard of vacant home next door hears glass breaking.
Something Sparking in the 1700 Block of Anacapa.
306 West Cabrillo two code 40's DRUNKS in traffic.
Scanner Reports, Sunday:
Check the Welfare of a man down on a hillside on Modoc. He was actually really drunk so code 2 medics were called.
In the 300 Block of West Valerio there was a woman passed out behind the wheel of a white Honda in the wrong drive way.
Threats investigation in the 500 Block of North Milpas.
Someone traced their stolen cell phone to someone in the 200 Block of North Milpas.
200 Block of West Mason 487 Theft investigation and possible 415 argument.
Female transient screaming inside Gelson's for 10 minutes.
220 Investigation I think in the County 220 is Rape Attempt.
1800 Block of Bath Street a 415 Argument over a stolen dog.
200 Block of Santa Cruz Blvd a 459, burglary.
Medical Emergency for an unconscious person at Goleta beach.
200 Block of North Milpas HMA Pulls over in black Honda sedan throws beer cans out of car, gets out takes a leak gets back in car drives off.
Another male drops his panties on Chapala waters the trees pulls em up and walks on. I think the cops caught up to him.
415 Domestic 18 South Milpas in front of the Old Post Office.
415 Fight 242 Assault at the Goleta Athletic Club. I think they said it was over orange peels in the parking lot. I wish I had an orange right now. Oh well.
Police on a 415 in the first block of North Milpas.
That is it for me kiddies, Have a great Monday and Dog Willing Me, Poopy Bear, and Belinda will see you on Wednesday. Roger
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