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Scanner Reports 4-16-12
updated: Apr 16, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Happy, Happy, Monday! The sun is out the birds are singing. There was a lotta crime over the weekend. SNOT so much on Sunday as the previous daze. My Neighbors unwillingly got in on some crime last week. A woman was almost sexually assaulted. She was visually assaulted for sure. A homeless man cornered her in the laundry room of their complex on South Milpas. She was bent over digging her clothing out of the dryer when she straightened up and turned there was a man directly behind her staring at her body, blocking her from leaving momentarily. I did not get the jerks description. I think they are all kinda in shock about it. That would scare me if someone was standing behind me like that. I'd probably tackle the sumabeach, crushing him against the back wall. I did that to my company commander in the Navy, he wasn't too happy about that. I got this thing about people sneaking up behind me. I could understand her fear and disgust when she turned and observed this puke staring at her expecting sex. From what her friend shared with me that is how it sounded. I hear that WASP Spray is good for scum bags like that. Maybe next time I get paid I'll make sure they got a can for their laundry room.
Seems like spring has affected the crime rate also. There was much more this weekend than last if this is any indication of what thy Summer has in store for us we might be in trouble. Although from the sounds over the Scanner of SBPD's take downs I would not want to be on the receiving end of their wrath, SNOT at all. If nothing else they do take care of us to the BEAST of their ability. Some may say 6 minutes is a slow response time for emergency calls but I listen to a Scanner a lot and I'd have to say in most cases it's 2-3 minutes tops.
I was a talking to my Mama on Sunday she told me Chicago is having alotta homicides - mostly from Drive By shootings. I thought she was exaggerating when she said 46 people were shot dead in a weekend in Chicago, maybe she meant in a week. A Chicago Police officer told her that officers were getting laid off and there's not enough police officers in Chicago to control crimes, especially violent crimes. He also said that violent crime such as homicide is growing across the United States and the reason it for it is DRUGS, and GANGS. I have to wonder how many are under the influence of alcohol when they do their deeds.
Alcohol was always my drug of choice when I broke the law - which mostly consisted of people running away and things flying. I appreciate all of you who report crimes to the police and those of you that take the time to report them on Edhat with stories and sometimes pictures.
Hair is thy Scanner Reports, Fryday:
Murder - Suicide, Attempt murder, on Camino De Vida Goleta.
County McCormicks Gas 242 Assault involving customers.
Suicide on Humphry Road in Montecito, jump from a balcony.
Rollover Traffic Accident 101 NB just North of Glen Annie.
Lightning strike to transformer in County.
211 Robbery Investigation at the station occurred on Thursday.
594 Vandalism at the Community Center on St. Vincent's property.
Carrillo Castillo in the parking lot report of 415 Road Rage.
900 Block of Walnut 20002 Hit and Run.
1131 State Street Suicide attempt overdose on antibiotics.
Theft of Cash from Fess Parker Inn.
On Greenwood Check the Welfare of a woman 6 feet tall 260 pounds who stated that she wanted to 187 (Kill) her husband over the scanner she sounded very much under the influence of a lot of things. It almost sounded to me like the reporting party wanted her dead with all the things they were reporting about her.
USA Gas 8 South Milpas one call sounded like some type of 415. There was another later probably another 415.
415, 5150 yelling in the office of The Falldown Hotel on East Haley.
242 Assault investigation 4000 Block of Foothill.
All units were cleared from Camino De Vida at around 4:37pm.
200 Block of West Islay 3 HMJs prowling. SBPD showed up go one or two the otters got away, there were actually 4 involved. They were prowling vehicles.
Warrant Service 800 Block of Waldron several units show up, along with k-9 and supervisor. All was well they just gave up.
Unknown if injury traffic accident vehicle off road in 2300 Block of Foothill.
Code 40 Drunk and Suicidal man in his 40's wearing Green Jeans in 1400 Block of San Andreas.
A woman was found in the Alleyway next to Dargan's Restaurant 18 East Ortega apparently she had been assaulted. I have no idea whether the Assault was Domestic, A physical, or Sexual Attack.
Some sort of 415 between neighbors where one had a gun but Sheriff was able to get control of that situation.
Later on I found out there had been a stabbing overnight in the 1000 Block of Del Mar Ave 2 men were stabbed one sounded like treated and released the other with life threatening injuries.
Scanner Reports, Saturday:
A search warrant was served at a residence where a stabbing took place the evening before in the 1000 Block of Del Mar Ave.
