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Scanner Reports 2-29-12
updated: Feb 29, 2012, 7:00 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
Mid-Week Scanneroni Reports...Another chair has bitten the dust beneath my girth. It's actually a record. I think I bought this chair like 10 days ago over at Catholic Charities. Cannot afford to buy new chairs since I break them anyway. It is indeed a tragedy, especially when I'm watching a movie and suddenly find myself on the floor unable to get up because I'm shaped like Dumpty Humpty.
I hope no one gets offended when I talk about myself like this by somehow relating to my weird traits. I don't get easily offended about things like being called names especially since I call myself names all the time. I really am shaped like Dumpty Humpty in a roundabout way. Maybe I'd be more comfortable sitting on a wall. I'm just about done painting my sleeping area a little bit more and the place will look pretty good. I have to get rid of things and fix a storage area outside I'm so burned out I don't want to finish. I will though I have some help.
We sure have a lot of burglaries and thefts around here. The otter day I heard a storage unit got hit just around the corner from me. It seems like given the opportunity, thieves will take anything. I figure why steal? Sooner or later you can find anything ya need on Craigs List for free, or real cheap. It's pretty consistent on the scanner one theft or another. Burglary, shoplifting, purse, wallet theft, tip jars, cash, robberies here and there. But mostly they are opportunity thefts. Think about that don't leave your bicycle unlocked if you're just going to be away from it a minute, it only takes a few seconds to steal it. Don't leave your key under the door mat that is the first place they look after a planter. Don't leave your windows open in your home and leave even to go to the store, because you might need more than food when you come home. It's a horrible thing when you can't even empty the trash without locking your door because someone might be in your house. Don't give anyone the Opportunity to make you a Victim.
Scanner Reports, Monday:
415 Disturbance, female transient refusing to leave 617 Garden Street.
154 at 246 Buellton 2 vehicle crash injuries.
1400 Block of Calle Nieto 415 Domestic Female out of control.
2 Code 40 Transients causing a problem at 7-11 331 West Montecito. Weird I haven't heard many problems there lately, now suddenly problems.
Medical Emergency at the County Jail.
Report of Burglary 1200 Block of Dover Road.
Report of 5150 On the loose around GVCH Somewheres.
Report of Subjects down 130 East Cota reporting party is Mother standing by with her children. Yep you don't want to mess with Mothers, they can be downright scary
I didn't hear the address on this one but I'll tell you I cried when I heard it. A woman wanted to kill her dog then kill herself. Thing about it is people should really think before they say things like that. More than likely she's in 72 Hour hold, and she's lost her dog.
What a bummer man totally bums me out to hear that. Like that guy a couple weeks ago side of the railroad tracks in an RV Dead self-inflicted gunshot wound his dog left running around. Of course I don't know; someone put a little thing on Craigslist about it. Says the guy would never kill himself. Who Knows? Dog maybe...The Dog Knows.
100 Block of North La Cumbre Lane 415 Domestic man head butted woman. I bet that hurt like HELL I hope she had him arrested and stays the HELL away from him. Many women stay with guys like that.
Request SBPD for help with a ped in traffic, medics need their help State and Cota.
A-1 Storage off Calle Cesar Chavez report of 459 Burglary.
600 Block of Pilgrim Terrace 4 juveniles smoking drugs, they would not say what kind.
400 Block of North Nopal illegal camper in RV.
Medical Emergency at Westmont Collage for a head injury.
County somewheres overdose been hearing a higher number of those lately.
Medical Emergency bathroom of the Rescue Mission 535 East Yanoli.
Wild goose chase all over the West Side Monday Evening on a reckless Driver first reported as a Hit and Run Driver. Reckless is 23103, not 20002 I hope I did that right.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
2 HMAs harassing a transient at Dwight Murphy Park on Ninos Drive.
Medical Emergency for a female bicyclist on 154 near Stagecoach Road.
594 Vandalism at Anacapa and Arrellaga.
1200 Block of Bath 415 Domestic male/female throwing furniture they must be young. They wouldn't be doing that if they were old. I hear the address in the 1200 Block of Bath a lot lately.
Under the influence of something female standing in front of the Auto parts store in the 400 Block of North Milpas.
415 Domestic on Richland Drive near Broadmar Plaza woman beating on door with chair leg, just be happy it's not a frozen turkey leg.
Report of possible overdose in front of USA Gas 8 South Milpas.
Report of a man screaming causing a disturbance inside the Sober Center 15 East Haley.
The police are playing phone tag tonight as if something occurred they don't want Roger to know about.
429 West Valerio suspicious circumstances 2 HMJs pounding on doors telling people that they are being chased.
Woman selling her wares in a motel in the 2800 Block of State street.
261 a 13 Year old Male raped by a neighbor in the County of Santa Barbara somewhere. I hope that kid gets all the help he needs and doesn't have a crazy life like me. I was 14 when it happened to me.
Male/Female transients 415 Domestic in the 3300 Block of State Street throwing things at each other, shopping carts, etc.
23152 Drunk Driver in white BMW in barking spider lot of Trader Joes 29 South Milpas vehicle registered to the 1700 Block of Los Alturas Road.
Another one 1145 Suicidal daughter told parents she was going to sell her child if they did not give her something? Probably money. I didn't hear that part of the call though. Reporting Party recorded conversation for proof. Somewhere in our County.
A lot of horrible things going on out there. That is it for now. Dog Willing me and Poopy Bear will see you on FRYDAY. Dog always knows... Roger
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