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Scanner Reports 04-04-12
updated: Apr 04, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Happy Wednesday to all of you no matter whom you are. Whether or SNOT you hate me or I hate you one day at a time...Amen, or Awomen.
I went to Scolaris on Tuesday around noon there was not one panhandler in front of the store. I axed a cashier about it she told me they cleared them out because Scolaris is private property. I had a nice SHOPLIFTING experience while there. I don't know about any otter shift but at noon no one was out there.
My friend and neighbor Matt is fed up with people walking all over him. He cannot stand the shelter, the homeless, and both gas stations on the corner of Cacique and Milpas selling alcohol to transients. They raise HELL and ruin his business. Not only that, they constantly hit him up for change. I guess we're screwed between all the lawsuits and false promises from politicians who continue to try and BS their little way into a good paying government job. Once there they blame each other and nothing gets done. I say we erect a nude sheriff and gather up a posse and run those sinful trouble makers the HELL out of our good town! Maybe we can defeat the lost love children of thy poverty pimp on their level. Ask them for money.
A homeless fella got beat up the other day on Milpas Street by and these are his words, "A bunch of drug addicts." A friend told me about it. The man had some broken bones, bumps and bruises. Someone says where is George Zimmerman when you need him? Come on dudes, a punk, a 28 year old man shooting and killing a child who was begging for his life. That comment was just plain ignorant.
The Cacique Street Underpants is up and running a nutter neighbor of mine says there is going to be a lot of graffiti. I stink so too.
Happy Humpster Day Hair is thy sacred Scanneroni Reports, Monday:
Someone's vehicle got busted into on Harborview and a 9mm Beretta firearm was taken.
On Spruce Drive a report of a trail of blood down a driveway to the street at a private residence, I heard no more.
1000 Block Mission Ridge tree down wires down.
On Highway One, a half mile from Black Road there was a loose Bull trying to cross the road, maybe he wanted to get a 40.
459 Burglary to a residence in the 1400 Block of Laguna.
Report of a transient disturbing on the grounds of IV School, refusing to leave.
Somewheres in IV Some Smart Meters were vandalized. Not very smart of them.
Elderly Fall Victim in the parking lot of Pet Co 19 South Milpas got snippy with someone who tried to help so they called the police on him oh and the medics.
SBPD was looking for a 245 Suspect 25 years old Blue Shirt, Blue shorts 25 years old possibly hanging out on South Milpas.
Theft of Laptop 700 Block of Del Sur.
Transients refusing to leave Little Cesars 21 North Milpas they hang around there so much someone ought to give them a job.
On Via Alta a report of a rifle laying on a front lawn.
Church of Scientology attacked by 4 transients one with a dog.
Two houses near each other on Garcia Road were 459ed busted into.
415 Transient yelling at ball players at Pershing Park.
329 East Carrillo 415 Domestic woman heard screaming.
Counterfeit money investigation Scolaris 222 North Milpas.
Gang Types fighting near Rite Aid 825 State street.
415 Fight 6 Subjects in the street. This is da one that resulted in the gang members crashing on Chapala trying to out run the police at 45 miles per hour.
245 Victim at Cottage Hospital 245ed with bat, chains, bottles, I don't know if one call had anything to do with the last.
Some Bozo tried to get into someone's apartment by trying the knob found it locked and just started screaming out front this being the 200 Block of Santa Barbara Street.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
Early on Tuesday morning there was Police Activity in the 800 Block of East Figueroa I don't know why.
Report of man yelling that someone was trying to shoot him at Garden and Haley. Then several witnesses stopped engine 2 firefighters and reported to them about the man. Another report that someone saw the man in question with a 9mm at Vera Cruz Park earlier in the day. Isn't that next door to a preschool? The man is detained for now.
Medical Emergency 17 West Haley for a code 40 lying in the driveway, passed out.
Anutter Code 40 down near Trader Joes 29 South Milpas.
3 car crash minor injury Anapamu at Anacapa.
Fire reported out residence in the 1200 Block of Quinientos outside.
2002 White BMW Will be parking in the downtown area not going far partial plate 6???302 right front damage.
Identity theft report in the County.
415 Transient refusing to leave the chapel of the rescue mission 500 East Yananoli WWJD?
415 Domestic on bicycles near Calle Real and State Street police were UTL. WMA 40's to 50's. or 60's At Hendrys beach carrying a 4 foot stick yelling that he wants to kill people. I'd hate to be a child of today and have to experience seeing that.
101 Northbound just south of Bath man seen holding a female against a fence. He's not a real man.
That's it for now Folks. Dog Willing me Poopy Bear and Belinda will see you on FRYday. Roger
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