300 Block of North Nopal 10851 Vehicle theft.
Somewhere in the county a UPS truck drove off the road.
Suspicious Circumstances at a home in the 700 Block of North Alisos. Papa Bear woke up and found someone sleeping in his home he did not know.
Unknown if injury traffic accident Canon Perdido and Garden male possibly had seizure, single vehicle accident.
Beating Victim found up on the Pass West Camino Cielo and Highway 154.
Wash Down "Blood" 1000 Block of Del Mar Ave.
1300 Block of Euclid "Keep the Peace."
Suspicious circumstances grey Nissan possibly involved in stealing of tools in the 300 Block of West Valerio.
Report of a pregnant female, 7 months. Drunk and drinking from an open container of Booze on her way to Oceano, Driving a gold Infinity.
400 Block of Chapala 415 over a stolen vehicle.
415 Transient 600 Block of State Street.
20002 Hit and Run, parking lot of 816 Cacique. Tan El Camino suspect last seen West on Cacique.
242 Assault at Cottage Emergency.
Suspicious Circumstances 2 male transients, carrying a female transient in the area of 18 South Milpas.
Keep the Peace at Cottage Hospital while CWS takes an infant child into protective custody.
Some Wacko threw a bicycle in front of an MTD Bus at Calle Morales and State Street. And the wacko also threatened the driver of the bus. The driver just ignored the wacko and drove off.
484 in custody at Rite Aid 35 South Milpas, 484 is a Shoplifter.
In the 200 Block of State Street there was a Check the Welfare of a code 40 female carrying around an infant child. One thing you don't do is take an infant out partying.
Wanted Man Brian McCarthy captured by SBPD on DLV.
Code 40 Drunk down inside 7-11 in the 3400 Block of State Street.
Male Subject in 2-Door Black BMW passed a Counterfeit 100.00 Dollar bill in the 3000 Block of State Street. I wish I could pass 100.00 Dollar Counterfeit Bills. I'd be sitting on my Throne all day!
242 Assault Arrellaga at San Andreas victim following suspect that hit him. I don't know if the police caught up with those 4 guys.
Panhandlers at 21 North Milpas.
Bicycle laying in number 2 Lane highway 101 just North of Winchester...Da Bus?
500 Block of East Anapamu either a 459 Burglary, or 594 vandalism.
242 Assault female in parking lot 300 Block of West Pueblo boyFIEND hit her in the 200 Block of West Pueblo. A few moments after his girlfriend called him in he called in from Cottage Hospital. I HOPE SHE GETS AWAY FROM HIM.
Stabbing on San Molino in Goleta either with a broken bottle or a knife gang related.
Report of a man chasing a woman over the Ortega turned out to be some type of film shoot.
Fire and medics reported to the Santa Barbara Police department for a subject hit over the head with a bottle or a 245, Assault with a dead weapon.-
Scanner Reports, Sunday:
Suicide attempt wrist slash with a knife on Spring Street.
Structure Fire first block of Leslie Drive Dryer on fire actually it was an Appliance fire in a structure.
20002 Cabrillo and Milpas victim in lite colored Mustang follow suspect in black coupe into Montecito before suspect lost him.
Double Suicide attempt somewhere in the county two people cutting themselves.
Early this morning Sheriff Deputy had a drunk driver pull over with a smashed up car but could not figure out what the guy hit.
At 99 North Fairview reporting party witnessed man in an older black Mustang jump a curb and reported him as a possible drunk driver.
1144, Death County.
Alcohol Overdose in Motel 6 on Via Real.
415 Transient yelling inside the Church on Calle Caesar Chavez so they are calling the police on him. All I want to know is WWJDD? I went to the same church when Bush was the president and one of the preachers there told me that they disagreed with my faith (Catholic) and that I voted for a sinful democrat. I left knowing that when I passed on to my eternal serenity it was going to be spent in thy Milpas Underpants.
42 Assault in the Picnic area of Leadbetter Beach, 4 subjects.
Report of HMA transient entering bathroom with underage female last seen walking toward Bev Mo from McKenzie Park.
Loud Music on Del Playa.
Medical Emergency 33 East Micheltorena Notre Dame School.Code 40, Drunk Fall Victim from the stairs.
Medical Emergency, 7 year old fall victim from the Carrousel in Chase Palm Park.
200 Block of Ladera 415 Domestic.
Well that's it for now but stayed turned because Dog Willing me and Pooh Bear will see you on Wednesday. Have a great Monday. Roger
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